fil is pretty much on his way to being blackout drunk at this point.

alicia i tell everyone your token white girl arms in the air dance moves rule all the time and then i break it immediately following.

brad taught me a new pose, the instant face lift/5lbs lighter in the face – when you smile touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth.

so not drinking coffee here. some joker put a beer bottle in the well.

oh abby. good thing alex got this off before tarley saw her haha. she so loved the attention. the video of it is hilarious cos her green eyebrows move and it just looks so expressive. nick did this. he started to write sting sucks on her stomach but it wouldn’t work.

hahah aw!

then she got a nice massage.

this happened and we couldn’t belive our eyes. cynthia and shari’s dad gettin’ down to notorious BIG.

IN THE RAIN.

awesome.

i made a video of them dancing it’s cute, kinda hard to see what’s goin’ on though. look how soaked my hood is. that was the fuzziest hair nite ever.

i’m interested in seeing how that guy’s wedding video turns out and where it ends up.

thank god for those iphones. musical ADD party is the best party. THIS SONG SUCKS NEXT oh you like that song well too bad you’re not dancing if you want to hear a song you have to dance.

we also had a microphone to sing along, boy that was pleasant.

then i found some confetti and it stuck to our wet clothes so funny. nick (wasted) would not shut up about the confetti how it was his favourite and when would more confetti be happening?

i worried i might get in trouble, maybe it was special sentimental confetti?

i gave everyone a handful cos i didn’t want to be the only one in trouble, then the bag ran out and i went back to those people GIVE ME THAT HANDFUL I NEED IT.

cofield got it good.

blackout! oh just wait, he was so loaded he danced. i told him he danced and had pictures and he goes I DANCED!? yes, AND SANG!

soaked shoes couldn’t even feel my feet, and i was sockless too. those are great woods shoes fyi. actually in one part of my dream last nite fil’s mom was like oh i’ll just throw them out when she saw them wet and i said excuse me these are two-hundred dollar shoes! and then she left them alone. i also dreamed that lindsay lohan babysat me and i realised now once and for all she would have to be my friend i would just have to remind her that she babysat me and i had pictures to prove it.

meanwhile this genius kept walking into rocks in his sandals. after the third or fourth time i dragged him to the tent (1am) i got in took off my shoes and jacket etc and he zips up the tent with him on the outside. i go excuse me what do you think you’re doing it’s time for bed he says oh i didn’t know that was the plan. then some back and forth nagging he goes to bed and wakes up insanely hungover, no recollection of how he got to bed. i had to give him eno and pepto pills and a chill pill.

then the super long sparklers came out. we all marveled the next day over how amazing it was that no one lost an eye or a finger. not exactly a safe activity while drunk. that kid on the left is 18, man, to be 18 again. we all thought he was going to barf. didn’t as far as we know. he asked what the girl with the betty boop tattoo’s name was.

i made that.

and that.

fil cringes his balls off when i reenact this scene for him HAHAHAHA. he was like hey lauren, lauren LOOK at THIS! then twirled the sparkler in one hand and pose pauses, twirls it the other way and poses again. wow that’s great honey! there is a rave glow stick shoved under the brim of his magician hat too.

no no keep going yeah that’s COOL.

aw he just said, “i hate myself.”

i spied a bear costume in one of the rooms in the cottage. it was just a rug. i was planning to put it on too. too bad woulda been hilarious.

alex was doin’ some slow jam sparkler poses too.

uhhm what?

fil was lying there in the tent like a hung loser, he called all of our phones even though i just left to get him a coffee. he texted steve ‘NURSE’ (he’s a paramedic) i get back and say through the tent hey fil how would you feel if i brought bacon back with me? drooling noises and moaning, well, i have better ta-da!

oh my god yes. ha ha you can see fil’s beer from the nite before when i had to drag him to bed. he was pretty bratty about it too, you’re welcome dude. majorly hung, woulda been worse if not for me.

nurse shows up.

things are pretty racy these days in riverdale.

next morning hangover everyone was pretty quiet.

kaine trying to nap it out.

hello friend.

heaven looks like this.

and it tastes like bacon and sausage and fake cheese and egg and butter tea biscuit that disintegrates on your tongue once it hits it.

right before it rained and rained and rained some more.

we had a nice discussion about tea mugs like these. nana’s house staples. i like the extra attention to detail effort put into the inner print.

the nite before nick said i feel like i’m being an asshole, i’m being “that guy” i said dude you’ve been that guy all weekend. fil and nick have been friends since grade 7.

yeah thanks so much for capturing my entire outfit.

wild flowers everywhere. steph would faint from sighing so much.

speaking of. S-I-G-H.

feelin’ real smart.

yo.

kaine’s bouncer war scars. moral of the story is if you fuck with me my friend will punch you until he needs hand surgery.

yeeeugh.

archie, you don’t SAY that you are speechless because if you speak that means you aren’t. fucking idiot.

i love her hair in the first one. oh speaking of i saw that ad for bump-its. am i a loser if i bump my hair up?

this entire comic’s story revolved around a raymi-type debacle. she wears hooker socks and gets shit for it. the moral of the story is, do what you’re told and don’t stand out?

fuck the squares, girl.

meanwhile betty dresses like stephanie tanner.

aw.

the sun finally came out.

old man porch.

then we had to leave cos fil had a show to shoot that was canceled anyway due to rain. i was a little bitter but completely wiped out anyway and crashed on the couch.