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toys for losers (just kidding i want it)

you will love the ending.

no i don’t really want it but i like that it exists so don’t get any ideas, or it for me. why does it only come in ginger/white? no siamese? if there was a siamese i’d be on it in a second actually. alicia fully backs me on the toy front, gets it.

not that you could possibly even try to ignore it but i smile with my eyes a ton in this video. also the dogs are reacting to the audio so play it by your dogs if you are awesome.

waiting for hair to dry sitting as far away from the leaf blower as possible, contemplating some deep thoughts by the water checking email.

i probably just said something extremely hilarious.

about to break into song. seriously.

i don’t have a caption for this one. yikes maybe?

oh and at kelsey’s on our way in a family of four were slowly sauntering through the parking lot ahead of us so i beat it on up ahead of them to cut them off at the pass to be next in line for the hostess. suburban tip:23 DO that all the time. got a dirt look from the dad, sorry didn’t know the line began in the parking lot? full out passive aggressively ignored him. didn’t even feel like the slightest bit of a prick about it either. what you just experienced right there was a city move. a new york left, if you will. DEAL.

17 thoughts on “toys for losers (just kidding i want it)

  1. My parents bought me, when I was 6, a 1991 equivalent to that toy. It meowed, purred, moved it’s tail and i think cost like $80. That’s how desperate my parents were to avoid buying me a real cat. 18 years later and my parents house is full of cats. Let’s just say it didn’t cut it in my books.

  2. my big imagination at 5 years old + REAL cat = a fat orange tabby in Cabbage Patch Kids clothing.

    this is before they had reiki or whatever that cat therapy shit is, so poor marmalade was without counsel after those traumatic times…

  3. top model’s Tyra invented that smize shit -pure genious n’est pas? Pas. but those model wannabes aren’t all that genious so a new word geared-to-IQ was invented so they can smize their way thru life instead.

  4. I totally do the city-dweller thing in lineups of all sorts, or bypass the line entirely. Too polite to get there first? YOU LOSE.

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