finally we have warmthness so me and thom are gonna bomb the streets LB styles.
look out here comes the neighborhood gang
baseball bats brass knux and chains
and library cards
March 29, 2005
March 28, 2005
i dunno what is more gross, the cat licking his ass, or me watching him lick his ass.
we’re going to vancouver soon to stay with the goods so i can play with their dogs and take them back with me to ontario when we leave. yesterday at the movie store i was drunk and there was this tiny dog that was following me around and so i picked it up and fil shook his head at me and said that is like picking up someone’s child ie. weird. whatever, the dog wasn’t even struggling. we rented alfie and it is nowhere near as cool as it seems to be in the previews and i am glad that susan sarandon told him that she was banging this other guy ‘cos he was younger. player guys are douche bags who think they’re so interesting and usually say, “man, there should be a book written about MY life, it’s SOOOO crazy guy!!!” fuck you.
anyway, ya, the goods and also that arts county fair backstageness – k-os, metric, stabilo, and matthew good. i will be the one vomitting out of my ears. that is all.
March 26, 2005
insane amount of sushi/sake last nite and scotch whiskey from 18 years ago i think i was mean to only a couple of people and i pushed martin after he called me a bad word and he flew into the brick wall all awkwardly over a bench and it was like i was rambo.
there are some nerdy kids two alleys over filming something and one dude has red paint all over his face with black stripes and a trench coat and they have a big sign that says film shoot in progress. um, duh. you have a camera and you’re a bunch of goofs hanging around obviously you are filming some stupid script you’ve put together.
so should i wear a t-shirt when i am walking along that says “i am walking” on it or “walking in progress” or “hey look at me walk” or “right now i am walking in case you weren’t sure already but yes it’s true i am walking and i hope i am not inconveniencing you in any way that’s why i am wearing this t-shirt to let you know that i am strictly walking but if i plan on doing anything else i will let you know” ?
i also get annoyed at books that say, “a novel” on the cover. hey thanks for the tip, for a second there i thought this was a telephone.
March 25, 2005
Ward @ Work says:
His mom is still kinda chunky though
raymi says:
i never saw her
raymi says:
is his dad still fucked in the head
Ward @ Work says:
yeah…. lol
raymi says:
ward dont say lol that’s gay
Ward @ Work says:
his dad was trying to get all his friends to open an Ice Cream shop
Ward @ Work says:
cause apparently that is where the money is
Ward @ Work says:
don’t say what?
raymi says:
lol
TOP TEN WAYS TO ADD EXCITEMENT TO A LONG CAR TRIP
10. Play “auto-bingo”
9. Try to eat ear of corn while steering
8. Play connect-the-dots with dead bugs on windshield
7. Practice sudden bootlegger turns
6. When traffic is light, drop pants around your ankles
5. Have long conversations with imaginary friends after picking up hitch-hikers
4. Lean on horn and swerve as you approach stalled motorists
3. Tune to static on radio and pretend you’re the last person on earth
2. See how long you can drive with your eyes closed
1. Talk guy behind counter at Stucky’s into leaving family and joining you
