this guy is excessive

Jamie says:

and have some kids gig it up years later and read from it to each other around a cmapfire

raymi says:

gig

raymi says:

cmapfire

Jamie says:

i kow

raymi says:

u are dyslexic

raymi says:

HAHAHHAHAA

Jamie says:

i can;t type

raymi says:

i kow

Jamie says:

i use all the wrong fingers

raymi says:

i thought u said that to be funny

Jamie says:

no

Jamie says:

i’m pathetic

Jamie says:

i can’t believe i wrote a whole book

raymi says:

what the hell are you going to do with yourself now

Jamie says:

even though it’s still full of typos

Jamie says:

retire

raymi says:

do u think people would buy a seven page book?

Jamie says:

ha

Jamie says:

i will

raymi says:

and then the 8th page will be point form notes of possible story endings

Jamie says:

fill the back of it with empty pages and “invite the reader to create their own ending”

nowl says:

tonight going to see Anagram play

nowl says:

with all the girls..

nowl says:

maybe a boy or two thrown in

raymi says:

wow yer such a stud

raymi says:

who are anagram

nowl says:

no studs complete without a lauren

raymi says:

right

nowl says:

anagram is xenias exbfs band

raymi says:

right

raymi says:

are they shitty

raymi says:

but like ironic shitty which means cool

nowl says:

theyre shitty and not bad

nowl says:

theyre sloppy and not bad. Matt the Singer might be a cut above and is very good with falling around and sometimes breaking things

nowl says:

they usually play parties

nowl says:

the last house party i went and saw, that they played at

nowl says:

someone started a fire upstairs and the placed burned down

raymi says:

haha

nowl says:

julia was there

nowl says:

her sister was living there

nowl says:

they lost all kinds of stuff and were all sued by the owner

raymi says:

did they pay?

nowl says:

dunno

nowl says:

you can ask xenia about it when you see her

raymi says:

thats a retardedly trashy story and endearing

i always wanted a man’s sweater that was striped red and green and had a zipper on it and a collar and now i have one because some unlucky hack left it all hung by itself on the wall and forgot about it so i stuffed it in my left sleeve and then i looked like i had a robotic arm that was fatter than my right arm and i was a good peter sellers sleuth type and before i left i turned around and pointed at the room and said YOU’VE BEEN MINXED!

ok no i didn’t.

i feel guilty about the sweater now like there is going to be an article about it in the gossip town times and then i’ll have to bury it in the backyard and then i will be on city pulse with a sweatshirt on my head and my lawyer will be shoving the camera away.

i’m so hung/dehydrated i feel 90 years old.

el duderino you.may.have.already.won@gmail.com to raymi

…the best man

i get strange emails.

have you seen that campbell’s commercial for chunky chili where the narrator mentions “knocking up a pastry” ? what the fuck is that suppose to mean and how is it related to chili and campbell’s?

litblog talks about me.

we took turns being the jenga master last nite after eating duck and a fancy salad and orange potatoes that were actually sweet potatoes duh. and we saw the snake eat three little mice that were already dead that came from the pet store. it was gross but cool at the same time and also sad. the mice looked like they were sleeping and then OH NO Mr.snake comes along and eats them so bad they get eaten! aimee was offended by fil’s hair that i had put into braids on the top of his head like he was coolio. maybe he’ll get corn rows?!!