raymi: i hope i don’t shit my pants tonite. i’m wearing a thong.

fil: gross.

ok so we were playing the compliment game where we take turns complimenting ourselves using the alphabet and then that turned into the ‘dis game once we both got a chance to compliment ourselves using every letter of the alphabet. when i had ‘g’ for the ‘dis game i said I HAVE GHONNOREA then i said what if i really had ghonnorea and this is the way i chose to tell you and then fil said I AM GAY for his ‘g’ dis and i said ARE YOU REEEEALLY!? by the way fil isn’t homophobic he meant gay like really uncool.

then that woman fell off her chair and busted her hand.

later on i spent a good twenty minutes crying and trying to fight with fil, i am nice like that.

yesterday at the supermarket i asked the woman cashier if that old man from last week got his satchel back cos someone took off with his cart and his satchel? was in it and she was like WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? and i said please i don’t have any friends be nice to me.

i dreamt i got turned down by liam gallagher for sex in a bar and i thought it was because of my winter hat but no it was because of my hair and i was like I WILL NOT FORGET THIS LIAM!

i added the = gay part.

last nite we went to the hyatt bar and i tried to look as important as i could. the woman beside us at the bar ordered a caesar salad without the dressing soooo like, a salad then? idiot. then we went to hemingway’s and a woman fell off her chair and broke her hand. then we went to somewhere else and after that i tried to go play megatouch but it was last call and the girl said aww i’m sorry girl i know you wanted to play your game and i felt STUPID.

“your game”

like i am some pathetic nerd loser with zero friends. ok i AM a pathetic nerd loser but she isn’t suppose to think that!

merkley??? says:

are you and fil in the same room on different computers?

raymi says:

yes we are

raymi says:

we dont like talking

merkley??? says:

GAY!!!!!

raymi says:

no not gay, WAVE OF THE FUTURE

raymi says:

what should me and fil do tonite

merkley??? says:

umm

merkley??? says:

stay home and make out

raymi says:

ew

merkley??? says:

ha

merkley??? says:

play dare games with people you barely know

raymi says:

i already tried to make out with him and he got grossed out

merkley??? says:

liar

raymi says:

its true

raymi says:

we dont like people

merkley??? says:

why?

raymi says:

cos he was on his laptop and i was making pervy old man groaning noises as i was trying to rape his face

merkley??? says:

h a ha

merkley??? says:

nice

raymi says:

i know

raymi says:

just call me doctor love

merkley??? says:

ok i will

merkley??? says:

but not to your face

merkley??? says:

only when referring to you

merkley??? says:

to old people

raymi says:

thank you

merkley??? says:

i dont want you to be jealoous but

merkley??? says:

i got a new plaid suit today

merkley??? says:

and know you must guess my waist size

merkley??? says:

now

merkley??? says:

think man size

merkley??? says:

nope

merkley??? says:

wrong guess

merkley??? says:

37

raymi says:

u didnt let me guess

raymi says:

is that big?

merkley??? says:

too slow

merkley??? says:

um

raymi says:

im putting this ON MY BLOG

merkley??? says:

not for a man like ME

merkley??? says:

dude

merkley??? says:

dont make all your readers hate my guts

merkley??? says:

they are sick of me already

merkley??? says:

you’ll drive your blog straight into the ground

raymi says:

I DONT CARE FUCK MY BLOG

raymi says:

so can they know or not

merkley??? says:

know what?

merkley??? says:

that i’m a 37?

merkley??? says:

i dont give a fuck

raymi says:

ok

cuteoverload link me!

myspace mixdown best fucking song. i wish i was smart enough to have written this song.