there is a goal
please look at this site and laugh and cry and agree and look at the giraffe that runs by the person snoozing on the couch
i love you katie didn’t realise you were a bush until i allowed your little ad to load. woah.
August 11, 2004
i’m listening to this because i want to cry me a niggur. no not really. yes really. i was like listen to this then call me back afterwards and you better be impressed!
now i am at the part where my voice goes high and embarassing and i want to stabify the carpet and now audblog cut it off completely? guh.
hi, you called.
August 10, 2004
i’m so hot pink right now and that is Mao inside-out, his face in my ta tas.
-ta
From: “Paul”
To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com
Subject: Dear Raymi
Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004 21:45:20 -0400
Please forgive my ignorance, but if a PF [pussy fart] is called a “queef”, and only women can queef (I assume), is there a special word for the anal gas passing of the gentle gender?
Please, your wit is beautiful. Write something about “sounds”, a very specialized BDSM device most women smile ear-to-ear when they discover it. Thanks!
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From: “raymi snuff”
To: “Paul”
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 05:57:00 +0000
hmm, well im not that much of a bdsm head, tho i love sadism and the like
u would probably be better at writing than i, tell me more about it tho
From: “Paul”
To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 07:22:16 -0400
Okay. Sounds are long, slim surgical steel rods that are used to insert into a man’s urethra. The most accurate description of the feeling it gives I’ve heard is “cumming in slow motion”. I like it so much I bought my own set.
You should get more into BDSM. If you ever come to NYC, I’d be happy to let you practice on me! Keep writing. You are very good.
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From: “raymi snuff”
To: “Paul”
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 20:14:10 +0000
ehhhm
that doesnt sound too safe?
From: “Paul”
To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 17:08:04 -0400
It is as long as someone shows you how. I know it sounds weird, but it is a completely great experience. To each his own…
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From: “raymi snuff”
To: “Paul”
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Mon, 09 Aug 2004 21:17:25 +0000
no im not judging
just like
shocked
never heard of it before
is it safe longterm like can it cause anything bad to happen to yer peepee
From: “Paul”
To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Mon, 09 Aug 2004 17:33:50 -0400
I have not had anything worse than occasional slight irritation, usually due to SWI (Sounding While Intoxicated) and getting into the merit badge mentality of seeing how much I can take. It is an immensely pleasant sensation when done correctly. I have also had the pleasure of showing several ladies how to use them on me, and their faces light up when they get into it. They usually say it is because penetrating a man is a neat turnaround from the vanilla pentration of the woman by a man.
If you are ever out in NY/NJ land, I’d be happy to arrange a meeting with a Domme who can show you these lovely devices being used on me!
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From: “raymi snuff”
To: “Paul”
Subject: RE: Dear Raymi
Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 16:31:09 +0000
hmmm well ok sure yah totally can i take pictures for my website?
Paul says sure!
this is my friend ymc of ymc fame with his dad and his brother. you are allowed to write to him and be his friend and be annoying and give him your vagina but still he will think you are a big lame.
global internet pussy penis games we thinks, no longer be cool. now that the folks are doing it, it is like, feh. now we just want to bump into one another playing hopscotch or sitting on a streetcurb and i pull up on my peewee herman bicycle and i say you are a piece of chalk and you go i KNOW! and we don’t even bother trying to high-five one another because that would be too cool, cool. cool?
anyhow yah, ymc is going to be all rich and famous moreso than before. his site got linkified in one of those maxim-style magazines (pfffft) and now they want his site to be on telephones or something.
he linked me somewhere there too but in a way so i don’t even know where it is and anyone who is anyone won’t know either so that, truely is, a wonderful thing.
ymc is spanish for “i am a dicknose” – raymi.
August 9, 2004
Dear Raymi
I taped yer WobblyBob drawring to the wall in my cubicle this morning and I’ve already gotten a handful of “wutsthat?” from nosey people walking by. I alternate between telling them it’s a sketch by my talented artist friend or my retarded cousin.
Har.
-filter
no this picture is not of filter. it is of an inflatable hello kitty chair with some guy on it because he is badass and that is all.
so ya i took down all the links on the side over there. not to ‘dis anyone, just to clean it up. you will be linked still if you make a point to email me and be personable and nice and and and yah, no more perma-links, for now anyway, just links in posts, ok?
this site is going to be fucking fantabular tres soon complete with partial-pay shiznat, photo-galleries, live raymi webcam in front of a fancy screen in a studio on the moon! (no vaginas being seen) me living loving being retarded reading you books standing on my face, you know..and the writing will still be there and other fun whistles and smells. i have kept this thing going for years and years despite all my everything and anything that tried to get in my fucking way take all my money fuck all my boyfriends smash all my shit leach off my popularity and generosity and now i feel i can push it some more, hire some whores, you know, kid stuff. and yes i will remember every rotten thing ever said to me about this garbage what is my blog and people who cried over me bumming a smoke here and there when i throw them armloads of internet girlfriends and monies and everything.
not cut off, just cut out for awhile. plus i have this other fancy corporate posish to do totally separate from raymitheminx so yeh, disability-shmishability.
i have a lot of thinking to do now, working, and playing with a sparkly wand then casting spells on my cat and i have to find a new apartment and a dog!
i’m a nymphocrazyiac.
please bounce a tennis ball off my head when you next see me or throw mustard onto my shoelaces, i like that.
there’s a link to my new pal joe. he took a bunch of pictures of me with his friend at this totally retardedly crazy and fun party in the streetsvegas and i chipped my tooth on my own beer bottle and his friend is all um are you wasted or drunk or something and i said no i am a performance artist so shut up and no you can’t play my bloody valentine i have to play MY music i am creating an atmosphere here, they kinda got retarded over my generosity of posing and shit and everyone was just laughing and smashing through the hole in scott’s door.
and oh yes this picture of me on fagboard at the go station was taken by mikey. he wasn’t allowed to take his bike on the train kuz of rush hour so we said bye bye and i sat beside the world’s biggest sketchbag and he only shutted-up once i gave him these apple sauce things what parkdalemiddleton gave to me. m6k!
