2005 year in review.

i turned 22 fil turned 31.

i went to the dentist for the first time since i was 18.

we moved to toronto.

we saw a lot of concerts.

i gained some weight.

we went to the cottage a alot.

we made fast friends with the goods and slept on their couch in vancouver for a week.

i published two books and had a table at canzine.

drank a lot.

i met fil’s dad.

i dyed my hair blond and dark brown and cut it myself and made it black again.

jamie came to visit and we went to the ROM.

i rented my cousin’s room in lil italy and stayed there maybe 3 nites a month for three months and it wasn’t at all worth it.

fil and i joined my dad’s band that we still dont have a name for.

fil and i watched lord of the rings 8 times.

met lots of other nice people.

went to the science center.

crapped my pants twice, fil once.

bought a new shower curtain.

met k-os.

watched lots of VOD.

got paid a hundred bucks to dress like slutty ms. claus.

saw a bear in the woods.

made fun of a lot of people.

wrote on my blog.

…..

i love midi. she just got her period. for real. her head is smaller than a tennis ball and her legs can fit in a sock. we have never met but i know when we do we will be best friends.

adidas 2 stripe says:

raytown

raymi says:

hi

adidas 2 stripe says:

how are you

raymi says:

stupid

adidas 2 stripe says:

why

raymi says:

no reason

raymi says:

what did u get for xmas

adidas 2 stripe says:

a flask and a small grill

adidas 2 stripe says:

you

raymi says:

pants

raymi says:

uhh

raymi says:

shoes

adidas 2 stripe says:

didnt your fans get you anything

adidas 2 stripe says:

cars & yachts

raymi says:

no the useless pieces of shits

adidas 2 stripe says:

whats fags

adidas 2 stripe says:

what?

adidas 2 stripe says:

fags

adidas 2 stripe says:

i meant

fil returned the shoes and got a full refund and that woman is going to get in shit when fil calls back with a description of her. he said that we would’ve been more than happy to re-order shoes via their shoppe but his girlfriend called him up in tears over how rude this woman was and the manager’s face went pale and she apologized profusely.

revenge is a dish better served cold i suppose.

merkley??? says:

i like to tell people what to do — did you notice?

raymi says:

yes

raymi says:

lets talk about how good my blog is

merkley??? says:

surprise

merkley??? says:

one thing i think about your blog is this:

merkley??? says:

people keep saying they like it because it’s so honest and whatnot

merkley??? says:

i think it’s interesting because of what you withold

raymi says:

what am i witholding

merkley??? says:

thats why people keep coming back

merkley??? says:

not so much informationally

merkley??? says:

but funny people have a different way of protecting themselves

raymi says:

what theyre waiting for some new buttload of gossip?

merkley??? says:

the humor

raymi says:

exactly

merkley??? says:

leaves just enough mystery

raymi says:

but i am not holding anything back

raymi says:

i think ive given all i can give

merkley??? says:

those might not be the right words

raymi says:

i talked about shitting my pants about going crazy about drinking about crying and theres suppose to be more?!?!

raymi says:

i was trying to be dramatic

merkley??? says:

yeah i was definitely using the wrong words

raymi says:

u know how celebrities go you think you know me but you dont? well in my case they do so fuck off and stop demanding more

merkley??? says:

when there is mystery, what causes it?

raymi says:

manipulation

raymi says:

is there a mystery to me?

merkley??? says:

well

merkley??? says:

of course

merkley??? says:

ok

merkley??? says:

if people knew EVERYTHING about you they wouldnt come back

raymi says:

well they know everything up to an hour ago

merkley??? says:

but there is enough mystery that people want to know more

raymi says:

like what!??! how many hairs i have in my anus?

ok so i don’t have lock jaw or beard cooties in my mouth, my wisdom teeth are growing and that’s fine et al but they don’t have to be growing like razor sharp into the side of my mouth holy shit!

fil said i am not allowed to use the espresso machine without reading the instructions first but i don’t like reading things that aren’t blogs so maybe i will just wing it.

i will update in the event of burning down the building or setting my hands on fire.

ok i realise they’re just going to ask me if i am voting this year and give me some paper to write the letter ‘x’ on? i haven’t voted before but only because my envelope was at my other house and i was too busy smoking pot to go and get it.

fil can you email me how to use the espresso machine?

so far in our building i have seen four men who resemble woody allen.

elections canada just came to the door and i was only wearing underwear and a shirt and my hair and make-up was all over the place and cid bolted out the door the second i opened it and both the women’s faces were in total shock like THIS CRAZZY PANTS LIVES HERE!? so i’m all let me put some pants on then fetched cid and asked if they could come back later and they’re all uhh welll and i’m thinking IF THIS IS FOR THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND so they’ll be back in an hour. i spied an envelope in the neighbour’s doorjamb and wished they could’ve just left me one instead of giving me a long speech but no, feh. maybe i’ll actually learn something. i’m gonna google elections canada RIGHT NOW!