i don’t know why people make big deals about blue christmas lites THAT’S NOT A CHRISTMAS COLOUR they say with their hands in the air and their stupid fucking shoulders scrunched up to their ears um are you the christmas colours rep? in my head i am thinking about how stupid they are, complaining about a colour of lite that someone chose to adorn their home with personally offends you? why?!!? how about being greatful that someone put up any lites at all you know house after house after house with nothing and then oh blue lites wow you’re totally in a bad xmas mood now? gay. like there are suppose to be rules if you are planning to participate in christmas, you have to do it right, greens, reds, whites ONLY. fucking racists.

reminds me of elementary school during art class being told what to draw and how to draw it and if you did your own thing, S-, or “doesn’t listen to instructions.” (in my catholic elementary school they graded us VG+, VG- G, G+, G-, S, S- i don’t know what was below S- cos i never got anything below it, but i think it’s pretty dumb to have pluses and minuses beside a VERY GOOD like it is VERY GOOD yet, STILL KIND OF CRAPPY? it’s either VERY GOOD or VERY NOT GOOD make up your mind, retard.)

i think blue lites look wicked especially the LED ones but the regular ones when i look at them they are all blurry and i feel like i am wearing ten pairs of beer goggles and on acid, now that totally puts me in the holiday spirit. the LED blue lites are barely even blue they are mostly white with a tiny blue tint GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOU TACKY FUCKING LOSER WITH THE INFLATABLE SNOW GLOBE ON YOUR FRONT LAWN THE SIZE OF A GARAGE WHY DON’T YOU JUST STRETCH A BILL COSBY SWEATER OVER YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE WHILE YOU’RE AT IT!?

yesterday we went to radmad‘s karaoke party but we didn’t get there til 1 in the morning and after a million drinks and rounds of guitar hero with pitt. oh yeah we saw tori spelling on bloor and she was carrying her own umbrella and walking and that somehow delighted me i dunno i guess i expect celebrities to travel by horse chariot or something anyway she was wearing this bad army bomber slut jacket and her ass was wide.

i 8 mile karaoke choked on the mic at radmad’s, it was funny cos i turned off this girl’s song who was lying down on the couch and singing and doing a perfectly good job of it then i put on hella good and after three lines realised i was waaaaaaaay too fucked to even read the words let alone stand AND sing AND do a better job than that girl was doing so i sat down on the seat near the tv to change the song and when i bent over i felt like i might puke so i didn’t change the song i just kind of sat there uselessly while everyone was like WHATTHEFUCKHAPPENED? and i immediately became everyone’s enemy you know when it’s howling hour at a party and everyone is feeling HONEST and they are unable to pretend show you they like you and they’re trashed mean yeah that was the fucking vibe haha.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.