what’s up dude?
not much raymi i be chillin’ in the park on a sunday afternoon with my molson canadian one footer.
sweet, i like how you walked all zig-zaggy towards the park while those little kids were playing there and their dad was all LET’S LEAVE NOW!
yeah, that was pretty badass of me.
see you around frank.
ttyl raymi.
i bought these crazy erasers from chapters by this company called iwako they are so cute i want to shoot myself in the face! i can’t wait to take hundreds of fotos of blythe with her baked goods erasers. fil says if he finds just ONE of my stupid fucking erasers lying around he is going to throw it in the garbage.
phil: what in the hell do you need THOSE for?
raymi: for erasing, duh!
To : parkdaleraymi@hotmail.com
Subject : Raymi is back and SHES PISSED
long story short me and my boyfriend steve were watching movie trailers when we saw a preview for this and we both turned to each other and screamed ITS RAYMI! and every one shhhed us and then we realized it wasn’t you but some lame actress trying to be cool like you.
NO ONE ROCKS THE PARTY LIKE RAYMI ROCKS THE PARTY!
that is all,
kat
everyone who isn’t me SUCKS!
my body went numb yesterday like tingly numb and it is numb again today. is it cos of my drinking? WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS MY BODY GOING NUMB? i want a fucking MRI. i had the scan i met with the neurologist and they saw nothing. it’s been a year and it keeps happening off and on. i don’t think anyone in my family has MS but would i still be likely to get it? i’m not being dramatic here though it seems that way. i’ve tried to downplay this shit as best i could. it totally freaks my dad out. anyway one good thing of it is i can walk into tables and totally bash my shins and i don’t feel ANYTHING! fil will try to wrestle me into a pretzel position and i can wiggle free easily cos i can’t feel where my body ends and his begins and yeah, it’s retarded lethargic strength.
fil dragged me across the floor by my ankles until my shoes socks and pants came right off and my socks were inside my shoes (mocassins) and my shoes were still tucked into my pants.
we watched like ten hours of that true hollywood story about jessica and ashlee simpson. ashlee simpson and cid have the same nose. that’s all that i took away from that feature.
the best line from mad tv was hey i’m ambercrombie black, i call it BLACKERCROMBIE!
raymi says:
coolness tips 101
merkley??? says:
dont blend in but act as if you do
raymi says:
speak spanish
raymi says:
be hyperly unaware of how fucking amazing and mysterious you are
merkley??? says:
carry a flask
raymi says:
and a knife tucked into your sock like a steak knife
merkley??? says:
have blood stains on at least one article of clothing
raymi says:
carry oranges
merkley??? says:
wear a belt made out of living snakes
raymi says:
ok lets think of for real coolness tips not irony fuckin retard tips
merkley??? says:
tip number one
raymi says:
hi-top sneakers and jogging pants
raymi says:
have some sort of albino housepet
raymi says:
quote your grandfather regularly
merkley??? says:
when conversing with people be SUPER engaged — but make the conversation short and carry on to the next person with whom you will be SUPER engaged for 5 minutes TOPS
merkley??? says:
like — you have my FULL atention for 5 minutes
raymi says:
make abstract observations about your surroundings
merkley??? says:
I’M BUSY
merkley??? says:
but then retreat into a corner and write things down
raymi says:
then leave
raymi says:
fall down the stairs with a full beer in your hand
merkley??? says:
if you return be wearing something different
raymi says:
and like three germans at your side who dont speak english
merkley??? says:
only apologize for apologizing and being awesome
raymi says:
have a knit sweater with your name stitched on it
merkley??? says:
have your own name tattooed in a heart on your arm
raymi says:
if someone says they are hungry go get them a bag of chips out of nowhere
raymi says:
but then eat the entire bag in front of them
merkley??? says:
and toss them without looking
raymi says:
tossing them without looking is funnier
merkley??? says:
make them hold the bag while you eat them
raymi says:
they have to be an insanely obnoxious flavor also like fries and gravy
merkley??? says:
get lots of texts but show that you dont actually look at them before turning off your ringer
merkley??? says:
order well whiskey straight up
merkley??? says:
put in your own ice cubes
raymi says:
thats pretty extreme
raymi says:
like have your own soft tub of ice cubes?
raymi says:
hold it like a football
merkley??? says:
no just order ice separately
merkley??? says:
you cant hold stuff when you’re cool
merkley??? says:
only drinks
merkley??? says:
even then
merkley??? says:
you should place it on the bar like its a burden
raymi says:
hold a big plant
merkley??? says:
write notes on peices of paper and bury them or hide them
merkley??? says:
that reminds me
merkley??? says:
i was hosting this event last night
merkley??? says:
i have a button maker
merkley??? says:
so i can make a new button each night
merkley??? says:
and i usually do
merkley??? says:
last night my button was
merkley??? says:
“be like me”
raymi says:
and why havent u made me like a hundred by now?
merkley??? says:
cool people dont mail things
raymi says:
fine
merkley??? says:
i’m serious
raymi says:
I KNOW
