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it’s that time again friendsbians!

PS. THAT MUST BE SUCH A STRETCH FOR YOU. OMG GAY GAY BUT I’M NOT GAY HOW DO I DO IT I REALLY DO NOT KNOW BUT I DO, I REALLY DO, IT’S LIKE MAGIC I MUST BE A WIZARD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I MIGHT BE HERMIONE GRANGER IN THOSE HARRY POTTER BOOKS YEAH I AM TOTALLY HER BECAUSE LIKE I MAKE STORIES ABOUT LESBIANS EVEN THOUGH I LIKE GUYS MAYBE I SHOULD BUY A WAND ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS TWO LESBIANS LESBIANING ALL THE TIME AND THEY KISSED EACH OTHER UNDER THEIR TOPS A LOT AND ONE DAY ANOTHER LESBIAN NOTICED THEY WERE LESBIANS AND SAID “HEY I AM A LESBIAN TOO LETS ALL BE LES-BE FRIENDS TOGETHER FOREVER” THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IT IS A MYSTERY TO BE CONTINUED…

how do you think women deal with this situation? it’s called toilet paper wad, make one, use it to lower/raise the seat you disgusting fucking monkey!

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. lemme guess, you’re going to tell your kid about them one day too. you’re sick and stupid. “or to tell me they are OK” AND delusional.

how about feel grateful you got any thanks at all. you know how many taken for granted forgotten teachers there are? i can’t even remember the names of more than half of them. some people, the ability of grammar and punctuation, spelling, it’s just lost on them, and that’s that. it is beyond you.

OMFG LOOK OUT REBEL ON THE SCENE!

you’re scum. how is that even something to be proud of? a person went to the trouble of signing up for a service, lovingly selected films to watch, and you go and bung it all up for them. you’re a piece of shit.

cool story. cool parenting. cool life.

and the piece of shit award is now passed on to you. i am so incensed by this one i can’t even talk about it i just want to know where you live so i can punch your fucking lights out. have you any idea at all the suffering that goes along with bipolar disorder? you’re the sick one here.

i thinked you’re righted thered. see my point about spelling and grammar? anyway, i have zero attention span for close-minded people. BOOORING. next.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO START THEIR OWN BLOG CHRISTINA AGUILERA. not to be a psychic or anything but your next post secret will be I GET OFF WHEN I SEE MY POSTCARD ON POSTSECRET.COM followed by I LOVE THE ATTENTION RUSH I GET WHEN I SEE MY POSTCARD ON POSTSECRET.COM followed by FRANK WHY DIDN’T YOU SCAN IN MY POSTCARD LAST WEEK SOMETIMES I GET ANGRY AT YOU I DON’T KNOW WHY THOUGH LOL TTYL XOXO WINKY EMOTICON

it’s never too late to learn anything!

that’s because they drag it out over 4 hours of movie like come on already stop getting mislead and listening to stupid people and losing letters and being shy and barely making eye contact double speak tension holy fuck already will you omg they kissed YAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap faaaaaap skeet skeet skeet skeet terlggusrhgosdvgdso;b! YES!

firstly, who is teaching sex-ed these days? why does more than half the population spell masturbation incorrectly? secondly, why isn’t anthony bourdain featured here, or ramsay, or jamie oliver? (NOT THAT I THINK ANY OF THOSE GUYS ARE HOT, FIL!) but why are you attracted to wieners and who are these wieners? aside from that glasses wiener, i am not familiar with any of these wieners and what’s with chicks being attracted to wieners? please explain. make a flow chart and use little words my brain is small because i am a woman.

and because you’re oh-such a desperately pretentious douchebag needing to remind everyone every chance you get that you finger banged a girl once because you are so fucking common and dull please don’t come to my party snoooooooooze. ps. she was faking it.

why play in to what the parents want right now and throw such a huge chunk of your life away? so stupid! have you got no other ideas for what to do with yourself? pathetic man. awesome, have kids too we know you will!

but they make everything so much safer.

this should be called passive aggressive secrets that are still secrets dot com. i do not “get” the mindset of one who takes their inability to make friends out on other people. you are the ultimate internet troll and you own one of those shirts that says I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY or HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE. no guy, it’s you, not them.

and what oh so meaningful vocation do you do? how about don’t talk about them period you little dink, talk about your own boring shit, oh that’s right, NO ONE CARES.

you can practice on me i LOVE making fun of white dudes, it’s my specialty! especially if they live in the annex or work on bay street. don’t be afraid of those cliche power silences either, don’t play into their controlling bullshit, own it. know at base, men of all race are similar, they are all irritating in the same way. just pretend he’s your boring uncle.

how did he react? who cares, don’t make a thing of it. now send one of your anoos!

well are they spelling masturbation right at least? wow you believe in logic even though you believe in a fairytale afterlife! WEEEEEEEIRD doo doo doo doo (twilight zone voice) stop the world we have a real maverick on our hands over heeyah!

trophy pride houses are never a good scene. why are the driveways always empty and the family never home? no one enjoys them ever. such a waste of money. the things you own end up owning you. thanks fight club.

thank you for setting up this IRONY attack you clever motherfucker you. someone said beneath this postcard “One week I missed church when I stopped to help a hurt cyclist.” FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE MUCH.

awesome and…does she know? are you gay? do you roleplay? are you weird TMI swingers? ugh talking about sex is boring.

no girl, listen, god doesn’t shape shift. that irritating loser is just wasted and thinks they’re really interesting. like me. but, if you want to think i am god, then go ahead let me get my money basket. WHERE DO ALL THESE STUPID PEOPLE LIVE??? Sarnia?

EWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww. What the fuck is this daddy warbucks shit? why are you calling him daddy still? when you learn how to print you are TOO OLD to refer to your father as daddy. that’s fucked up on both ends i don’t care what anybody says about it. if a dude’s teenager/adult daughter is calling him daddy he’s an egomaniac freak and probably perverted. sick. when a word crosses over into roleplay sex fantasy territory it is no longer innocent especially when you’re old enough to know it.

someone wrote this in response “Every year I send a Father’s Day card to Budweiser Brewing Company.” uhh what? why? does your dad work there? is your dad a case of beer? is your dad a perpetual drunk and thanks to budweiser he is able to open up to you? too vague.

you’re welcome for all my hard work on this canadian holiday xoxo.