also ps things are even steven all around now, ok?

we’ll be good

if you be good.

understood?

understood.

canada won in the olympics for hockey. big surprise.

you fucking cowards

how dare you do this to kids to get yer way. traumatize them more why don’t you?

STOP IT!

you have family too and we know it.

you think you can take over the fucking world?

my history teacher told me this was going to fucking happen, to take over the world you sneak in thru the back door, ie, iraq. FUCK YOU.

islam, yeh, “beautiful” religion in theory, right? no wonder duders in jail take it up, for the “brotherhood”, something to oppress the womens, further so. go and worship in yer mosques, breed more weeds, oh sorry, we’re the ones breeding you guys, canada is, and you know what? because of that, america and canada will be forced to merge and yer beauty dream of taking over the world will not come to seed, because your country will have to be flatlined, and you think canada isn’t backing america, huh? that’s what canada wants you to think.

North America is doing all the good PR for America, where you and all yer beautiful families currently reside, acquiring the best of education, and then some go over to america and teach ‘em over there, but get shit on…gagagaga, just like canadians do

canada does not want america moving into our country but it is and will anyway, deal with it or kill your rotten selves (without being coward suicide b-ers) because you cannot handle growth, change, evolution, etc etc.

you send your kids to school to take notes for you and the notes that your kids took in the nice safe schools you take and use it against america and canada, FUCK YOU!

and so when the merge happens, it will be too late kuz we will all be bred together, you’ll try and get out asap but then it’ll be too obvious, or you’ll be stuck making wars or the wholeworld will have to be chrisitan or athiest or catholic or buddhist or jewish, whatever.

get the fuck out of them kid’s schools, right fucking now.

and ps, raymi has a twin brother, not lying, and he/i’ve been writing this all along, ever since raymitheminx.blogspot.com was ever conceived, so listen to the fucking white man who is 21 and looks like raymi and has the same mind as her and you do not know anything about me, where i live, why i live, how i live.

-the real Bin L

pps karma, is a bitch

ppps jesus wouldn’t be doing it like this

i’ve done enough free-advertising the world over so why stop now? i mean, i don’t want to make any money on the web from my face ever, from my anything. maybe in tv for acting or in le magazines, my magazines, but on the webs, i give it away for free.

i love advertising.

it’s so effective.

yet,

i loathe it. look what it’s doing to chillens. look at me for crying out loud.

i weaved my own web and now i am smack in the middle of it.

if i just fuckin’ stuck to my little pony and astroboy, i’d be awesome.

if i never picked up a cosmopolitan fagazine or even the canadian print equivalent, i would never have made myself into the stud i use to be.

don’t read the small town slut article, i wrote it when i was living in nyc abuot the crap i did when i was 16, and i embellished the hell out of it.

really i was a neurotic piece of shit when i went to bars and still am so, but now i just don’t drink in them, i sing songs in them and shake my head at the youth of today and girls get all slutty and turned on by me and my hostility and i am like stop it, stop loving a girl who is acting like a male chauvinist pig, fucking stop it.

i am only like a male chauvinist pig when i am near these “blonds have more fun” types.

whoever made up that statement should be seriously yelled at.

blonds may have more fun, but it’s the kind of fun that makes them sad and angry at themselves for having to have blond hari ‘cos bastard men tell them to.

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Dear nick,

i am a friend of raymi’s, and she asked me to give you some help.

Since you have been with your GF for 3 years, she might be explorering

different options. The human mind is wired to cheat, we are ment to

spread our seed and to procreate. You should confront her on this,

just ask her. Dont be accusing, but most of the time a man gut

instinct is ussually right, and of course if you should have the same

rights as her. You deserve to know the truth, and deserve to be

sleeping around if she is too. I am sorry that a 3 year relationship

has turned to this, honesty is the key to every relationship. Sit her

down and talk to her about this immediatly, cause is she is sleeping

around, she could be spreading diseases to you also.

here’s the thing about gmail and why it’s kinda gay

blogger and google teamed up

and theyre like hey everyone get gmail kuz u get a gig of space and DONT DELETE ANYTHING why would u want to because u have ALL THIS SPACE?

gmail, why are you asking me a question?

you are an email account, you do not have artificial intelligence, no machine can have intelligence of its own, other than the intelligence that humans give to it so basically we are making these things that one day, yes, will turn on us and stuff but whatever, we won’t be alive then anyway, unless science hurries the fuck up and cures everything now, period.

the point is, eventually gmail will cost money. and right now us blogger idjits have crazy invites to pass out, fuck that, i am keeping mine and inviting my cat or inviting gmail to start it’s own gmail account.

yah hello, not yet version 1.0

i’m onto you.

yes i would like to delete everything forever because i don’t want ten trillion emails that you have decided so nicely to organize for me because you think i am an idiot and cannot do it myself, moreover, your hacker little hiries going thru my shit, no thank you.

fuck you, robot, even tho i love you.

and in summation, bill gates, when can i have a job?

From: bryan garcia

To: Raymi Lauren
Subject: i drank your cool aid

Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 19:40:21 -0700 (PDT)

No proposals at the funeral for mass graves.

Back before there were fisticuffs made of trembling threats

and screaming epithets like you were minorities,

I was hardened to neurotic and strung out accusation.

Defending peace for the lay of the land I surveyed,

was like feudalism, middle-aged dark ages.

There were plagues streaking naked across your land

infecting people I told were “safe”.

These empty promises burned my cross,

and the little folks made a play for the safety of revolt.

Storm troopers were dispersed to the scene,

and with nary a rubber bullet or psychological sound weapon,

speaking to the disquieted masses.

And we sought compromise through reform.

I became the new broom, with a platform of fascism and dystopia.

You should have been there. We burned the magazines but saved the books.

Now everyone was harping on health and education,

but we couldn’t even keep a sane dialogue in the same room.

So we made a dungeon, and started throwing them down there.

The screams didn’t even bother us,

and instead of laughing, we drank booze.

I used to bring a candle down to the cells called solitary.

They were starving, and I brought them the light.

This only nourished me, and I’m not selfish.

We began systems of blight.

They were harrowing and thought of as creative.

This was art to some of us.

Boring through innocent passages from our boredom,

a trial was decreed to stem the back up.

Families were brought to order and many lies were noted in the books.

We looked through the stories they told.

About demolition, punishment and innocuous rhythms.

Lastly, fathers were given custody of the interpretations.

What fear lay in the faces of given testimonials.

They wanted to eat the words, but ha-ha,

they were already spoken.

Before the judgment a phenomena occurred.

No longer, did the effect follow the given cause.

It was all cut up, like exquisite corpse.

Events were rearranged to no given governing.

Punishment was ultimately delivered in a sweet, carefree haze.

At one point, even I was spanked for standing guard.

My territory given back to me in litigious chaos.

Having a strong sense of optimism, we toiled away.

Strangers were put to building a large talisman, and the women,

They were leading construction.

Raymi Lauren wrote:

brymoxine haiku

heroin cruiser

why dont we lie down happy

drinkin blue kool-aid

>From: bryan garcia

>To: Raymi Lauren

>Subject: RE: reflected

>Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2004 08:12:03 -0700 (PDT)

>

>hi dude,

>

>the h is totally overrated. i was like you too. i’ve

>done all that shit, and thought it was a big deal.

>its mainly liike being real stoned. i think you have

>to be really involved with that shit in order to

>become addicted. but whatever. i would stay away/

>the smart thing is to do no drugs. but then , we dont

>always choose the smart thing. anyway, that was poem

>i wrote last weekend, and i thought of you. i think

>you have awesome poems, and i’m glad you’re a girl/.

>

>siyanora

>bry

>

>

>— Raymi Lauren

wrote:

>

> > heroin

> >

> > that’s a big deal

> >

> > i have never done it nor will i ever

> >

> > my addictive personality plus heroin

> >

> > would not be a good thing

> >

> >

> > >From: bryan garcia

> > >To: Raymi Lauren

> > >Subject: reflected

> > >Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 12:57:07 -0700 (PDT)

> > >

> > >last year i tried telling people

> > >there remained only one

> > >political problem – how we were

> > >going to live

> > >under fascism

> > >

> > >this year i tried

> > >heroin.

> > >

> > >

> > >b.garcia

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > > fine

> > > >

> > > >

> > > > >From: bryan garcia

> > > > >To: Raymi Lauren

> > > > >Subject: blitzkreig bop Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2004

> > > > 13:52:06 -0700 (PDT)

> > > > >

> > > > >you sho’ is whining now on your website. save

> > > > that

> > > > >shit. you blitzkreig and bop. you punk rock.

> > > > we

> > > > >dont kry. we multiply. ghosts just go h0me

> > and

> > > > >die, and you never even mind.

> > > > >now you go tell I and i. but i allready fuck

> > off.

> > > > >and i dont write you if i dont love you.

> > i’ll be

> > > > >like washing my hair all weekend, and no fags’

> > > > gonna

> > > > >say nuthin’.

> > > > >

> > > > >right >?

> > > > >

> > > > >ramone

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > > > > woah those jokes rule!!!!

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

> > > >

> > >

Hi, I read an essay on your theory on getting a man without a commitment “being a slut”. So I thought you would be a great person to ask a question. My girlfriend and I have been together for about 3 years and I think she is holding some weird secrets. I think she is having sex with other men. I don’t mean to be untrustworthy I just have that gut instinct. And really it wouldn’t mind so much if she would tell me, and of course giving me the same permission. I don’t know… write back with some advice or how I am able to tell if this is what is going on if you want, beside that, Great essay. Hope I didn’t waist your time.

Thanks

nick