i told samir that phil’s special present was in his pants

now i am boyfriendless

can cats see thru bathwater?

ok nevermind i guess they can.

vocoder

this is how i do my grocery shopping also

look what jared made me. custom too. ask him to do one for you, say i sent you and don’t be a cheapskate either. it’s also his birthday tomorrow.

three seconds after i wrote that yesterday was a 1 my friend sarah called and came over and we got booze and the day turned into an 8 thought you might like to know that. days i wake up early tend to be melodramatic cos i’m all there are too many hours and not enough macaroni to glue to craft paper type shit anyway today is better cos i slept in and cid licked my hand for twenty minutes.

when is raymi appreciation day?

resonance

DEAR EVERYONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS EVEN MEANS:

Raymi,

Karen Steele
Program Director – 99.9 MIX FM
2 St.Clair Avenue West, 2nd Floor
Toronto, Ontario
M4V 1L6

does she mean that if i was a listener then i wouldn’t be insulted or making comments therefore it’s ok to have a carney segment also justifying her non-response? wait wait because she is sherlock holmes she figured i am not a listener like HAHA you are a FAKE i have dodged your sneaky email plan muahaha?

wtf.