fil finally cleans up his camera junk.

here we are at the nerd blog party

this guy thought he was funnier than me.

i was trying get some cool people show up cos we were trapped in a nerd vortex and needed help.

me: i am wearing a practise outfit
i am practising wearing it to see if it is sufficient to wear out in public

merkley???: good

me: it is kind of goofy
but good goofy i will take pictures
i feel like i have mental illness right now
periods fuck you up

merkley???: you do have mental illness
if mental is your wang

me: no i dont
wang?

merkley???: wang is slang for reproductive organs

me: OH

me: practically every single girl who reads my blog is on their period right now
hahahhahahahaa
see

me and fil discuss jambalaya

official britney spears homepage it is the best.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Britney Spears?

A: Britney Spears is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she doesn’t give a crap, but on the other hand, Britney Spears is very careful and precise.

Lucas: http://discobelle.net

me: is that yer blog?

Lucas: not ours
some dudes in sweden

me: good for you!

Lucas: its kind of nuts

me: is yer head big right now

Lucas: nope
if it was armx we did then maybe a bit
but we’ve been eating shit so long i dont think ill ever become a dick like that

me: oh whatever you are SO in love with your shit

Lucas: oh come on
my labels the one that told me about it

me: dude who isnt obsessed with themselves
holy sensitive

Lucas: haha
sorry i try and try to be super cool like you but its SO HARD

me: I KNOW

Lucas: how do you manage????

me: lots of drinking

i am on my period no wonder i am the epitome of rage i just looked at a few other girl blogs and they are on their periods too i think it is because of blogging our cycles are in the same moon or whatever fem shit that is all about.

leave a comment if you are on or about to be on your period and i will make a special menstrual cycle bloggers link category that all men can avoid.

also what should we do for my birthday this year? party?

this is what i look like waiting many hours for fil to make us jumbalaya and i haven’t eaten all day long and then he made us watch the jesus tomb thing and got all nerdy over it i was like meh i get it i am too hungry and bored and tired to care about anything i just wanted to go out and get wasted and be awkward at that nerd blog party oh man wait til you see the fotos pitt showed up he should have brought sandwiches to throw. he lost his cellphone and the bar wenches totally had it but acted like they didn’t and after seeing us sitting there in the foyer for ten minutes (they were all covering for each other too) one brings it down asking what kind of phone it was i said IT IS BLACK AND IT IS BEHIND YOUR BACK IN YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW and pitt comes up and says it is a nokia she gives it over and the fone is turned off, fil had been calling it repeatedly and they turned off the ringer um if you find a phone and you want the owner to get it back don’t you leave the fucking ringer on so they can call their phone and you answer it and say YES I HAVE YOUR PHONE!? fucking bitches SHAME ON THE DUKE OF YORK WE ARE BOYCOTTING YOUR SHADY THUNDERTHIGH KILT SLUTS ESTABLISHMENT AND TELLING ON YOU TO YOUR MANAGER.

i feel sorry for people sometimes who don’t know me and then come into contact with me and make the mistake of lipping off, giving attitude, fucking me or my friend over etc like you are not even aware of just how fucking zero to crazy i can get.

that’s fil calling pitt’s fone over and over being the boss of the pub fuck i hate that place now i didn’t exactly like it before but now i most certainly 100% do not like it i can’t wait to go across the street and shitbag the duke.

see? nerd party. told you so.

that’s rannie he was wasterrrrs it was good even he was making fun of the nerds and he organizes these parties. everyone thinks he is kingshit there and he goes oh raymi gets more traffic than me and they are like NO WAY and don’t believe it can you believe it people there didn’t even know me! ME!

pitt-Fed

the bruise has finally appeared and it sure is a beeyute.

don’t choke on the classy. this is how i got the bruise.

and here is why i haven’t been able to clean the bathroom for the last two weeks

and here is cuckoobreath

we are going to hit up this GTAbloggers party tonite after we make jumbalaya if you are a cool nerd and want to hang then show up. i have been meaning to go to one of these social gatherings since i was 19 for fuck sake.

Jamie:
oh yeah
also
that guy who “reviewed” your blog
how come anytime anyone “stumbles” onto your blog, (they never know how they got there) They always try so hard to sound non-chalant about it. “I guess she’s some kind of this or that…” they’re never committed or say, “this blog is great, and here’s why.” It’s always, “For some strange reason I can’t turn away.”

me: what guy reviewed it are you talking about

Jamie: it drives me nuts. You linked some guy who liked your paintings. He didn’t exactly review it, but you know what i mean. He sounds so defensive about liking your blog, without ever really committing to liking it. Sorry, i just went off on a tangent, but it was bothering me

me: oh yeah he botherd me too cos he said he didnt really get into it but then said all this super specific shit about older tit posts

Jamie: exactly

me: meanwhile there were zero tit shots up on the main page area he had to actually go looking for them

Jamie: People always mention you “being naked a lot”

me: totally pompous liar

Jamie: you aren’t really naked that much

me: i know its prolly cos i am so fucking amazing looking it is very memorable when i am naked like WOW *mind blown

Jamie: probably

Jamie: People do that with me, with the pics i post of deborah. When it comes up, they make it sound like I post wide open beaver shots every other day

i guess, but you look good in ALL the pictures. EVEN the ones with clothes on

me: right
people just need more reasons to complain about me
zzzz
people often have all these opinions about me and then get really upset when it turns out that I have opinions about them like somehow they were suppose to be invisible and perfect