lisa: can i get wasted now please?
i didn’t drink a drop last night
which is just not right
me: woah
i drank a lot
we are major hungs
lisa: are you going to hit er again?
me: maybes we are too fuckied to go out
we will go to lcbo and rent movies
i am thinking maybe beer nite but the thought of booze is like ew
i am like still buzzed right now it feels
lisa: pauly and i will probably go out and drink alone like always
me: i walked to fresh and in my head i was like i am on a magical fucking journey like my balance was off
and i was smiling at nothing to myself like a goon
like a crazy
lisa: totally still wasted
i love that
but oh man at some point are you ever going to be fucked
me: then i went in there and wanted to murder everyone
lisa: the key is to start drinking again before that happens
me: before what being cuckoo?
lisa: well before the cuckoo turns into just plain fucking death hangover
but if the rage set in you are probably already too late
that’s why weed is great when you’re hungover – keeps you crazy all day
me: oh man the paranoia
i cant really toke anymore i have to be major wasted
i get supes paranoid
like oasma bin laden knows where i am paranoid
haha
lisa: i went through a period where i was like that but now i’m pretty much a pro at it again
the first 8 times i worked at the store i was so baked and i sold so much shit
i was in love with everyone
and now i’m sobes i want everyone dead
me: you’re like excuuuuuuse me lets talk about how fabulous this shirt is right now i dont know you but i feel like i know you like really know you
lisa: yes!
i basically played house with them
i was like I’M GONNA TRY THAT ON TOO!
and we would PARTY
me: oh man
lisa: now they are all dead to me
me: do you ever sell stuff or do you fuck it all up
lisa: naw i sell stuff but i can never ….
ah
customer
lisa: and another thing
people fucking toss things on the floor and don’t even pretend they didn’t notice
me: i know
lisa: and then stand in the way so i can’t pick it up
fucking fuckers
me: FIL IS SECRETLY EATING ALL OF MY CADBURY MINI EGGS
lisa: oh my god!
i don’t think we have those here!
me: they are loud and crunchy i dont know how i didnt notice
lisa: oh no i must go to the store post-haste!
but i can’t be bothered
so forget it
me: u want some too?
lisa: well duh
but i think they have the regular cadbury eggs here
but do they?
i’m not into those though
me: who knows america is so fucked there are prolly marshmallows in them
lisa: strawberry marshmallows
me: excuse me our kids could be fatter
lisa: i swear to god i once saw diet cherry vanilla dr pepper
how about you just pile every flavour on earth on top of eachother you fucking pigs
me: totally
thats like my what are you a rainbow burn when someone is wearing a lot of colours
