Author Archives: raymi
i am so sick of being sick. i’m glad it’s grey out and probably going to rain soon. bitches. last nite making chicken explosion lasagna i went to take it out of the oven and i turned it upside down on the oven door and said HELP ME HELP ME and fil ran over and got all huffy then i got huffy for him being mad at me for almost destroying everything so i slammed the bathroom door and blew my nose and clipped my toenails and then we ate the chicken whatever and watched the yes men while fil kept unzipping my pants pocket and unbuttoning the other two pockets and i went mentally insane over him doing this.
THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE UNBUTTONED!
he is also sick so we’re basically taking turns pissing each other off.
i feel like i am dying. i have chills all over my body and especially in my head. i feel like a miserable old troll who can’t go out on the hottest day yet. arg. i just took some cold fx, lets see if don cherry is full of shit.
saw amityville horror tonite.
now i think i have five ulcers.
shit be scary.
i stood outside for a minute to see how warm it was and had an explosion of headache and allergy sinus whatever hit me all at once so now i am hiding in the closet and if i ever drink robitussin again i will vomit. everytime i sneeze it feels like blood is going to shoot out of my nose and ears and scalp. i sat in the tub and felt like i was morphing through time and i guess i fell asleep because the water was black and cold and i meant to write a short story but i thought about throwing tennis balls instead.
Jamie says:
I bought a pack of ten ISBN numbers
Jamie says:
if you ever want to use one
raymi says:
woah sweet
raymi says:
how much did they cost
Jamie says:
well, ten was the minimum you could buy
Jamie says:
it was about 200 bucks for ten
Jamie says:
something like that
raymi says:
woah spendorama
Jamie says:
plus some kind of processing fee — 25 dollars or something
Jamie says:
yeah, i splurged
Jamie says:
and i might not ever wind up using them
Jamie says:
we’ll see
raymi says:
so now that u have them u can publish absolutely anything u want right
Jamie says:
yeah
Jamie says:
i mean, i could publish anything i wanted to anyway — but now they can be sold in bookstores and such
Jamie says:
listed on amazon, etc
raymi says:
no i mean u could publish a book full of unintelligible crap
Jamie says:
yeah
Jamie says:
is that what you’re plannning to do?
Jamie says:
i already made one of those myself
raymi says:
well its pretty much what i am doing already right
Jamie says:
i will be your publisher
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i should probably head into work
Jamie says:
and lollygag along the way, since it’s so pretty outside
Jamie says:
maybe i’ll buy an ice cream
raymi says:
thats what old men do
Jamie says:
yep
Jamie says:
actually what old men REALLY like to do, is buy ice creams for young girls
raymi says:
ew pervy
worst sleep ever last nite.
i had a mini-dream that i could throw tennis balls majorly fast and hard and far, like that loser kid in rookie of the year and so i was on a tennis court chucking tennis balls for hours.
pretty much the coolest dream yet.
yesterday at the liquor store there was this fat bald guy with a cane who was sweating profusely and the liquor store merchant said, oh is it raining out? and fat sweaty guy says no, i was just rushing here before you guys closed and meanwhile his retarded lady companion is counting out her money as slow as she possibly can and looking at every coin individually and the fat sweaty guy has taken the booze and walked to the other side of the store before the transaction was even finished.
i hate people so much sometimes.
