i am going mentally retarded on my walls right now. Coolhandluke says i am a freak. I like it. kinda. i went to the tanning salon today. it was good. my elbows feel dry and scratchy. it is raining today. boo. i work at 6. i missed my crazy appointment again. i suck. so i ate eggs and went to the salon. ever since i wrote that i was jewish i have been receiving emails from nice jewish boys who are all interested in me. heh. maybe i will convert to hasidic judaism and shave my head and then wear a funny wig and kercheif. wtf??

Watched Buffalo 66 last nite. loved it. christina ricci has fat ankles but, well, whatever. being bossed around by a skinny sissy is hot. took ten thousand buses to sherway mall just to eat New York fries with “the works” and walk around and smoke hash. sorry mum.

Gavin from VICE told me he would block my IP if i post anymore irrelevance on the boards. meh.

back to painting.

ps i will let you hang out with me on halloween if you tell me where i can get either
a) hot girl cop costume or
b)hot fuzzy bear-thing costume

thank you

the asshole thinks these are the best webcam photos ever.

i want to be on this site so bad it hurts! BLACK PEOPLE LOVE US. i am really jealous and in love with everything about it and i can’t stop laughing and i wish i had a yellow white-person sweater to tie around my shoulders. Serious.

I stole this from SINGLEGIRLSYNDROME

i like it.

i dunno why i haven’t linked this earlier. i wanted to keep it to myself, perhaps. meh. anyhow, this dude, dale, is like famous at certain hot spots around the T dot for being drunk and weird and dork-like and well, watch each video and you’ll see what i mean. it is HILARIOUS.

my eyes are burning.

i bought a 16 dollar bottle of sake before work and drank it all and then i spent 24 more dollars on food and 3.99 on tube socks and tomorrow i think i will spend 200 dollars on a jacket because i am missus moneybags.

Here is what I purchased from Honest Ed’s yesterday:

pink loofah thing to scrub my butt in the shower – $2.99

bootleg crappy bruce lee dvd – $6.97

hat-thing – $1.99

shirt-thing – $7.99

fake maroon adidas jacket-thing – $7.99

plastic army men things – 99 cents

jewish keychain because i am jewish – $4.97 but actually paid $2.99 for it because i am a scammer

white, fluffy fake polar bear fuck-me on the hardwood floor by my fireplace rug-thing – $24.99

another hat-thing – $2.99

bouncy balls – 99 cents

and then other things i can’t remember

WE LOVE DAVE

i hate confrontations and i hate wussiness and i hate grade school bullshit and students freak me out and i don’t like coke hangovers or weird people you don’t know getting all crazy on ya and i don’t like standing and waiting for taxi cabs looking like a doofus and i don’t like ruined parties and people feeling bad and i don’t like leaving people ten zillion voicemail messages in a row because i’m OCD and i don’t like my roommate saying i’m a hypocrite and that i yelled at her for not washing dishes.

i am not crazy.

THIS may help explain how to be as good as i am when trying to seduce people for sexwithsmartpeople

By the way i just spent 73 dollars at Honest Ed’s

i will categorize my purchases shortly. i know you eagerly anticipate this.

This is what jamie said.

aww..I wish I was there at the rap show. I woulda stood right there in the front screaming, “woooo…raaaayyymiiii!!!!…wooohooooo….!!” And danced around and slam danced and stage dived even when the track skipped. Stage diving at a rap show. you ask? Well, yes, indeed. Because I would’ve been so excited to see the beautiful and talented miss raymi up close, live and in person. I would’ve waited for you at the stage door after the show and asked you to sign my ass, and then I would’ve high tailed it straight to the tattoo parlor to have your signature etched forever onto my pearly white bottom. Then I would’ve rushed back out to find you at some after party, or a Denny’s or something and stared at you with puppy dog eyes until one of your friends came over to me and said, “hey man, you’re like creeping her out, why don’t you just get lost?” And I’d be all like, “It’s cool, I know her…I just want to show her my tattoo…rayymii….it’s me…hey…over here…” And I’d pull my pants down right there in front of the salad bar screaming across the restaurant to you…”raayymmiii…look….” And then the manger would come over and tell me I had to leave and I’d say,”it’s ok, she’s my friend” And then they’d drag me out and toss me to the curb and I’d still be all happy because I got to see you. Hmmm..then what?…Then I suppose I’d go home to look at my ass in the mirror.

Niiiiiice

we come up seventh on the list when you search for girls fucking there dogs

So the rap show last nite was, um, interesting. At one point the room was full and i was nervous and then the room emptied and i got more nervous and then i went to the front to say my three little lines and i almost barfed and then the track skipped two-thirds thru the song so i just stood there like a honkybitch, holding the mic and feeling very shy. Before even going up there I almost wussed-out twenty times. I sat nursing beers at the Dun rite Inn trying to figure out if i should do it or not and then i was told there would be no camera to document the evening so then it felt like a waste but, in the end, dave said, “you can’t wuss out” so then i was like, “fine.”

At least i didn’t get stabbed.

This place rules. Check out Ghetto Neel and Wafro and other dumb photo collages.

ooooh i see the mailman coming up the street. RRrrreeeeeeooooooW.

Who knew Kahlua ‘n milk about 11am gives you that funny little feeling in your stomache – the one you get after about four beers. Nice. Last nite Mod club was dead but i still danced around a bit and tried to hump people and i touched this girl’s butt and she smiled so i told her she was beautiful and i liked her outfit and she was a good dancer and then i felt sleazy so i walked away real fast. Went back to the gang’s place and tried to do old jazz routines and generally spazzed around the livingroom until my knees exploded. I can’t wait to take a cabride.

Who knew raymithminx.blogspot.com is twelfth on the list when you search for
sexy guys wearing scotland customs

PS stab in the dark, guess how flattered i was by spying this.

man oh man.

i am so going to jail