uhhhhm i mean i like you but, i am already seeing someone.

cid is a pervert. took it to an all new level yesterday. oh and i have two shirts in this green, i know i posted some cid smothering me photos in the other shirt that looks like this one a little while ago. basically, i am tidy clean and not at all a slob.

i didn’t even know it was in there til i finally looked down from LOLing at the internetz.

thanks for droppin’ in on the funny farm, we’re here all week.

you are the gayest cat evar.

our building has a private garbage collection contract so we are not really affected by the strike. only when walking around the city and holy what a disgusting mess it is. we saw a truck drive passed us on spadina and i said it better not go by city hall, lest a bunch of whiny canadians jump on waving fists and holding signs. it got one laugh out of fil. success.

dinner at supermarket.

that guy behind me sure liked talking. i think they were on a date. the girl said a non-endearing pretentious thing, something to the tune of “it percolated in my head.” really now. percolated? that word’s in your vocabulary? do you have a coffee fetish? my neck was sore from i dunno what, giving me a slight headache so their chatter was annoying and fil wouldn’t switch spots with me because he is a gentleman like that, though i was liking my view of the corner, very non-committal having your back to the patio. it felt safe. i am a wiener. the waitress had an amazing hairdo it made me feel plain.

Grilled chimichurri calamari with balsamic reduction & olive oil $8.95 still number one fave. could eat ten of these no problem.

Thai green mango salad with tiger shrimp, Thai basil and cilantro (asked for no cilantro as fil is a baby, does not like it. or capers.) tossed with a chili vinaigrette $8.95 amazing amazing, second time now i said i’m going to rip this off at home. now it must be done.

Grilled jerk pork with mixed greens and a spicy scotch bonnet pepper dip $10.95 by this point we were stuffed, and from so little food. eating slower and tinier portions spread out does in fact fill you up, good diet tip. we powered through this and took the thai basil chicken to go cos we were late meeting holly and the gang (told you she is in love with me).

it just gets more and more sad. the crazy media frenzy and what will definitely be a circus gong show of a public viewing. ridiculous. let the man be.

it was nice that holly noticed our server from indoors being a witch without me even having to mention it. she had bitch tough mouth holly said. puckered perma-frown scowl. ew.

good funny times that there was. this week has done a number on me, i need a break. hanging up my party hat tonite.

lamebook. solid gold.

do you want to be in a band with me? get at me: raymitheminx@gmail.com

i get to be singer dancer entertainer (i won’t steal all the thunder though, i can share). i can play the claves pretty well and the tambourine too. i am one million per cent serious. come on lets get famous together. we will be a cross between the YYYs with a sprinkling of emo plus whimsical hippie folk and dirty rock.

do you think i blended in well enough?

excuse me did i say you could take my picture aside from outright demanding it. way natural.

yeah peace canada what? sure. if it never snowed here i would never have to wear pants.

very into this truck. have multiple pictures of it during light as it progressively became dark and the security guy guarding the fence humoured me very much about it, even giving me tips on when there would be a stop in people walking flow. it’s fun when you know people think you are insane for taking pictures of things they wouldn’t expect at that certain moment in time. i know i’ve mentioned this before. still amuses me.

nice guitar.

free show, multiple acts, lucky crowd.

check that woman taking a photo of a doll. who are they, me? is that a beatle doll?

i had no idea what shirt fil was wearing yesterday as he left before noon and my eyes were squinted shut though it’s kinda funny as i was up and about talking to him yet totally spaced on his shirt that you kinda can’t miss. i figured he’d have worn this particular one anyway, being canada day and all. he said it wasn’t intentional and he didn’t clue into canada day until around 6 o’clock when i mentioned it.

the bbq chicken was phenom.

the sun came and went and the rain held off until the very very end when the carnies were packing up. great success.

that’s holly mcnarland fellating a hot dog. she is in love with me now. her kids rule.

so bizarre to me that kid’s cartoons feature goths like it ain’t no thing, completely normal. i think that’s a good thing.

andre the bus master and tina’s son, kirby the dog. trying to decide who i like more.

bein’ spoiled over here.

i count at least 3 stink-eyes. when enlarged, loads more. some are smiling at me though, the smart ones. probably thought i was some country slut groupie, or wife.

oh laila, so cute and bitchy and wonderful.

you kinda stand out.

kat von d did this, the entire band of emerson drive actually.

nice.

then we broke out the zeppelin.

gotta say, fun day, totally the opposite of uptight.

this was gonna be a short one picture post but then i just kept clicking through more and more photos and ugh look at the time. procrastinating is a huge part of my existence. i’m laggin’ on getting out the door right now partly cos i know it’s supposed to dump rain at some point so that somehow justifies toolin’ around makin’ up excuses? fil is patiently awaiting my arrival at a country music festival right now he’s shooting for gibson. it ends at 8, started at 12. yeah i’m an asshole so this has to be a quickie. omg this shirt i’m wearing is so tight i will probably get an anxiety attack from it. it’s like wearing the shirt of an ant.

mimosa makeup jammin’

have a little red umbrella in my purse. so goofy. red is my favourite colour, can’t wait for the goony comments haw-haw you wore red, red = canada day doye doye duhhhh oh really you noticed that didja? fuckin’ swift there mate aren’tya. i also like how the city worker strike has exposed how stupid and childish en masse everyone is – the sort who rely on the free fireworks display to celebrate a national holiday also the same types who flock to nathan phillips square for NYE and so on, all whining about what they’re gonna do now oh fuck off buy your own damn fireworks and set them off in any park anywhere. where did your ability for independent thought go? is that one of the first things you lose when you have children? try being original you stupid shit cheapskates.

experienced a momentary fleeting desire to dye hair today. must keep at the natural.

canuck tower.

was going to wear this last nite. wimped out.

made chili 2 cheese dip last nite. so so so good.

k later dewds.

you may enjoy this one more, or less. takin’ on beyonce. nice camera work britt.

tried to find the napoleon dynamite dance on youtube and all they have are cheesy reenactments.

totally lazy sunday by the time we got off the highway we were falling asleep so had to get some coffee before dinner. we are not caffeine later in the day types at all. i pulled up my socks for sophie (some animals don’t like touching bare skin) and appear to look like i am wearing retention socks.

this dress has brought me oodles of guilt. oodles of never wearing it guilt, so i decided to do something about it then instantly regretted it upon looking at photos of me wearing it long. i think it was just a bad day, a fat water retaining pig day.

i am also way too flat for the bust of it, someone hugely stacked must have owned it. i took it in some more at the waist also. coincidentally keira emailed me yesterday Do you have any tried and true tips for cutting off jeans into jean shorts? and my response i just sent was this:

put on the jeans

stare at ass in mirror

with finger draw imaginary line at where feel comfortable cutting ie how much thigh/ass you wanna show

memorize the line

take off, lie them on bed

if u forget where the line is draw a tiny tick with ink slightly lower than where u initially chose in case u wimp out on how short u made them – u can always repeat cutting a hair shorter if need be

then cut away

if you want the instant frayed look then just tug at the dangling strands but everyone knows once theyre washed and dried that’s how u get the frays

her reply was already done i was in a hurry. good work too. i forgot to mention some people want extra length so they can have a slutty fold with frays. ok moving on.

it’ll grow on me when i go back to feeling skinny again.

sophie was lookin’ like that sassy little french cat from labyrinth.

zzzz.

i need to buy a lint brush for my purse.

mom’s home!

crazy storm out of nowhere on the ride back, storming during the sunset. i like how we just cannot get over sun showers, it makes us temporarily brain damaged or something, we all remark upon it. it’s not like an eclipse guys, relax. i think mostly it’s just the beauty that stops us in our tracks and even the most hardened of persons cannot deny the special thing they have witnessed.

lots of rainbows these days.

i like earth reminders, specifically planet reminders. i can see the land and the clouds and the sky and sun beyond it here. there is more to this than just us. can you tell i’m reading miranda july right now hahaha.

here i am considering how deep it all is.

take a hike eh. this was yesterday. notice how my tan brings out my upper thigh stretchmarks (from adolescent growth spirt). lovely. the only place on my body where they are. no wait not true there’s some rockin’ out on my love handles too. not very noticeable, only so when i tan. which is constantly so i guess i’m makin’ no sense here.

ugh cid.

added some bacon vodka to our jerk dinner of whatever was left over in the fridge unspoiled. the burnt parts on the veggies is called “the fond” ask fil about it zzzz. kidding.

you can tell the days i don’t shower cos makeup looks fucked.

grease attack, bangs would you just grow already.

same kerouac postcard i gave my papa. i had never seen that photo before.

see how tiny this thing is!

you still need to come over and see with your own eyes you will not believe it.

this was in the mailbox when we got home from the cottage.

omg.

i will just share this email with you to explain it.

dear kirsty

basically thanks kirsty!

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