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killin it one post at a time


book too replete with butter smudges on my lens.

charmed him, actually made marco laugh. he asked what my accent was. everything else i am savouring for myself and the twenty women i will be addressing at dinner haha. what happens at blogher stays at blogher.

this was so fun we razzed the hell out of each other total strangers, all making self pitches and bonding meanwhile MARCO FUCKING PIERRE WHITE is doting all the hell over us me. he asked if i liked risotto al dente and i said no because it expands in your stomach and makes you all bloated (the ONE thing i know about risotto) that’s when i broke him AND i cornered him about making gordon ramsay cry. he goes, he made HIMSELF cry bahaha and that it was a long time ago. i need to go into journalism. someone needs to scoop this free agent before it’s too late nahmean.

nothing i do is creepy. everything i do is fabulous.

friggin’ piping hot and now i am full how am i gonna eat?

creep meme begins. i was too shy to ask for a photo during this and i was booze sweating profusely, faint, dizzy and charlie sheen level bipolar delirious = networking gold.

marco and i made this together it was like ghost except nowhere near first base. maybe in our heads.

i have a hundred more various versions of this.

then i met the famous swiffer guy.

and i sat on the throne. oh yeah when i posed with a california raisin i hugged it then asked if i could pick it (them) up. no way i coulda done it.

ready for my next customer, marco, don’t lose my card. his assistant minder could tell i was cruising him hard i was half smooth, blatant, retarded, demure, stupid, charming, confusing, rude, in short, perfect.

and my room looks like the tickle trunk. is that a crystal missing already or just a bad angle?

worst coffee but i am growing fond of our bodega so whatever. i see people with starbucks cups but so far haven’t spotted my sbucks friends yet. ok i gotta go. running out of little black dresses. went to a great panel this afternoon tell you about it later.


19 thoughts on “killin it one post at a time

  1. cliques. it’s americans who say clicks cos they don’t have french as a second language therefore pronounce it incorrectly and no, you’re stalking her, i’m in fat pants in bed like a delirious jetlagged shut-in. her life looks fab as is she.

  2. I just stalked her even more by putting her San Diego fireworks on my wall if you want to see it.

    Yes she has a wonderful life. She lives in LA. Mostly a fashion blogger but also makes some neurotically, brutally honest panic attack posts.
    I think perfectionist are more prone to this.

    Anyway, if she doesn’t answer, she goes to b-list and we shall find someone new to stalk

    I don’t care how anything is spelt anymore because I rely on spellcheck

    off to bed now. The TV shopping channel is trying to sell me Genie bras , no spillage bras

    Have a good night sleep, you probably need it, oxox

  3. well she seems v busy and important and she’s not actually your friend mom so chill before she gets a restraining order. i added her as a flickr contact and have skimmed her shots. i haven’t even had the energy to turn on my tv. night miss you xoxo

  4. well, she likes all her commenters. I’ve bragged a couple times about you in her comments so she might think we are annoying.

    Actually, you could learn a few things from her and vise versa. She is really good with her expensive camera. And she really knows how to market herself and has an announcement coming up.

    Miss you too, Good night, sleep well, oxox

  5. yes she likely totally finds you annoying haha. she replied to my tweet and is at the party i am bailing on right now. i’ll find her tomorrow yay.


    People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered;?
    Forgive them anyway.
    If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
    Be kind anyway.
    If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;
    Succeed anyway.
    If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;?
    Be honest and frank anyway.
    What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;?
    Build anyway.
    If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;?
    Be happy anyway.
    The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;?
    Do good anyway.
    Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;?
    Give the world the best you’ve got anyway.
    You see in the final analysis, it is between you and God;?
    It was never between you and them anyway.

  7. I think this was the most fun I had at Blogher. he told me what the signature said. but I still couldn’t understand. something about … cooking… and love. great meeting you!

  8. Hey Raymi – you have a very charitable definition of “famous.” I’ll take it. Cool to meet you at BlogHer, even if I had to do it while in a very warm dust suit. I promise I clean up nice. Give a shout if your travels/travails take you to LA :)

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