if crack gave blowjobs

bought a nice shade of purple yesterday. nails no longer look like i crawled my way out from under a juvenile detention center’s courtyard.

welcome to my hangover’s hangover and as i type this lovingly to you, i am totally in the middle of one. had to take a gravol when i got up and a chill pill. but good news i’m skinnier this morning all the bloat went away. that dandelion tea worked like a charm. diuretic. i also pounded tons of green tea at work too. laundry mountain behind me is in the washer right now. first time in my adult life in a long time i have required a two-load, two-round, two times longer laundering. fuck. swapping start times with kamila tonite so i can go in two hours later. went in an hour earlier yesterday so why not. got cut early and dance party two thousand ten took form as per usual. i really want the lady gaga telephone song (beyonce’s bangs in it are going to influence me in a bad way pretty soon i know it) d/l’d by tonite’s post show give all. raymi’s gonna crank it down to a 4 though, and i mean it this time. my poor liver. i really hate that i am drinking again so much. i’m closing the window on that one for awhile. i’m just exhaling information right now not as to soundboard give me back some feedback trust me i’ve had enough. just a hey nice shirt cool photo, funny anecdote you did there please otherwise i’m turning off comments for awhile. i don’t even care about the negative ones anymore i’m just overwhelmed by the sheer volume and the majority of them two-centsing me up the anoos. you’re all my moms right now. i have my own in a time out in fact, most successful one yet actually. don’t make me break up with you too.

would you watch a raymi reality show?

there’s a cool funny guy by the name of rollie staying here. he’s cadence weapon. we’re both out big dealing each other in the living room. well not really he read the post thing on me as it was lying around. then he was like THAT’S you? then he’s hanging with @unbrelievable and they realise they both know me and he’s like does every girl in toronto have a popular blog? hah. he’s from montreal. he’s hung from cmw right now. lucas came in late too. buncha sluggish retards. i stayed up even later on my laptop thinking i’d blog or something then had some pot to come down from bar high and was like, uhm, smart much. can barely function today. though i feel like i am coming out of it. at least i’m washing my clothes. discovered one more bag of stuff on my way out last nite allllright.

whimsical hangover.

melodie’s adorable company stamp.

did you realise this blog was authored by a precocious 12 year old?

it was a nineties kind of afternoon. we even snuck in a hack circle or two.

join our commune.

a concept.

green teaing out my bloat.

haha just now rollie was like can i have some tea i’m sure you have lots of tea, this is the place for tea. i was like my only wish is that there was MORE tea. the funny (not) thing is melodie is actually doing a tea demo today and getting paid mad duckets for it. so proud of her. she is going to bring me back to health.

waiting for my chinese food. feelin’ hot.

I KNOW LETS START A POINTLESS HOOD BATTLE THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT! might be slightly biased (bitter) as i reside so west i may as well live at the cheese boutique.

look me and my eye puff public moment in time from a whole nutha perspective!

these were great til someone spilled red wine all over one. i bet it’ll come out though. another necklace (sailor) bit the dust. no more jewelry while dancing or passing off to someone more wasted than you are.

if i don’t wear undies with this body suit then it’s basically like wearing nothing. TMI for people who don’t deserve it. just picture me going to the bathroom 30 times in this apparatus. fucking awful.

a few maje great bands last nite (one from utah, forest hills trees?) and some other i forget. vids to come. we have free wifi at central. you’re welcome. check the painting-to-be collaborative work in progress above that guy’s head. it’s pretty filthy. a close-up to come shortly.

so 80’s stripper. my favourite. i felt the splash of easter purple against my red skirt would look good. do you homos ever want to hear what i have to say about colours? remind me if so.

should i go mac? what mac? LOOK AT ME ASSHOLES.

if gaga can do it (be a complete freak) fuck it. not like i haven’t been exhibitionisting the hell out myself since i was 19. after talking about colours, we can talk about age, namely, ageists. all the flack madonna gets for showing off her body and grandma remarks, err, does ANYONE look that good right now? no. she works herself to the bone. if you look good, no matter your age. SHOW IT.

calling rose right now (roots).

slightly retarded looking here. slightly, works?

don’t start drinking wine go for a tan then sit at the bar with a sharpie and a canvas while you wait for your dinner date to arrive. the fish and the penis are not of my doing. that rat guy is SO STRESSED OUT.

new camera on the way, holdin’ on for dear life. maybe i’ll start hanging with those who don’t have the shakes.

sometimes clothed can be more, raunchy? liz posted some exercise yoga leotard stretch photos not too long ago and i thought fuck, good for her. she has been working hard on her body for awhile like me which i appreciate, so why not show it off. why do we hide ourselves? not for it. i’m stretching and that’s good for you, and your soul and i just happen to look, well, good for it. right now i am owning it, trying to, it’s hard combating self consciousness enough as is, throw some body on that fire like gasoline and just ride it out. you’re never going to look as good as you do right now, again. unless right now you look like shit, then of course you will look better. but you know what i mean.

people (women) are shitty to me (IRL) AND on the internet. fact. there is nothing i can do about that, the nicer i am, the meaner they get. may as well give them a concrete reason for it.

so many load-ins last nite. calm before the storm. overheard someone say via someone that there is something different about the central. to which the other person said yeah, it’s busy. HAHaha.

almost got aaron to juggle shot glasses.

brought in a stack of these. asked a friend to choose one special girl to go up on this wall. coincidentally chose my birth date. or was that on purpose? they were on their way to being pisstanked so maybe it was actually a fluke. i don’t think they’re that intuitive. everyone poses with that bush card heheh.

speaking of bush, there’s a lesbo nite in the works. yours truly will be bartending it in a bra. also, if you were of the muff diving caliber, the big C seems to be mecca for it. just a little bonus there. we’ve a couple girl/girl chicks on the scene at all times.

staff food mountain. i just picked the chicken out. all my carbs bragging burnt me in the fat ass this week. well so did my period but still, taking no chances this time around.

wiener check one. check.

wiener check two. check, check.

didja know we also have a megan fox on staff. look out.

that utah band forest and trees and hills and mountains and dirt and organic shampoo and natural fibers and no phosphates band sorry i left your flier at work ill try the ole mighty google now. they were my favourite, also did a beatles cover and something else i forget. it’s not that i’m an ignoramus which trust me, i know i am, but it is also hard to pay full attention to shit while working. oh fuck i’m referring to the wrong band the mountains and the trees i’ve typed too much here no point in deleting.

so good.

so photogenic.

nice necklace.

costume change, this is what i look like after a couple hours dancing my balls off. meet cheffy.

sure he’ll dig the gut shot.

on my way out discovery. it’s all in the wash now.