Wild Pack Of Family Dogs

A wild pack of family dogs came runnin’ through the yard one day

My father got his gun, shot it up, they ran away ok

A wild pack of family dogs came runnin’ through the yard

And as my own dog ran away with them, I didn’t say much of anything at all

A wild pack of family dogs came runnin’ through the yard

As my little sister played, the dogs took her away

And I guess she was eaten up ok, yeah she was eaten up ok

My mother’s cryin’ blood dust now

My dad he quit his job today, well I guess he was fired but that’s ok

And I’m sittin’ outside my mudlake, waiting for the pack to take me away

And right after I die the dogs start floating up towards the glowing sky

Now they’ll receive their rewards, now they will receive their rewards

i would eat that burger. i am getting hungry thinking about eating that burger. i would throw the lettuce on the floor and cram that shit in my mouth! click on burgers to see this thing being created.

fun time raymi

german coastguard

fil wrote a bunch of nice haikus for me.

raymi says:

maybe i wont have kids so i can buy myself more stuff

raymi says:

i am very greedy

raymi says:

but also very generous

raymi says:

i will buy my daughter crap that i really want then demand that she cant take it out of the box so i can put it on a shelf and then when she is a drug addict she will steal it all back and sell it on ebay for meth

noel, it’s me says:

dont raise a drug addict

raymi says:

i am SO kidding

noel, it’s me says:

also, what meth head has the patience to sell shit on ebay

raymi says:

wow who are you my mom

raymi says:

are you crying now

porkn says:

do you beleive in god?

raymi says:

no

porkn says:

what do you think happens when we die

raymi says:

you stop existing

porkn says:

does phil believe?

raymi says:

nope

raymi says:

what do you think happens when we die

porkn says:

dunno

porkn says:

i’m really having trouble with belief in a higher power these days

porkn says:

i’d like to think there is more and that we’re here for a reason, but it beats the hell out of me why

raymi says:

yeah well this potentially could be a really long debate

porkn says:

i doubt it, we seem to agree

raymi says:

i think people who believe in god are pretty much the same as racist people

porkn says:

explain

raymi says:

theyre usually not very bright

porkn says:

perhaps naive is more like it

raymi says:

what makes more sense religion or science

raymi says:

naivety = stupid

porkn says:

science

porkn says:

i think people who pray thinking thst any possible god is roactive are silly

raymi says:

you may as well believe in the tooth fairy if you believe in life after death

porkn says:

I don’t believe in the devil, hell, ghosts or shit like that

yesterday i was in a super bad mood i’m glad it’s fucking over.

i bought this bear unicorn thing for my buddy but decided i will explode if i don’t keep it for myself.

i went to the pub and played megatouch and drank a bunch of red wine and the barmistress called me sweetie a lot but she called everyone sweetie and i hoped that got her good tips.

i like the little kids in the park, screaming and yelling and playing, they’re like 2.75 foot tall fluorescent drunks, at least 40 of them.

Dear Raymi,

Ever since I first came to your blog I have admired you. I admire your honesty, how you are very frank about everything, even when it seems to be cruel. I am 19 and I live in Victoria, British Columbia.

I have wanted to e-mail you for a long time, but I didn’t because I was afraid I would sound stupid and seem like another kiss-ass. Sometimes I comment, I have emailed you before but only a link or a picture.

I have been reading your blog for over a year now. You make everything you do seem amazing, interesting, and full of attitude. You have led such a full life – full in the way that you have had so many life experiences in your 22 (23?) years that most people wouldn’t have in an entire lifetime. Not only that, but you freely write about them, and although you get shit-talked and criticized, I think that the fact you have shared so much with so many strangers is very brave, and has probably put things into perspective for a lot of people.

When I read what your blog I think you are so fearless. I think that I want to have the balls to sass everyone who’s an asshole and in need of a little sassing. I want to tell off people who need to be told off, instead of just avoiding it and acting nice when they are around, even though I think they are dicks. I think you are fearless because you have been through so much and come out of it a pretty awesome person. I think you are fearless because you post naked photos of yourself, drunken photos of yourself – photos others would be ashamed of but you turn them into something fantastic, interesting and artistic.

I know a lot of people out there admire you, and try to copy your style of writing, etc. But the truth is I don’t think anyone ever could. You are unbelievable original; you shine amongst all the unoriginal bloggers out there trying hard to be original. You do it without trying. You have a real talent.

I know you get a lot of emails expressing love and hate and whatever else people feel the need to share with you, and I agree this is just another lame email. However, I just wanted to tell you that I read your blog, and think it is the most intriguing and exciting piece of on-going literature I have ever come across, and all else pales in comparison. Keep writing, because there are so many who will keep reading.

Yours,

Brianna Berbenuik

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