words we don’t really say anymore but should:
teef (meaning to steal – thief sans the ‘th’ sound).
NOT (as in, “i like you. NOT!”)
babe (as in, “what a babe!”)
i slept a lot this past weekend. and i didn’t watch no fireworks neither. too damn cold. i’ve decided i want one of those miniature doberman pinscher dogs. i will also call it Pinchy. It’s true.
oh yeh. losers posting repetitive insults in my guestbook-thing are a waste of my fucking time so i am terminating the privilege. i also have your IP addresses and i know who each and every one of you are. get lives already.
leafs won last nite. i hung out the side of my dad’s car as we drove down the street so i could fit in with all the other hockeyheads. i screamed all those gay leafs-positive comments too. oh yeh. this fancy site fark.com linked my drunk asshole article. i am getting more and more famous each day. check out the little comments people are making.
The post is from RaymiTheMinx.com copyright 1888 to 2888
i had a headache all day today. it rained and it rained. i cut accidentally cut my hands four times, i fell into a box, it got destroyed to shit and i burnt the roof of my mouth from a slice of pizza. not a good day. click pix to enlarge.
ooooh wow i found this pic of my feet and these shoes i was gonna sell on ebay. crappy pic resolution though. meh

yesterday my friend forced me to bud in front of twenty people standing in-line for the bus and as i was apologizing to them all this one dude gets right in my face and says, “RUUUUDE.” It was hilarious. then he sits only a couple seats ahead of us so we felt kinda obligated to stick it to him by saying, “RUUUUUUUUUUUUDE” over and over in faggy, obnoxious voices. ahhh. asshole co-passengers. love it.
oh yeh. last nite was karaoke. i got to sing three songs. i told these dorks to sit the fuck down over the mic as they were getting up to leave during my song. i can get hostile when i am doing a serious ballad – as all karaoke songs should be. taken seriously. dammit.