instant karma

instant karma’s gonna get you

gonna knock you right on the head

you better get yourself together

pretty soon, you’re gonna be dead

what in the world you thinking of

laughing in the face of love

what on earth you tryin’ to do

it’s up to you, yeah you.

instant karma’s gonna get you

gonna look you right in the face

you better get yourself together darlin’

join the human race

how in the world you gonna see

laughin’ at fools like me

who in the heck d’you think you are

a super star

well, alright you are

well we all shine on

like the moon and the stars and the sun

well we all shine on

Ev’ryone come on

instant karma’s gonna get you

gonna knock you off your feet

better recognize your brothers

Ev’ryone you meet

why in the world are we here?

surely not to live in pain and fear

why on earth are you there

when you’re ev’rywhere

come and get your share

well we all shine on

like the moon and the stars and the sun

well we all shine on

come on and on and on on

yeah yeah alright ah ah

etc.

by john lennon produced by phil spector from the EMI Records album SHAVED FISH

From: “no name policy”

To: parkdaleraymi@hotmail.com

Subject: yet again…

Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 10:56:20 +0100

i’m confused. it seems that you are soliciting comments about the anti raymi thing when you know full well that i have no site to answer back on and no method to post comments because you blocked my isp. i have no problem with that, but don’t post untruths about supposed contact with your loyal fanbase unless you have some substance to back it up. i have left comments to people who felt the need to leave comments on my blog, but because they are too scared to engage in reasonable debate none of them ever left email addresses. i certainly wouldn’t contact anyone through your site as that is a very lame thing to do – unless of course they say something about me with which i disagree. the thing which i find really amusing is that people keep saying things like ‘let it go’…hmmmm seems the only person who has yet to let it go is yourself. i’m sorry if you think i’m an ass, but i’m still right and as the days roll by it seems that more and more of your readers are intent on proving my point…which makes me very happy indeed.

i’m sure you won’t dignify this with a response, but i would be interested in seeing the so called contact that i made with your msn’er as i neither use msn at home or at work. not only would this be an impossibility but to be honest i prefer face to face contact not snatched conversations with faux friends.

anti as in antidisestablishmentarian.blogspot.com

my ex boyfriend in la

leave me the fuck alone

raymi

—– Original Message —–

From: Bob

To: H****

Sent: Thursday, August 19, 2004 9:06 AM

Subject: Fw: Immigrants Poem

>

>

> Illegal Immigrants Poem

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>

>

>

>

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> I cross ocean,

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> poor and broke,

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> Take bus,

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> see employment folk.

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> Nice man treat me

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> good in there,

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> Says I need to

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> see welfare.

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>

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> Welfare say,

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> “You come no more,

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> We send cash

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> right to your door.”

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>

>

>

>

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> Welfare cheques,

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> they make you wealthy,

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> Medicare it keep

>

> you healthy!

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>

>

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>

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> By and by,

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> I got plenty money,

>

> Thanks to you,

>

> Canadian dummy.

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>

>

>

>

>

> Write to friends

>

> in motherland,

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> Tell them ‘come

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> fast as you can.’

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>

>

>

>

> They come in turbans

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> and stolen trucks,

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> I buy big house

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> with welfare bucks

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>

>

>

>

>

> They come here,

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> we live together,

>

> More welfare cheques,

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> it gets better!

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> Fourteen families,

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> All moving in,

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> But neighbor’s patience wearing thin.

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>

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> Finally, white guy

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> moves away,

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> Now I buy his house,

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> and then I say,

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>

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>

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> Find more people

>

> for house to rent.”

>

> And in the yard

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> I put a tent.

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>

>

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>

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> Send for family

>

> they just trash,

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> But they too,

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> draw welfare cash!

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>

>

>

>

>

> Everything is good,

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> Soon we own the neighborhood.

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>

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> We have hobby —

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> it’s called breeding,

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> Welfare pay

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> for baby feeding.

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>

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> Kids need dentist?

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> Wife need pills?

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> We get it free!

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> We got no bills!

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>

>

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> Canadian crazy!

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> He pay all year,

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> To keep welfare

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> running here.

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>

>

>

>

>

> We think Canada

> darn good place!

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> Too darn good for

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> the white man race.

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>

>

>

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> If they no like us,

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> they can scram,

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> Got lots of room in

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> Pakistan.

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> SEND THIS TO EVERY

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> CANADIAN

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> TAXPAYER

>

> YOU KNOW

>

>

BLYTHE!

she is in my house!

AND!!

she is DRUNK!

the first thing she did was take off ALL of her CLOTHES and put on her british flight attendant pantsuit sans the overcoat thing and posed with my big learning html for rainman book on thr stereo speaker and she FELL OFF it backwards and got dust and cat hair all over her face and she called me a SILLY BITCH!

the little blythe is j e a l o u s.

and locked herself in the clothes chest, i am not even lying.

ok i have to skateboard into town and buy BEERnazis say hi to aimee at work by staring at her thru the window and licking the screen and also say hi to todd and andrea

cid i am sorry that i am not your sucky father so i don’t make your cat kibble into hot soup slop. when fil gets back he’ll do it and you can like, fuck off and stuff

also, me and aymee watched barber shop 2 last nite.

there are at least 560 comments i have to make about that film but it will have to wait, ok?

From: Janet

To: suitesoleil@hotmail.com

Subject: hey please help

Hey! my name is Janet and i read your web site its a pretty good website you got nice tips and ideas on it.

i am 16 years old and i wana become like the girl next door kinda type but i allso want boys to think that they have a chanse with me but in the end realize that they got to work harder.

i know i could do it most people say i’am allready the girl next door type but i gotta work on i a little. i am very good at flirting and hitting on guys BUT only once i’v actually started talkin to them. I’ am very bad at introducing my self and approching a boy even a girl and meeting them.

lol i usually get my friends or someone who knows the person to do it for me

can you please give me some tips on it.

please i would really appriciate it you sound like a really good expert at these things and i would love to get your advice.

thank you . Janet

hey lil janet

beautiful mumraymi after i did her hair