week in review
hello friends.
good thing i decided to curl my hair eh. curls plus heat is a no go.
couldn’t wear the gypsy throw out in the heat wave.
bumped into tim totally baked mowing down on a quesadilla from a new mexican joint in our hood, score!
say no to drugs, indeed!
stupid move ten thousand. this was a discounted boston cream cake. i threw out all the strawberries the next day cos they just smelled foul. this thing is still kickin’ it in the fridge and fil won’t let me throw it out cos he is making his way through it even though it’s totally making the fridge smell. boston cream craving has so not been satiated as this thing was garbage. basically i just need a can of custard and a tub of chocolate frosting. they also wouldn’t let us into the lab for 3 dollar jacks cos of it and now fil doesn’t ever plan to go back again. seriously we can’t come in cos i’m holding a cake? losers.
you are not people.
there’s a second flash in this vid where you can see my naked reflection in the tv.
threw some parm in there. unnecessary.
the selection of dips at G’s was pretty dismal.
the great idea about nuking pesto is burning the roof of your mouth with hot oil and having huge blisters to pop and stingy roof mouth for a few days. also eating this and watching the second half of The Haunting in Connecticut almost made me barf, it really did. that movie just made me straight nauseous, the ectoplasm and other dirty shit ugh sick. i was going for a piece of cucumber then something went passed the screen (startled me) and it flew it up in the air and rotated like a pizza pie and landed back in my hands. after that i was like fuck this i’m taking a shower i hate this movie tell me how it ends.
dinner with cid looks like this. i totally love cat hairs floating around my plate. way appetizing.
so lazy.
i drew this last nite so if a bruise should appear on my right arm i know how i got it. raymond (everybody loves raymond)(i have gotten fil into this show finally we’ve been watching it a lot) started a bruise journal too. so far there isn’t a bruise there, but it might come, i am very delicate.
kilgour’s last nite. fil went there saturday when i was out with the girls for angie’s stagette (those pics to come) so i needed to have wings last nite. i like medium not too saucy, i don’t like the heat to overpower the flavour of the delicious grilled essence. so i got 6 mediums.
while fil ordered 12 suicides and i had one and of course we fought over it. he says if he wanted eleven wings he would have ordered eleven wings or if he knew i would eat one he’d have ordered 18. dear guys: YOU ARE FUCKED IN THE HEAD. also, selfish and you have food issues too. i share everything and it phases me in the least.
example:
when we go for a slice of pizza, fil gets an apple juice. me i don’t order a drink cos 1. im cheap and 2. i don’t drink drinks, i just need a sip and i see buying a bottle of water as a disgusting waste. does fil save me a sip of apple juice by the time im finished my pizza? no. am i in the wrong here? apparently. this is fil: IF I WANTED AN APPLE JUICE WITH A SIP MISSING I WOULD BUY ONE. why do guys need the entire fucking bottle? are they allergic to sharing and manners and generosity?
i wore jogging pants turned shorts and felt like a giant slob and fil pantsed me five times. we saw KZ and cory go to the bathroom but pretended we didn’t cos they didn’t see us (plus we were mowing down on wings and had sauce mustaches) but i did wave at kz and thought she saw but didn’t oh well there did my part lets go haha. i was like she is going to see my blog tomorrow and be all HEY WE WERE THERE TOO and i’d be all yeah i know we saw you IGNORING US.
sunday and we’ve got a date with the pool.
my glasses fit over his glasses, the sun was blinding him. yeah right you just wanted to look fabulous.
been into the extreme close-ups lately eh.
i’m sure these passengers were lovin’ the show. when you pass a bus on the highway do you sit all rigid and stiff, like put on a bus act cos you’re hyperly-aware of the possibility one person is looking at your legs and arms oh no how do i sit like a normal person is this how i’m supposed to look to them? jeez relax much apparently not.
i will angle my legs like so to let that stranger know i am casual, care-free and have a loose attitude omg why do i even care!
blythe is gettin’ fuzzy. she’s chalky from the anti-fade tattoo sunblock balm.
ugh me and my stupid wave ha ha so cool.
gator likes to be floated around, he drops the ball then you float to it so he can be a tough guy and attack/retrieve it. repeat 400 times.
sunday was the hottest.
rusty is not a water fan.
i sprinkled the guys with a little bit of water from the noodle gun and in their stupid minds that somehow equals dunking me underwater. dear guys: IT ISN’T A WAR PS WE ARE GIRLS GET A CLUE. i threatened bryce with my mystery threat that works on fil every time “i’ll do something you don’t like.” he said he didn’t care. telling him my hair would turn green convinced him to leave me alone. why do guys have to dumb and dumber it all the time though seriously? when lauren holly throws a teeny bit of snow at jeff daniels he packs a fucking ice ball and whips it in her face then snowjobs her and drags her down the fucking hill wtf.
turbo likes the pool but for some reason preferred being emo in the corner instead.
nice tan.
my baby toe is f’d from dance.
shade seekers.
before i got out they brought out this huge awesome floater raft you can sit up and cross-legged in it or lean on one arm, so comfortable. this one i’m sitting on was impossible to get into that position.
time to get ready for dinner.
awesome skinny mirror i took a buncha noodz. maybe i’ll photoshop flowers over the private bits, my tan lines are pretty deep. perma-white bikini.
Cat hairs on the plate is the only thing I can rely on when it comes to eating.I love the spikey collar on the brown weenie guy heh.
its true guys really hate sharing food, i think it’s biological, took me a while to learn it. “i don’t need a drink i’ll just have a sip of yours” doesn’t fly either.
sweet fire hydrant
a rage vein just burst out of my forehead.
when we go for a slice of pizza, fil gets an apple juice. me i don’t order a drink cos 1. im cheap and 2. i don’t drink drinks, i just need a sip and i see buying a bottle of water as a disgusting waste. does fil save me a sip of apple juice by the time im finished my pizza? no. am i in the wrong here? apparently. this is fil: IF I WANTED AN APPLE JUICE WITH A SIP MISSING I WOULD BUY ONE. why do guys need the entire fucking bottle? are they allergic to sharing and manners and generosity?
added this to the post i am so angry now.
The Haunting in Connecticut ends with the son finding all the corpses with no eyelids hidden in the walls, he rips all the walls down and they tumble out. then he burns the house down. so of course there is no evidence left that this is a true story. it seems like he is going to burn with the house but his mom comes in and finds him and cradles him under a table against a wall – luckily the firefighters have x-ray vision cuz they smashed the outside wall down right beside them and pull them out of the burning house.
aw they’re just strange animals
oh i know the end fil told me, thanks tho i feel sick again haha.
ugh steph, no excuses for them at all.
fil’s got a point, when i’m gettin fries i don’t ask them to please take a handful first. or like can i have the size of iced tea that still leaves me thirsty for a few hundred kilometers please? no not that much, leave me thirsty.
trading bites of burgers still flies. trading.
that stoned guy is hot.
and that vid of cid eating that peice of meat is adorable. i am that in love with cats.
what like women are so oppressed by being told get what you want. throw out the other 11 oz of your own drinks for all i care, kick them dramatically into traffic even.
you could go up to the nicest dog or dude ever while he’s eating and if he’s eating he’s just not to be fucked with, you’ll annoy him straight up, sorry it’s nature.
oh cool you see it as being thrown away, wasted?
WE see it as sharing with a loved one because THAT’S WHAT IT IS like you don’t want us to be happy? do you ever eat something so delicious you’re like everyone around me needs to try this to believe it?
you’re mental.
portion sizes are generally too big anyway and people eat way more than necessary. spread it around fatties.
we don’t order more because we know it will go to waste. should we leave the house with a handful of water for when we’re thirsty?
we understand your barbaric food nature completely, we just don’t buy the fact that you are “unable” to share or see that you are totally greedy slobs. women go without and don’t whine about it, we are nurturers while men are self-serving.
being a selfless person myself i just do not understand nor have the capacity for not wanting to share with others. i do not get you and yes you disgust me.
not making excuses here but i do think its nature, guys are grouches about food, when they’re hungry, second to their wieners or equal-to i think they’re pretty controlled by their stomachs. i’m not really on the side that for women it’s about sharing and caring but at the same time dudes, its just a sip not a gallon, its just a wing not an entire chicken. yer not gonna die of thirst or starvation i promise.
MARS AND VENUS PEOPLE. hahaha jk.
i get whiny when i’m hungry too (but that’s cos i starve myself all day) not if you take some of my food once it’s there after a bite i am an angel not a fucking hyena. restaurants may as well be segregated to boys side and girls side.
sweet good ol’ fashioned comment war !
i meant throw away the extra one if it’s too much. if it came down to nuclear shelter end-of-the-world shit then yeah the girl gets everything and i starve, no questions asked. as is though there’s enough for everybody so you’d think they’d have gotten past their wishy-washy save-the-world-one-paper-cup-at-a-time shit enough to figure out how hungry or thirsty they are.
it’s not even a boy girl thing, if someone asks me for a drag of a smoke i’d rather just give them a whole one. “but i only wanted a drag,” they say. “then take a drag and go fuck yourself with it,” i think.
i do see your point, the socialist in me wants to say fuck yeah put all the free food at town square but as self-appointed arbitrator of this wing thing it’s clear that you guys both wanted the wing, so you have to think, who wanted it more, who wanted it for a longer period of time? ergo the wing goes to fil.
I love it when people try and explain things with ITS JUST HOW GUYS ARE I AM A SAVAGE AND I NEED TO EAT ALONE actually no dude youre not, its just conditioning, make it a habit to share a little bit of whatever you’re having every time and it’ll get easier.
p.s. I am greedier than Mark. its just GREED! there’s no grand biological or socio-economic explanation, we’re all fat kids on the inside now shut up and eat.
we KNOW how hungry we are. we order the smaller amount to save money and then mooch ONE off you to fill up just a little bit more WHAT IS THE GIANT FUCKING DEAL HERE!
Fil needs to get over that shit if you guys are gonna have a successful marriage, tell him Grammy Liz says so. We have dogs hairs in all the food I prepare, I’ve gotten used to it by now.
we will have the same arguments forever until one of us kicks it
xenia it doesn’t need to be an issue of evolution or adaptation it’s just, to me, more of an “i thought i already did my part by saying get whatever you want” thing and to take THAT even further could also be construed as greedy?
raymi the deal is if it were worth like 50 cents or a dollar or whatever to go hungry then i would have made that decision at the counter, so snaggin drinks or bites or whatever could be construed as undermining that decision process
taking a french fry off someone’s plate and getting stink eye for it is gluttonous childish and disgusting. the end grow up. also selfishness is always wrong. always.
french fries are fair game to your girlfriend, strangers and their dogs, they give out too many french fries everywhere anyway. no one ever wants that many.
how are french fries different from cups of iced tea?
fil says this
here is my position:
i am happy to share anytime – all i ask for is a little thinking ahead. when ordering wings, i order the exact number i want to fill me up. if you want to share some of my wings, wonderful, just tell me when we are ordering instead of after they have come so i can get a few extra to accommodate. if you order less than you want for yourself, thinking you will have one or two of mine, just give me a heads up that that’s what you’re thinking. to repeat: I WOULD LOVE TO SHARE MY WINGS WITH YOU JUST LET ME KNOW SO I CAN ORDER ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US.
(this applies to my juice also: i am a thirsty guy after a slice of of that yummy and probably too salty pizza so i figure i need at least a full can to slake my thirst. if you want some too, that’s great, just tell me so i can buy a bigger can or bottle or an extra one or whatever, NO QUESTIONS ASKED)
ok so basically i have to send out a TPS report BEFORE i place an order. also the amounts of wings is bullshit, they come in increments of 6 because the bar measures that out for you. you do not get hungry or satisfied in increments of 6! not touching the juice one cos you are wrong and one missing teeny sip (and you kNOW i take teeny sips!) is ridiculous of you to argue against. also, what is slake?
AND when do i not share with YOU?
because french fries go back as free-for-all since the paris commune and it’s such a small food that everyone knows they can take one
iced tea is of a liquid format that typically consists of water infused with some form of non-potato tea and they add sugar and it’s cold and they don’t sell it in jugs they sell it in sizes designed to be consumed by an individual so that you’re stuck buying two.
ok whatever SUPERSIZE ME
I AM SO HUNGRY AND SO THIRSTY I NEED TO EAT EVERY SINGLE THING ON THAT PLATE OR I WILL DIE AND I WILL POSSIBLY DRY UP INTO A LITTLE RAISIN IF I DONT GET EVERY LAST SIP NOT BECAUSE I LIKE WENT ON A HIKE OR ANYTHING AND WE FORGOT TO PACK SNACKS AND LIQUIDS IT’S JUST BECAUSE I AM USED TO GETTING WHATEVER I WANT WHENEVER I WANT AND THAT’S THAT YOU ARE WRONG TO QUESTION ME HERE. THERE IS A HOLE IN ME THAT WILL NEVER EVER BE FILLED EVEN IF GET ALL THE BITES AND THE SIPS I WILL ALWAYS BE WANTING AND NEEDING MORE.
fine from now on i am buying the most retarded drink
having ONE sip
then making fil carry it home
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
its true. i seriously do get it, and fine, but like spare us the minidrama about it boys. you lived to tell the tragic tale, right?
also tps report BAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahaa
i am eating a burrito right now i could have just one bite and leave the rest because I AM A MARTYR LIKE THAT
The wings I can kind of see, if you get 6 wings and she takes one, thats 1/6th of your meal gone! The drink i would share, sides, the same, if i get an appetizer for myself, even if she gets one for herself, i always assume shes going to have some of mine (and she does!).
i dont care really, unless she had some of my appetizers, and some of my drunk, and THEN some of my main meal, and i was actually still hungry afterward, other than that i dont think id mind.
fil ordered 12 i ordered 6
6 is NOT enough for dinner and 8 would be too much
11 huge wings is enough to be filled up on
you cannot justify gluttony
alright i’m shuttin er down but fil totally won that wing
he most certainly did not as i ate it and deserved it.
what the fuck is slake
ps americans are overweight, it’s on oprah right now. fact.
Once upon a time Raymi got totally sick of her cupcake painting and gave it to Keira.
I am pretty sure Cid is people.
P.S. Also pretty sure you don’t need a skinny mirror just cuz.
when you visit you can take it home with you if it’s still kickin’ around.
hahah cid so cute i like the video you the cute little thing gets feed aww. raymi you highlights looks amazing, it brightins up your face raymi so puuurdy ;).
Your mom has your toes..
Jake …….. ssshhhhhh. You’re making us out to be sissies!
The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that Dog Hair is a legalized, internationally accepted condiment and spice.
That new hairstyle is killing!!
This debate has been so great.
and Steph I hope you’re doing well up in TBay. I spent sunday morning listening to your podcasts while i did stuff. <3
My boyfriend and I just came late to this party but RAYMI YOU ARE RIGHT about sharing, rightrightrightright, share a goddamn wing, boys. I have this exact same argument approximately twice a month with Kevin, except it’s always over fries and chicken tikka masala.
Your feet are pretty. The photo reveals some bone alignments that may worsen significantly with age. Your baby toe is the one that is straight, the other four are angled toward the outside of your foot. Those angles are out of the Bell Curve for healthy. Snug shoes without rounded toe area and sufficient toe room work like orthodontic braces on teeth and change the direction of the toes over the years. Expect bunion surgery when you hit 50 or fight it off with the advise of a foot doctor on shoe fitting. Reality sucks, ain’t it.
they’ve been curved since i was a child it’s genetic, you should check my fingers. my nana passed this down to me and she hasn’t undergone any surgery and she’s pushin’ 80.