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Everything I do is 1000% more interesting now with these Minx nails and no one told me that they matched my shirt all day yesterday I had to figure it out on my own at the end of the night. Stupid.

How adorablah.

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Little bunneh. We watched Hop yesterday. 1. It’s super cray 2. Russel Brand is the voice of the rabbit 3. the end will make you laugh your brains out make sure you are completely demented hung out of your mind incarnate 4. hank azaria does the chickadee’s voices 5. there’s one part when all the baby chicks at the easter bunny headquarters all go mmmmm in unison and it’s so adorablah. 6. The Hoff is in it! 7. It’s trippy and magical and by pixar? dreamworks? Hello?

I ordered basil chicken and chicken noodles (with basil and chili) the exact same shit! Another Lauren move. I don’t think hangovers are a good time for experimenting I get psychotically specific in fact. I wanted basil chicken but I needed noodles too. Afterward after all this eating and gorging more hilarious coital euphemisms were invented by yours truly. “Are you eating noodles?” Puketastic hilarity. Then I laughed for five solid minutes after at first a full body convulsive ticklish reaction like I got paddled after a stroke (knock on wood) what it tickled I’m sensi! and then asked if it was “scary doing that”, he could have lost a tooth! Then more laughing. Then I laughed at that I was laughing I will spare you from the rest. Oh shut up can you imagine if I wrote actual porn or sex fiction for gas station spindle romance novels? Page turners!

I only regret we didn’t order more pop but am glad we didn’t it’s all sugar and crap. So addicting. Maybe I will buy ginger and shave it in to soda water yeah right can you imagine doing that during a bender hangover city you’d slice your skin off. Note to self add that to a Raymovie I think I need to take my brand in to a b movie direction, troma films maybe. I’ve been asked a few times to attend their film awards in NYC, is that still a thing? I think I’d need severe bangs again for that.

It is killer and smells amazing I’ll take pics of the other side because I have nothing else going on. j/k.

Gotta go cab is here.

It was an exciting night!!

Pearls or strawbs. Strawbs wins.

Why did I dress like a Matriarch though? Classy hides the sins.

Hangover of century but kept my appt! Can’t help it if the minxer comes to you. Forgot to take a picture with the logo and my tattoo. Must email them note to self. We have a few things up our sleeves that Kathy and I.

She also coincidentally wore a very similar dress to the one Teach bought me wow. It’s too big despite being an xs it must have been from a giant section or meant for elder chicks I’ll show you a picture of it on, too bad cos it has a nice slip too. He didn’t even use the Holt gift card I gave him from my leftover fashion show shopping spree. Classy guy. I bought my Smythe blazer with the other $620 o_O.

I won outfit of the picnic award for this guy!

Stacey Mckenzie was impressed by my walk and I closed the show.

He went out and got me eggs and gingerale and chips. Birthday Slave!

Then I went for a cray run the other day to see the boys’ new work spot in libville (who are doing my website in slow motion).

Next time I will wear a toque. Bry was like uhhh, I forget. I said it had occurred to me that I looked crazy before I left the house but didn’t care. Run dance singing with the dog everybody smiles at us.

It’s also punishment for shit like this tsk tsk.

Last day of being blond hahahahha.

Finally watched Toy Story 3. Kind of Toy Snory but good enough I particularly enjoyed something out of the special features, a mini short about this special secret room in the studios adjacent to one guy’s office he bit by bit changed in to a sick party pad and one day a fellow disney/pixar employee crawled through the duct and discovered him in this secret lair and then it became this place that everyone had to be taken on the tour, only the super mega famous VIPs so now it has photos and stories of all these rock stars and cray famous people who go for a drink there I would DIE to be that guy who becomes their butler buddy infamous whatever for making the secret room to begin with and everyone has to crawl on their hands and knees through a long-ass duct to have a martini in the day. Make a movie about that pixar!

So fungry right now do I make soup or wait longer?

So hype and now I say things like so hype. Don’t believe the! Next time I am mix and matching again. If you want Kathy to do your nails you can get the Raymbo discount, get in touch if you want her digits. She’s Minxed quite the people in her time wowzers. Models, Lady Gaga.

I’m just very in to the neat straight lines of the ska checks as well the union jacks there’s no telling that these duds are different than free hand painting lines plus who’s a Brit girl now I am.

Ugh death becomes her.

I slowly came back to life.

Most expensive slip ever.

Age check.

I stayed horizontal until I bawthed in the tub and refrained from saying gonna pull a Whitney until now.

They let us exchange beers for cocktails (had a voucher from vday) and I didn’t even have to pull a I’m a foodie blogger thing.

Roots there it is.

We wanted to eat at the bar because it’s less formal and my secret agenda was to not really eat.

Sometimes these glasses just look so stupid on me I love it and I don’t care anymore.

We are yuppie poseurs. Whatever looks good on us. Greatest bamboozle yet!

I am going to see if my snaggletooth is coming back I don’t feel that it is with my tongue in my mouth feels same length. They filed it down for me once, dentist visit is long overdue. You are welcome for sharing this is what happens when bitches age.

Not this bitch though jajaja.

Cray o-lay.

I’m about to have bk I am excited and guilty in advance. And more onion rings. And Syrah. Birthday booze blues. Just kidding I just feel like Syrah plus I exercised today. Plus it’s my birthday for until we say it’s not anymore. Plus whatever I am old now I will just turn in to a potato and die.

More more more there’s always more.

I love my friends because they are all eclectic and varying ranges of stupid, inappropriate and passionate. They can’t keep secrets to save their lives and can’t not divulge to the birthday girl every confession, man the stories I heard and the fights I had haha just another night right? Right! Indeed it was another successful one for the books great turn out and I thank Bech and Jules v much for taking the reigns because I can’t handle that shit. Party planning stress yikes I am a nightmare that was gift enough for me and then they got me a loot bag full of treasures that I opened super late and was like WOW so AMAZING I am mind blown by these teeny socks. They are great gal pals and now that I am old I say things like gal pals (ew)(stopping right fucking now) and it was just a nice ass time plus all the dramz was amusing and all the dumb things people did or said periodically through the night we all played telephone about and I was like this is the sitcom man I love it. People showing up loaded, pouring a beer in to my vodka soda (ugh), telling me their boyfriend hates me, we fully rick rolled the restaurant okay I’ll shut up more photos here we go.

Blond girls arrived and that is when bar vespa was like holy crapola. Caron said when she went brunette from blond it was nasty I was like what were you pushed in the mud or something? After the big stink I made about going darker it was like so what you are still totally blond, no change at all is apparent. Lauren did an April fool’s hair prank about going brunette and I fell for it then she arrived blond haha nice.

Casie sent this I don’t know what’s going on with her eye there and bech has one look so her new nickname is Zoolander.

I did this a lot with my hands blogiously.

Love those ears Lauren.

There’s a similar photo to this from my ten year blogiversary party my hair is up like a platinum Raymi Winehouse thing thang.

In the beginning before it got sloptastical.

Bad girl mormons and a moron.

Thank you for the flowers Sergio!

Spoiled sparkle bum bum.

Sergio is the first male yay cray member. It’s an honour to live up to and he does us proud.

They know how I love my little stud earrings and am a loser (of them) so thanks for replenishing.

Amazing. I did a little shake and someone goes when’s your next show? and I go YOU JUST SAW IT. No that was with Heather but you know how I do with ma stories let ‘em all bleed in to one.

Yay Cray dance performance while I threw tissue paper rippings in to the air like a yay cray ought.

Who is that guy, Clem’s friend? It was one wicked after party.

Sean said I was timeless beauty in the opening of these shots what a peach Seany is!

Dancing at Salvador was salvadorablah thank you Tanya!!

Um Jesse and I look like a funny talk show right?? I’d watch that. Fuck I’d watch paint dry too.

Those specs need to be a hair smaller.

I did do a mini classy sassy performance in the back actually I took that off without showing anything!

I pulled a complain move (always complain!) and got this 13 dollar drink for free. It was ridinkulous how much it wasn’t topped up, furreal? I said I’m going to drink it anyway (it took forever to arrive) but, I’m not happy.

We couldn’t get one flattering photo of this magical strawberry kismet but who cares it’s just hair.

Partied like cray the night before too and Bech was like GO TO BREAD cos she knew people would drop like flies the next day but looky look who showed up? I did!

Cool.

Zoolander.

Caron you are adorablah thanks for coming out sweetheart!

Teenager face Jules AHHAHAHA Oh look, still the same bechnique.

I think I’ll go for a double dip this week.

Lucas with the lid off.

Bri came all the way from Rochester now that is international adoration. You are part of the crew now boy it was great givin’er with ya.

Jeff Caron and Luc staged an ndp or whatever rally over there COOL times!! NOT! HAhaha.

Thank you for dressing up!

This’ll go above the couch.

Me likey!

Might even look good by the tv. I have to mail that other painting anyway.

I got a new feather headband from the girls. It’s so sweet and matching nail polish.

Then it was time for bed! Thanks friends you complete me! Sarah has a write up on her website, nice to see your pretty face again babe. You called me a snowflake. So touched!

Hurray sean just sent more brb. Mondays are for this. What? exactly.

I missed them immediately! At Salvador Darling when we arrived and put our shit in the back booth I asked where my balloons were aw precious dumb dumb.

We had a blast! Thanks for joining the yay cray express. No more birthdays! My party was like 48 hours long and def one for the books. I survived 31 ways to die month. I rule therefore I am. Back to the couch love ya. Way more pics tomorrow (please send me yours if you have any).

This is what happens to your youtube video when you say YES to them editing the shakiness for you, they make it worse! Saying no next time!

Gotta go. Late again!

Some people may prefer a little, electro? What is this music called? This is another jam that I am presently murdering around the house. Also, you hear a bit of couple’s bantering (bickering) if you’re in to a bit of diva behind the scenes REAL Raymi kinda shit. This one although posted after Let me roll it ousted first place for amount of hits (now, Let me roll it is back in the lead). As a long time purveyor of ME content, a release, wait, and watch them back type of chronicler this tells me something. I know a lot about you guys, basically, more than you’ve considered. I study that shit up guy so happy Friday from The Expert! It’s my last day of being 28 years old. Perfect day for a run with the pooch in the sun. If I wear a knit thing on my ears will I look stupid in the outside world? If I had my way I’d have sliced the first 30 seconds off this video. Appréciez!

There’s no way I’d even try to put this one on youtube, no one could handle the ass not even here can it be handled. Welp that should tell ya something. This is a regular highly-rotated jam around these parts and a great one to blast on a Friday, any day.

The last one is a bonus for you jerks lol and might even be my audition for her future biopic jajaja. Got cuter ones for later even I am impressed by. Plus some more stupid of course as uje.

I demand a recall. Does this look like normal vodka to you? Oh well this drink is delish that I just invented. Pre-drinking while team stupid naps. Oh plus it was Teacher who bought it lol. -Birthday week.

Also might I add: RIPenny. Heard it here first.