Nice minx tat crop.

I just had to stop him. I should have given him my card for his facebook. Oh well.

Playboy energy drink is our jam. I’m getting two more cases of sugar free cans yeah buddy. It’s our pregame drink and Raymi’s day time crash pick me up lol. I like busting on energy drinks cos that’s what the older backstage vip generation all consume cos they get tired. I am caffeine addicted. A lot of city people are.

I threw his stick in to the water cos he pissed me off (not really) but also when I misbehave I get more attention. It was pretty hilarious though and unexpected.

Love makes you do insane things.

I felt I was pretty MJ here. A duh.

Mhmm. I did a bit of Fred Astaire too. I tripped many times on the boardwalk, so embarrassing.

Historical ruins.

Ahh hipster beach.

Thanks for the beers agency bros! I was like WE ARE TASTEMAKING RIGHT MEOW.

Very fun beach date. Steve was stoked. Made me look all romantical and shit, and the rectory, home run.

 

This photo is so strange I love it! Vomment of the Day: Michael Hollett (Now magazine president dad!!) – “Seriously, do you have a bathing suit sponsor? You should.” Well, people? Tick tock.

It was a great day. Wait I already said that. whatever.

This was a fat day.

Oh hi.

French eyebrows F T W.

A variety of looks day.

Heheheh. No wait.

Ok keep going.

Hahahahaha.

Falling apart. Beach tired. Pushing through. Actually just very relaxed, it is gorgeous on this water facing patio.

A half litre of red went down pretty good. Robert De Ni-who?

You’ll know when you’re loved.

Intoxicating.

Bomb.

The bresaola salad. Go for it.

It was a nice little island getaway. Why am I pouting ahaha. The ferry line-up phobia was pointless not long a wait at all, just have to wait around with more people. Look at it that way. I have crowd hatred and was like don’t talk to me right now, I wanted the teeny gingerale he packed at the bottom of the bag and then wouldn’t help me get so I did that while we waited in the middle of a tightly packed cluster of people. While he smoked. Be cool Lauren you can do this bro. I did. Drank the gingerale while his guilt kicked in and re-stuffed the backpack. We are funny. If we were on the race it would be hilarious.

You’re bacon me crazy.

He was like why the hell was I wearing that ahah burn. So cute though chillax.

We still had to vespa home safely. Try it with lemon that’s how I do it.

Surprised him with this thing that made me look like a PeeWee Herman genius.

Hansel?

And that’s the Harrison Ford photo.

He says I look super young. I have no idea what he is talking about. No YOU’RE fishing!

I am Katie Holmes. F-R-E-E-D-O-M.

Should I say that he proposes every single day?

When you are in love it terrifies you.

You just have to jump. There is no other way.

This looks like a cozy hug to me. That’s what I aspire to be.

Photobombs away.

I guess we have to watch Titanic now. Nahh. Too long.

I’ll go pick up my film today.

Each skull comes with a story and the contents listed and a Lomo Print of it. We are going to rock the shit out of this exhibit.

The rose one looks so good I’m going to further stuff it maybe. We are so sentimental. They’re the petals from the flowers he gave me at the airport when I landed. Now I am gonna crank some Bond Jovi. TGIF Motherf-s! Love Mopsy.