go here and scroll down to the second last video and you can watch me ramble on about who knows the fuck what. i swear a ton in it. it was for SJM’s thesis on social networking, he defended his honour properly i suppose and now his website is up. weekendpictures.ca oh man i just realised there are more clips here. enjoy the brutal. i talk shit about frank magazine in one. there’s like 5 videos on that page of me. these are entirely unrelated to the video i shot yesterday with a diff dude. oh wait more videos here too. and here. my flash keeps fucking up so i haven’t been able to see how dumb i am yet. internet please tell me what i am doing wrong.

i can’t get youtube or any videos to work right now, they play for 2 seconds then cut out, also there is no sound. it happened exactly when little fuckface bit through the cord. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO TO GET VIDEOS WORKING AGAIN THIS IS ALL I HAVE. nevermind i fixed it. NO I DIDN’T WTF.

ps. fil found a power cord on craigslist for 20 bones so we are up and running today’er. yay’er.

yesterday sean and i filmed a funny movie and i can’t wait to see how embarrassing it is!

i made this for dinner and made a 11.46min long movie, i hope it takes to youtube. no matter cos i can’t even watch it anyway! (after the fact)

oh and guess what partystains, on sept. 11 i’m hosting karaoke at the annex wreckroom and believe it or not, warren kinsella‘s band SHIT FROM HELL (wicked name) is also performing. this will be an interesting shitshow. 5 bucks to see me talking WITH A MICROPHONE IN MY HAND omg dream come true. if you don’t know who warren is, check it. he’s a dirty leftist. FUN TIMES. you have to come be a karaoke hog with me, i will put your name in any part of the rotation you want once the greed hits you.

steph came over and we watched penelope, kind of like the worst movie ever but also kinda tolerable. remember how much i like garbage? it’s beautifully shot and her bedroom is to die for. half the cast have accents though and it seems to be placed in a city that is a composite of both the UK and New York City? either way she walks fast when she finally leaves her room and ten seconds later is in the heart of a metropolis and wouldn’t you know it her first day out all this magical shit is to be discovered, like, bubbles in the air all around. i can’t remember ONCE when i went outside did bubbles follow me down the fucking street. oh and a street fair/circus. brilliant.

later on we rented swenkas. i had been wanting to see it for aaaaaages. the little competition fashion shows just kill me, these guys have serious facial expressions and intense moves. i like that a lot of emphasis and thought goes into their socks too. there’s also a side story that is kind of a buzzkill but whatever, such are coming of age docs right? this movie will also highlight within you how much of a spoiled fucking asshole you are. after watching a few episodes of sweet 16 (thanks steph for pointing out i can watch them all for free on demand) earlier and then swenkas, oh man, i haz the guilt. shows like that on mtv are the reason the rest of the planet hates america.

cid chewed my powerchord so my laptop will die once 69% of the battery is dead.

THAYN-Q CID!

we finally used the mats

i went to payless on saturday, alone, turns out that’s a good way to not buy shoes. i sat there fretting over all these guys not knowing exactly what kind of ugly i was dealing with w/o fil there to go yes no maybe at me, so i just went to honest ed’s and got a pair of flats for ten bucks. when you go any kind of shopping with someone you can easily convince them to convince you to buy something you really don’t want or need or like.

hey where’d he go?

who wants this dress i wore twice, the second time being indoors only and for ten minutes. it’s a size 6. i’ll give it up for twenty bucks.

meet pierre

his breath smells like brie and he is a distinguished little guy who hangs out in audrey’s purse

he licks the entire inside of ears too

we have the same hair

my heart is broken

please explain to me what is going on here thank you. when i google hangover this guy comes up and all his wacky friends. is it like an internet meet-up from 1990? i want in. they’re so zany i’m obsessed!

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: if you go on the main page of that link it explains what’s going on: Over Labor Day 1997, Kris Jacobs hosted a get-together (dubbed “WOBCon II”) at Schlitterbahn in New Braunfels, Texas. Many more WOBbers attended, and this, too, was a great success with a wonderful time being had by all (except, perhaps, those whose undies ended up in the freezer!). Such a great time was had, that a pact was formed by those present that this should be repeated each year over Labor Day weekend. It was also the means to share the many photos and stories that was the original reason to dedicate a web site to a mailing list!
http://www.wob-l.org/

me: NERDS
why not go to a beach
on labor day

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: hhahaha i know

me: awesome
so good

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: they went to a cabin for the third one
http://www.wob-l.org/wobcon3/temp_index.htm

me: are u stalking them now

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: hahaha

me: theyre partying right now!

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: well i wouldn’t call it stalking

me: as we speak
HA

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: i know!
i’m actually kinda jealous of the nerds now

me: i am too!

mbroszkowski@gmail.com: i wish i was at a cottage

me: dont start or i will kill myself
sigh
omg they have a one liners page!
http://www.wob-l.org/wobcon3/oneliners.html