i like it when cats think they are invisible and stalk around you like you can’t see them and they are obviously planning to pounce onto your lap after you told them to fuck off a hundred times so they wait it out a little while then a lightbulb goes off in their head to come at you from the left side, something they never ever do, and therefore you will not see them and they have outwitted you because they are so fucking clever and then i turn my head really fast and look him right in the eye and he takes a step back and is like oh my god you can see me, WTF!?
