curious george boots party of one.
i like the guy in the back window just cos.
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POLL TIME!
whoever votes no will die
Phil: why on earth should tampons be free?
me: cos women cant help that they have periods
Phil: i cant help that i have to crap
me: we are reproducing for the planet repopulating it we could at least have free tampons
Phil: i cant help that i have to eat
me: your feces do not help the planet
Phil: i cant help that i have to wear clothes
me: its not fair is all
Phil: brb
me: stop fighting me i will murder you
we finished watching stranger than fiction last nite i only cried once. emma thompson is my favourite she plays a good neurotic recluse something i fully identify with though i am not hunchbacked and stuttering, yet. fil and i decided that maggie gyllenhaal is not going to be pretty the older she gets i am depressed about this because i LOVE her. that’s what you get for having a last name i have to google spellcheck everytime i put it in my fucking blog and of course will ferrell is magical and endearing and funny even when he doesn’t mean to be he is pretty good at breaking your heart too with that red sweater and collared shirt sticking out and when he plays the guitar and sings with his eyes closed and maggie gyllenhaal goes into a make-out frenzy with him.
i told fil that girls are easy all you have to do is close your eyes with a guitar in your lap (no one else can be there though we don’t like people seeing our emo-boner weaknesses) and strum a bunch of chords and sing our name or sing about horses and sad things like losing your favourite socks and we will open up our checkbooks and pay your rent.
queen latifah is in it too she plays emma thompson’s assistant at first i was like OH BOY QUEEN LATIFAH but she was good at not being all EXCUSE ME I AM QUEEN LATIFAH IN CASE ANYONE FORGOT but looking at her you know it is right there under the surface so close to seeping out.
and i love dustin hoffman LOVE. he leant a i heart huckabees vibe to stranger than fiction oh right duh cos he was the coincidence detective in i heart huckabees THE MOST OBNOXIOUS PRETENTIOUS TRY-HARD NOT FUNNY MOVIE EVER and in stranger than fiction he is the therapist who helps will ferrell with his narration-head-stalker holy shit I am a detective i totally linked these two movies together and no one else did. why are they similar? cos both things do not exist or are possible, some woman’s voice in your head? coincidence detective? fuck. you are all delusional desperate fags if you can get into i heart huckabees why not just watch lord of the rings if you want magic and make-believe?
it is good i am the last person to see it so what i say doesn’t even matter anyway.
fil finally cleans up his camera junk.
here we are at the nerd blog party
this guy thought he was funnier than me.
i was trying get some cool people show up cos we were trapped in a nerd vortex and needed help.
me: i am wearing a practise outfit
i am practising wearing it to see if it is sufficient to wear out in public
merkley???: good
me: it is kind of goofy
but good goofy i will take pictures
i feel like i have mental illness right now
periods fuck you up
merkley???: you do have mental illness
if mental is your wang
me: no i dont
wang?
merkley???: wang is slang for reproductive organs
me: OH
me: practically every single girl who reads my blog is on their period right now
hahahhahahahaa
see
me and fil discuss jambalaya
official britney spears homepage it is the best.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Britney Spears?
A: Britney Spears is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she doesn’t give a crap, but on the other hand, Britney Spears is very careful and precise.
me: is that yer blog?
Lucas: not ours
some dudes in sweden
me: good for you!
Lucas: its kind of nuts
me: is yer head big right now
Lucas: nope
if it was armx we did then maybe a bit
but we’ve been eating shit so long i dont think ill ever become a dick like that
me: oh whatever you are SO in love with your shit
Lucas: oh come on
my labels the one that told me about it
me: dude who isnt obsessed with themselves
holy sensitive
Lucas: haha
sorry i try and try to be super cool like you but its SO HARD
me: I KNOW
Lucas: how do you manage????
me: lots of drinking
i am on my period no wonder i am the epitome of rage i just looked at a few other girl blogs and they are on their periods too i think it is because of blogging our cycles are in the same moon or whatever fem shit that is all about.
leave a comment if you are on or about to be on your period and i will make a special menstrual cycle bloggers link category that all men can avoid.
also what should we do for my birthday this year? party?
