I AM DANCELOR

we rented king kong and fil couldn’t handle watching the last 15 minutes so he peaced out and i was all YOU HAD TO SIT THROUGH HOURS OF BORING AND NOW YOU ARE LEAVING AT THE BEST PART!?! i mean it was sad and maybe a little bit erotic in a beastiality sort of way but i didn’t even cry and normally i’d be bawling. i think it’s being sober that does it and also when fil is sober he is unable to mask his emotions.

i am still eating one meal a day. i am able to do this cos i drink a double espresso and then i spaz out around the condo do laundry and sew and think about going outside. ps. it is possible to work from home people and survive that way and not have a 9-5 it’s called BEING A FAMOUS BLOGGER.

wow.

sorry for yelling i just felt like clarifying, many a woman reading this feel like fil is my sugar daddy in some shape or form which is not the case, he does not pay for my anything, we take turns, he does not give me a credit card or walking around money. the end.

i mite not shower today. ok i lie. i’m going to return a movie and get another one and buy some groceries and do laundry fingers crossed and make felt walkie talkie creations like a whole fleet of them and then organize the clothes i no longer want and take fotos of them and you can buy them from me and maybe ill draw pictures on them and you can frame them or burn them i don’t care total whatevs total coolness total total!

raymi says:

how do u spell schwarzenager?

raymi says:

ungh

merkley??? says:

egger

merkley??? says:

schwarzenegger

merkley??? says:

schwarzenegro

raymi says:

im going to google it

raymi says:

i like spelling shit wrong in there and they correct you by going DID YOU MEAN _________?

raymi says:

and i am like HECK YES I DID THANKS GOOGLE!

merkley??? says:

“heck”

merkley??? says:

what the heck?

raymi says:

it’s even better than dictionary.com cos they know how to spell celebrity names

raymi says:

heck yes is from napoleon dynamite

raymi says:

gawsh!


why does fil have demon eyes?

merkley??? says:

it’s a utah word

merkley??? says:

that dude is from my hometown

merkley??? says:

same with the filmmaker

raymi says:

wow u came from there

merkley??? says:

it was made by dudes from utah about a town in idaho

raymi says:

i know

raymi says:

schwarzenegger

merkley??? says:

my cousins all live in that same town in idaho

merkley??? says:

i’m just saying i am VERY VERY familiar with the culture in that film

merkley??? says:

and it is VERY accurate

raymi says:

then why did u question my heck yes

raymi says:

are you town-dropping?

merkley??? says:

yes

merkley??? says:

i was town dropping