in two days it will be VaLentine’s day. grayt. 24 hours just to remind me how pathetically lonely and crazy i am. if i don’t get a valentine (and frum my mum and dad duzn’t count) i am going to be really really angry. and you’ll hear ALL about it!

I learned that the femaLe anaconda snake can have sex with like 7 other snakes at the same time. that makes me jellus. Also wal-mart has robot-like self checkouts now. the wave of the future. I made myself a burnt griLLed cheese samwich tonite for dinner cuz i was waiting for a kall frum newYork. fone ring damn you RING RING REEEEEEEEnG! now i am about to watch Dog Day AfternOOn wif al pacino InniT. that makes me sorta happY. also i know i wiLL get Laid tomorrow. knowing that i am getting laid calms me down. Oh yeh. tomorrow i have therpay with my muther. we don’t know how to comunicate properLy without yelling at eachother. Really if u asked me, i think it’s my brother who needs the therapy. I am bloated fruM drinking all this blue Juice. I went to lava Last Nite.

It is fun to play with old fotos of yerself. doo dee doodeedooDee doo. I drank one too many shots of tequila on fri’nite and then iprojectile vomitted onto the sidewaLk one block frum my house, 3 in the morning. great fun. then i spent two hourS fetaL-like near the toilet. ouch. i hope i have not developed an ulcer. Up until that point it wuz reaL fun. badadadadaBing.

Ok yeh well, this new guy i am sorta ‘seeing’ . uhhm. that’s it. i jus twanted to say that. we pretty much just smoke weed and ffuk. i met him last fri’nite and we’ve ‘hung-out’ thrice since then. I saw’re him last nite. He doesn’t talk to me via email. too bad. that is when i a mat my best. I like computer talk and internet friends. i think i will get shitfaced tonite and go to Offside’s and see a HeLLa people i have not seen since b4 i went to england and no one will recognize me cuz i had long slutty blond hair back then. June. I showed up to classs 15 minutes late, burntout and sporting bedhead. i hate teenagers and skool but i like my teachers and my classes. k bye.

I just realized that i have not brushed my teeth today.

well in grade nine i was the only white gurl cheerleader and everyone else wuz fat and black and/or filippino or indian, trying to be black (here we go with the racism thing agen) and they all hated me and tried to make me scared off them cuz i was the only not fat, 4 foot 5 one there. that and i was white and had long blond hair and was real lithe tall and bla blah barbie-ish. they would always say,

“Gurl, you ain’t gots no Rithim!” and snap and turn away. they would never take my suggestions.
I would say, “Hey man, i’ve been a dancer for 8 years now so i DO have rythym!” and then i would do something stupid. I also did not own nikes or reeboks or whuteva so that was another strike against me.

They all voted on wearing baggy tear-aways and basketball jerseys and i was pissed cuz i wanted to wear the sexy short skirts. arg. I quit after like 5 months. i learned sum awesum drill moves tho’ frum them. real Nigga styles so i can really shake it! bam!

the thing that really really ticked me off was i went to a game and saw them doing summA my moves!!!!! I wanted to Kill Laquisha!! that Biatch. it was just like that film Bring it On. arrg.

One time i was eating this big fat Apple in my backyard when i was young and silly and when i was finished i chucked it over the fence and into my neighbors backyard while they were out there on their patio and then a minute later it was lugged back over the fence and of course it got me mad so i scrambeld after the apple and chucked it back over then i heard my Fone Ringing inside the Howse and it was the ‘Ole guy frum next door telling on me to my dad. man. what an assHole.

woooh. that was the bestest sentence ever.

my mum sed that the library called my house today kuz i havea book way way over due. MICROSERFS. har har.

i think it is becuz i joked with the librarian that i was definitely not going to return it and i just mite ‘misplace’ the book.

on monday (i have class on mondays) my teacher gave me a note.

Raymi

YOU HAVE INCURRED A FINE OF $0.80

YOUR LIBRARY PRIVILEGES

HAVE BEEN S U S P E N D E D

since when duz the fukkin skool library call yer fukkin house!?