Growing up is for morons

ahh girl pr0n for days. the thing i regretted most after visiting this store in miami was not buying up all the crazy rings i tried on. big-ass bling rings are hot right now.

i also didn’t stop thinking about these earrings. juicy rip-offs. there was another style like them with pink bows but they dangled backward.

not showing all of the loot cos i got stuff for mom and fairy godmom too.

aaamazing. amazingly stupid but amazing all the same.

this tree ruled. dee was like, a little phallic. ha yeah, how did it get all thick up there and then all thinned out? mystery canadians will never ever know. boo.

ahoy there matey. billions of nella bella clutch compliments.

i always lose weight on vacation. lose weightion. i will refrain from requesting a scale to be sent up like i did in SB at the hotel.

they don’t have airbags in most back seats so this inflatable seatbelt is a brand spankin’ new lifesaver ford is rolling out. donna took a hilarious video of me demonstrating it right after my bongo video. why is playing the bongos so hard?

shit damn this hotel is so clever.

uh that little chick so owned me. she gave me a great lesson though and i actually got better. i asked her mom if i could put her on my blog, also a blogher, and she’s like yeah for sure we exploit her all the time too. NICE! mommy bloggers get it you know? kids are awesome. i just bought my niece a gorgeous charm bracelet i wanted for myself and a necklace in the hard rock store downstairs. i think hmm, if she were my daughter i’d be blowing money all over the place on her, right? right. i love spoiling her. last birthday i went gangbusters, my family was like woah relax there. dad i got you an amazing john lennon t-shirt.

it was nice that we also matched. kids dig me. they see me as captain kangaroo cos i pretty much am hey look at me i just jumped out of a tree, slipped on a banana peel NOW LOOK I’M JUGGLING AND READING YOU A BED TIME STORY LETS EAT KETCHUP CHIPS YAY FUN!

this is when the moment of suck began and then a crowd drew and then it was show time and then i got better. we played with balloons that farted and flew through the air once you pumped them up it was hilarious. growing up is for morons.

get ready to be irritated! these are just quicky highlights i have 400000000 pictures. my favourite part about vacation ahem, i mean, “workation” is the going home and poring through pics, blogging and reminiscing cos that’s when my memory is triggered, which btw, is a pretty good one. the selective bits of it. ford put out a great spread for us. ever grateful. wayne’s world bowing except, SO worthy.

pool i didn’t swim in. wonder if it’s open all night unlike mine. also came all the way to cali and didn’t go to the beach.

mmmmm. v good food on this trip. we were treated like the queens we are.

didn’t want to dent the hood under my weight so i improvised. the rejects of this shoot are, uh, not sexy. i need to work on my car show modelling. apparently this car runs on mushrooms.

dee rules. she went surfing today can’t wait to hear how that went.

go team canada blogher babes!

mouth-to-mouth costs extra.

STRUNG OUT SUNDAY SAN DIEGO EDITION LA JOLLA! (supposed to be like holla!)