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midlife crisis camaro glasses alright.

sorry nose much!

oh we have a band now and we are thinking of band names, i’m trying to be a visionary and a sorcerer of what’s going to be cool in a year, what’s france doing these days? anyway, so far we have fffek or ffek i don’t think it’s cool enough though, jamie was drunk texting us retarded band names last nite and i said how about GO TO BED fil said it was mean but i think it’s an awesome name, that or mom sucks, or, basements rule! oh and our type of music is party rock or music to suck dicks by. band name ideas are welcome in the comments. ps. i’m serious.

i dropped my chopsticks on the floor purposely so i would stop eating.

with beef is better fyi.

fil said i look like arwen when i wear my hair like this i said oh no wonder all these nerds are staring at me hard today. Frodo … Im Arwen. Telin le thaed. Lasto beth n?n, tolo dan nda ngalad. hahaha i just found this site that translates elvish.

go see superbad NOW go go go go GO

it is dick jokes HEAVEN!

there’s a myspace joke in it and all around us these loner dudes were sitting and this one old guy laughed hard and i said to fil after the movie what kind of fifty year old gets a myspace joke told by an actor in a movie who is supposed to be creepy? oh a pedophile who has a myspace account, that’s all. to catch a predator much?

there i am before the movie notice how not smiling i am, that’s what YOU look like right now.

oh hey you guys what’s up?

didn’t have a sharpie so this’ll have to do for now.

speaking of sharpie

i like how when a friend from the past facebooks you and they are like hey you’re looking great blah blah i get trapped in a looking at every single picture i have in my facebook profile typhoon to try and decipher which pictures they are thinking of.

fil just brought us back breakfast pockets from auntie’s and uncles and i am nervous farting internally, everytime we go there (which is rarely we aren’t breakfast people) my bowels start rollercoastering, i think the one time we went with samir and sharpie and angie the nite before we drank a lot and i was still drunk when i got up and it was hot and all that plus breakfast coffee grease and one tiny bathroom in the hot summer equalled crazy long bathroom visit from hell.

one more thing, for some reason i call it awntie’s and ANTee’s i think some prick i hung out with once flubbed it and now i fuck it up all the time.

i gave that to sharpie for her birthday last year cos i like buying people shit i want for myself oh don’t like it? mine.

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say yes

to my crack

i love taco

fil is not a capers fan but he brought some home anyway then he moved a mountain for me.

this looks comfortable.

last nite before we went to the bang lime show at lee’s we had a couple of drinks at pauper’s (i know shut up) and made up our own lyrics to the tune of tegan and sara’s walking with a ghost, but put cid’s name into every lyric (no we don’t have friends outside each other) and at the time we were like this song RULES we are SO performing it one day. anyway, you know the end of the song where they repeat walking with a ghost over and over and over, that’s the part we do:

CID WAS EATING SOME FRENCH TOAST
CID LIKES TO BRAG, HE LIKES TO BOAST
CID GOES SAILING ON THE COAST
CID WAS COOKING A POT ROAST

and so on, we got desperate and threw in some rhymes with closed chosed posed words.

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your pain is poignant.

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summertime (wasted) this post is cute.

if you want that namibia is for lovers! shirt go to goldenfiddle and yes i am their new junky model and yes i meant new as in old and junky as in drunky.

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man drinks pee

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my name is john daker, wait for him.

the SUPESmarket is dead at 9am no whimsical annex partiers to be found.

and now, last nite’s dinner.

not ours, waiting for a table.

in oakville, it is worth going out of your way for once the garlic sauce hits your mouth DON’T GET ME STARTED.

dooooooooooooooooood

shawarma powrna

i have zero self-control when it comes to the garlic sauce and was grateful they served the extras in these dignified little cups, sometimes they bring you the squeeze bottle and then my pants don’t fit anymore.

don’t forget to keep viewing spenny’s video. thanks dudes.

VIDEO: pitt’s steamwhistle tour the yuppies fell for it.

VIDEO: pitt’s second tour this time a bunch of stoned teenagers paid attention to.

looks like someone took my more like best party EVER last nite joke a bit too far. embarrassing much? who drinks 6 shots of tequila, more like it goes to 3, TOPS and how do you figure this guy was hot if you can’t remember if you used a dome cover?
we get it you’re a slut, awesome.

this is called the heart attack hat trick.

my shitty salad. don’t expect greatness from a sports bar, and yet i always do. sigh.

look out, dad’s on the scene!

starting to clot.

my second wind is on the way.

took us ten minutes to figure out how to pay our tab, factoring in the wine that pitt replaced and the jameson’s as a sorry are we still friends? fil says i am cheap and watches me under a microscope when i am counting out my change it makes me nervous and i have to recount it a thousand times SHUT UP FIL!

americans, are you jealous of our money?

yes we went on an eating tour of front street.