in case you forgot how sad, pervy, lame, pathetic, and desperate men are i give you teddy babes and why exactly they have vagina inserts is beyond me cos isn’t the whole purpose of a plush-thing to cuddle and NOT have sex with? ok i just realised the insert is so you can take it out and wash it but what i meant was WHY is there a vagina in the first place? ungh.

Her fingers come complete with plastic designer fingernails; all the better to stroke your chest and other sensitive areas.

this one is my favourite picture and now i want a stuffed woman to hold a brush.

dear raymi

jessica

woah nsfw

why doesn’t bizo like me?

wainbows: do you have the all over body pain depression hangover

me: kinda
i feel like super useless and slow
like everyone is smarter and i am in a retard void
and music is confusing me

wainbows: have you eaten greasy eggs yet

me: no i wish!!
i am going to google greasy eggs and put up 40 pictures on my blog

wainbows: ok but after that, eat them
go to that place on the corner, the cafe express
i can’t remember what it’s called
they have the BEST eggs

me: cafe express?
there is a secret shady diner in this building nearby i think it is a dorm for students but it’s a highrise building and they have a cafeteria i think
i am going to start loitering in it

wainbows: oh no no that’s tartu don’t do it

me: in a trenchcoat
i was kidding

wainbows: all the food is grey
go to the eggy place instead

me: oh you mean the one by pizzahut
mm pizzahut
ok we cant talk about food anymore

super duper hung i do not want to drink alcohol ever again. today. more later kids after some coffee.

fil‘s new job is to take my picture he said he is going to get rich and famous off my body, he probably will. today we are going on a secret magical journey which you will be very jealous about when you find out but i can’t tell you about it yet.

Hola,”Rayito de luna”.
Yo soy mexicano y no escribo en ingles, asi que tan solo quiero decirte que eres increible,maravillosa y fantasticamente HERMOSA.Nace to meet you.

me and sophie i love her

i was a total crabby sucky bitch today at loblaws i almost had a cry tantrum faint attack fil woke me up too early.

whoever mailed me money stuffed “discretely” in an envelope for my crazy apron dress please email me i forget who you are i need to know if you actually mailed it someone is stealing shit from the mail – fil’s diner’s club card never arrived, sparklehorse tickets and now TWO things for me from separate people in the same week if my dick cheney gun club t-shirt doesn’t arrive i am going to fuck someone up.

haha diner’s club who are you fil, steve martin in plains, trains, and automobiles?

fil got a new camera and the fights have already begun. he got a canon eos 30D which means it is an slr which means he thinks he is better than me now he says that whoever takes the photograph has more rights to the photo that’s fine but what about the subject’s rights? i mean i as the subject made the photo happen i posed for it i looked at the photos to see what was working for me pose-wise and what was not then made adjustments accordingly, i feel like this means the photo is AT LEAST equally mine and he cannot be a fucking hog about it, we have argued over this shit since the beginning of time actually i have argued about it with ex-boyfriends too they want photo credit ok fine but then they want the photo exclusively too? eh fuck you fags how about that photo would not exist if not for me you are replaceable, dispensible ok, i can find anyone with hands and get them to take my picture. i am only arguing for equal rights here. if i change outfits, pose a bunch, choose where to pose how to pose all of that then that photo is mine too and you should email it to me immediately or i will break up with you.

fil tried to wear a hat yesterday to the ROM a baseball hat and BACKWARDS like he was peter parker i said NO WAY DUDE I CANNOT HANDLE YOU IN A BACKWARDS HAT I CANNOT BE AROUND YOU AND YOUR HAT. so he didn’t wear it. phew.

anyway i am really pretty. how long until people start copying my jumping poses i copied from antm? speaking of, do you like that russian chick in the first episode when she said THESE GIRLS DON’T BELONG HERE THEY ARE ALL MAS-KEW-LIN meanwhile she is basically a mail-order bride and NOT american on a show called AMERICA’S next top model?

fil has a flickr now you can stalk more of our life over there.