i don’t think i mentioned this before anyway get ready for:

A SUPERBOWL PITT STORY.

so we go to the pour house early on with pitt to grab a sweet spot to watch the game and for your information i do not give a shit about football i only care about hockey and maybe a tiny bit about baseball and nicolas cage impressions, that’s it. the only time i cared about football was when the patriots won the superbowl when i lived in maine, was that 2002? i think so. so yeah we go to the pour house and we are boozing it and i am drinking vodka cranberries and by the time i am finishing my second the waitress goes DO YOU WANT ANOTHER CAPE COD? and i kinda shake my head and she is sort of passing by to the bar and i exclaimed I’M DRINKING A CAPE COD?! and pitt and fil exploded into laughter and i ask WHAT THE FUCK IS A CAPE COD? and she goes oh you know vodka/cranberry and i add HOW PRETENTIOUS now this amongst other minor indiscretions and obnoxious loudness from who else pitt has made us the gong show table (our bill by the end of the nite was over $200 and maybe 2/7 of it was for food) ok so bring on the guess which celebrity i am impersonating game. i try and do christopher walken and laughing at me for that one lasts about ten minutes or so. so then we all start doing nicolas cage and decide that we will talk like him for the rest of the game INCLUDING when we order from the waitress well more like ESPECIALLY when we order from the waitress well actually ESPECIALLY WHEN PITT ORDERS FROM THE WAITRESS.

so he does his nic cage a few times and then after this fucking platter shows up (when pitt is wasterrs he likes to order ridiculous shit off the menu, typically heart attack platters that’s why he is so thin) the waitress is walking away slowly kind of confused over why pitt sounds like a fogey having an orgasm when he talks so she turns around and points to herself while asking if we are making fun of her and i started laughing and said no no no he’s just impersonating nicolas cage, to which in hindsight sounds like total bullshit so we start eating the platter and pitt gets some vietnam paranoia and is convinced our food was spat in and why isn’t fil eating any if not? omg.

he said it must have been spat in cos of the first time he did nic cage it planted the seed of doubt in her mind and then for her to say something about it meant that she confirmed in her mind that we were. oh whatever pitt.

fil and i were practising nic cage in bed last nite cos he was on leno he is fun to impersonate.