more gayness for you. i was trying to um, make out with this guy’s back but then i got all nervous that he might turn around and fall in love with me so i stopped.

Last nite saw Corpusse at Kathedral. was good. entertaining – if you’re all for a three-hundred pound snarling glam dude with shin pads who smashes fluorescent tubes on the stage and has big black hair shaped like a triangle on his head and a skinny sissy fag on keyboard/synth whilst half-retarded/half-fucked squee-gee dirtbags and homeless punks slam dance into you and scream, “FUCK YOU! PLAY HOT WATER PIPE GRRRAWRWRWRAAAAHH!!” Yes. entertaining. very. what a classy evening.

the hottest image around, dooods. wish you was there. fo’real. did i or did i not say this broad was my new best friend? heather girl, scan us some new photos and you are posted. i swears it.

ps – if you are a girl and i call you a bitch, don’t kill yourself. thank you.

hit up the new guestbook/gossip page. you will love it. HOT CITY is even ok for losers.

new guestbook. here it is. don’t talk about drugs only please, thanks. HOT CITY

dude shit totally stole last nite. tropical drinkfest 2002 – won myself a fancy straw hat for having the best named mixed drink, “Your mother’s a slut”

fo’real. it had every such fag fruit innit. there’s a few photos floating around from the evening. hrmm. i managed to get myself in a bicycle accident just ‘cos i wanted to look down at my peddle and see if it had a reflector on it – causing front wheel to align itself in streetcar track, lurching bike forward and sideways, me trying to stop myself – seat in the groin and peddles slamming into shin/calves/knees and i sink my bike and self into a parked car for good measure. fuck. on my shin there’s a nasty, dry bloody gash. then i spilt green tea all over myself and the table at chinese joint. i rule.

how many girls called you today?

zero

how many girls called you the day before?

zero

what’s zero plus zero equal?

fag

a teaser shot of goofy blue jays game photos with the asshole and company. we were tanked within seconds from our eleven dollar pints+ and i realised today how much of a fag i am for hot dogs and nachos. turns out the asshole is even more of an asshole than I am when it comes to telling people off whilst drunken bicycle-riding.

raymi: it’s not your right of way

the asshole: hey hey hey come on

cabby: hurry the hell up then

raymi: fuck you

the asshole: blow me you fuck

you cats totally have to come out to this. these babes, whom no one fucking cares about in toronto cuz you’re all dicks, are comin’ all the way from scotland to grace the silver dollar on spadina, NOT college as it incorrectly states in the flyer. Nick Flanegan will be there doing his awkward, knee-slapping stand-up, some other dj shit and most importantly i’ll be there – drunk and i’ll probably make out with you. why not. i have like, zero standards.

i have a boner. this dude said fancy things about me. TONYPIERCE SPEAKS. His site puts me, you, your uncle to shame. it really makes you shake your head. anyhow, check out Interview with an escalator and you’ll see what i mean.

full-stop.