girls knees is chapped

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now we get to tumble back through it again fancy photo styles. brain think THINK how do we reinvent the wheel again, can it be done? it shall be done. nothing like a fancy lady day in photos on blogs while it’s raining out your office windows, wah.

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a very important quiz right off the bat, i didn’t know there’d be a test! don’t worry i am a genius and prepare for stuff never. i got this. it was fun questions like, what’s your favourite pair, pbj or bangers n mash, fave twins? obvs i chose olsen twins and they WON the majority and i cheered my balls off.

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time to get slizzard. their signature cocktail was acai berry juice and sprite-based (it’s fragrant like a bathroom candle tasting drink i made by accident once that everyone won’t stop making fun of me for). my second i asked for soda water in lieu of sprite, just like momraymi make’s at home! i can photograph recipes with my mind i quite literally am a savant in copious various ways not to horn toot but, i dunno, meet foodie bloggers all the time, one practically clothes-lined hawaii then Nus trying to get her way to my colleague (cb-ties) and i know they take one look at me like i know nothing about food and have no right in it which is infuriating as i am (persecution complex city) blasted by cuisine nerds time and again for my audacious enterprising resto features (the root complaint is that i am biased, we’ve gone over this before) the point is, i can replicate anything i see, taste, drink, with little effort. i AM a foodiexpert, but only because of my memory, not my palette. it’s because i know how to break it down mathematically and i know ok, that’s not true, my palette gets a little more credit here cos i can eat hot garbage and like it a la anthony bourdain in a shanty third world hovel. anywho…

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cough cough.

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my mom dressed like a politician.

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i gave two pots of these to lisa, i noticed the one for dry skin had hardened and solidified (absence of hot lights?) but no it’s just that the texture of the lotion for dry skin is such that yeah, she got dry skin requires thicker product and your skin just soaks it up into nothing. the yang on the right is for dry skin. the yin is for normal. i guess in this circumstance one would want to be normal. oh snap.

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i love spring flowers. i am getting girlier and girlier. squirrelier and squirrelier.

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quiz results and prize draw. i didn’t win.

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lotion model.

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OH MY GOD THIS STUFF IS GREAT! LIFE CHANGING!

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duo, cos yo elbows is naaaaasty.

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sweep ya chimney there sir?

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there were some people here i dunno, apparently big deal or something? ice dancing?

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they finish each other’s sentences he said. that’s cute. i always wondered if ice partners got down, i think the beginning of their speech was all about clearing that up, the rumours, i couldn’t hear it all though.

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my mom said her thighs were all muscle. we do not notice eh-neh-thing. we will destroy this city raaaaah! ahaa.

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i think i was cupcake tweeting.

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shawn got in there first. i was in my “too cool” and “nervous” phase.

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i spy Nus too. who is looking fit and hot like a sexy 80’s children’s book author, bit of robert munsch there maybe a sprinkling of fred penner too? am i wrong? i don’t know why i am into that weird big beard what is happening to me right now?

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i didn’t want this but i shot half of it anyway. gazpacho. i go ooooh yellow tomato and the server was all what?

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hmm how many of these can i steal?

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what the hell are we listening to here? we don’t listen.

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what message are you sending to me colleague? i guess he knows i am into spheres. i shot cups like these at the palais.

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mischievous.

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oh my god vision of the future.

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bitchy spice.

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good looking people sell things. those are the rules.

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ok i am not drinking this week period look at them. flawless. bravo.

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karin reunion. pumped monika is moving back to le smoke.

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i made her melt here in informing her that she looked great, like a total stewardess. hot. it’s ok, i am dressed like a mime.

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mom call our first house’s number!

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and that’s a wrap.

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