fil said to me that skid row called and they want their hair back.
har-huh.
we are already fighting over music that will be going on his ipod for tomorrow’s flight. he is not being fair. i don’t care what he says, kylie minogue AND justin timberlake will be on that thing, i am putting my foot down.
I hate it when guys shave off their moustache. Their faces look so bald. Remember when your dad would do it after 15 years and you’d be like, “Who the fuck are you?”
i have a mild heart attack everytime the television box settles and makes that big loud hollow tv settling noise out of nowhere and you’re like what do you think you’re an old house? jesus!
raymi says:
this rap is called kindergarden crush
Jamie says:
ok
raymi says:
there was this kid called jonathan i think he was doped on klonipin i so wanted to get next to him
raymi says:
i am bored of this theme already
Jamie says:
but i got kicked in the shin, by sally on ritalin
raymi says:
nice
raymi says:
and christina barfed on the water fountain boy that vomit was as high as a mountain
Jamie says:
ha
raymi says:
(that really happened ps)
raymi says:
kindergarden crushes are lame
raymi says:
i didnt really have crushes i just wanted all the boys to play with me and not other girls
Jamie says:
i had a crush on a girl
raymi says:
was she a babe
raymi says:
was her hair crimped
Jamie says:
i’m looking for the post i wrote about her
raymi says:
oh they didnt crimp hair back in the 40s did they
Jamie says:
funny
raymi says:
i like playing dressup and wearing funny hats ’til i get bored and hit up the paint centre where i’ll draw some cats
Jamie says:
http://theknownuniverse.us/?p=675
raymi says:
“I tore off a piece of brown paper towel from the dispenser and carefully wrapped up the photo”
raymi says:
hahahahahhaaa
raymi says:
how thoughtful
Jamie says:
i wanted it to look nice, and i didn’t want anyone to see it
raymi says:
brown paper towel nice?
Jamie says:
you know the kind
raymi says:
u didnt like her anymore because she cut her hair
Jamie says:
yup
raymi says:
fucker
raymi says:
did u have a really big head as a kid
Jamie says:
no, you know what it was?
Jamie says:
she started to like me back
Jamie says:
it was the smoochy faces from across the room that turned me off
Jamie says:
who knows why
Jamie says:
some things never change, though, right?
raymi says:
did she have cool outfits
Jamie says:
not as cool as mine, but yeah
raymi says:
pffffffft
Jamie says:
my mom showed me a pic at easter
Jamie says:
i was wearing a wide, white leather belt
Jamie says:
it was hilarious
raymi says:
wow
Jamie says:
fourth grade
raymi says:
i had fluorescent colored outfits
Jamie says:
i should’ve taken it and scanned it so i could post it
Jamie says:
did all the boys love you?
raymi says:
some did, i dont know why, maybe cos i was the loudmouth in every class and they wanted to copy off me
raymi says:
i attracted the dumb cute boys
Jamie says:
you still do
raymi says:
thanks
raymi says:
ya you attract hags
raymi says:
my friend jeremy in grade 2 was boyfriend with this one little girl for a day only because it was cupcake day and he wanted her cupcake and she gave it to him and then he broke up with her after he ate it
Jamie says:
nice
raymi says:
you would do something like that
Jamie says:
probably messed her up for life
Jamie says:
no
raymi says:
i would do something like that
Jamie says:
i used to get chased around the playground by girls
Jamie says:
and i’d run away
Jamie says:
there was a group of, like 5 girls who always chased me
Jamie says:
i’d go on the swings and swing really high so they couldn’t kiss me
raymi says:
oh i know what i did once, this kid had a bunch of cool movie posters his older brother gave to him and i said if he gave me one i would invite him to my super cool make out birthday party, grade 5, and so he gave me one and i didnt invite him
raymi says:
burn
Jamie says:
zing
raymi says:
but i was only allowed to invite so many, so i only invited the good looking popular ones
raymi says:
grade five fascism
Jamie says:
you would’ve invited me, i bet
Jamie says:
i sat at the head of my table during lunch
Jamie says:
i thought i was the coolest
newcomers to my blog don’t “get” the raymi. when she says she is going to eat a goose they are like how would YOU feel if the goose ate you?
moron, why the fuck would i eat a goose?
am i not allowed to be sarcastic anymore?
anyway, people who don’t “get” me usually think i am crazy.
“She has all these like, WORDS and long SENTENCES and she is NAKED and she uses caps lock and spells RAAAAAAAAAAWR she is mega fucking crazy!”
ehm, ya.
this probably isn’t even worth addressing, however, it gets on your nerves eventually when you’re trolling the internet and some random person links you in a messageboard and then some other messageboard frequenter, usually a psychophant girl will say “that raymi girl is CRAZY.”
CRAZY!?
YOU WANT CRAZY BITCH I’LL COME OVER TO YOUR FUCKING WORK AND SHOW YOU CRAZY!!!
kidding.
people who think i am crazy usually listen to bryan adams and own a tea kettle from ikea and practise feng shui.
feng shui?
dude everything is so totally going wrong this week, i know i’ll put everything from the master bedroom in the kitchen and a few pebbles in the upstairs bathroom all along the bathtub, no, on the window sill and i’ll put the couch in the crawlspace and the tracklighting in the closet and i’ll hang the shoes on my coat hooks.
pfft.
people who are “zen” are retarded. when they sit there calmly “being zen” it only makes me want to antagonize them and do everything possible to make them un-zen.
“Wherever you go, there you are.”
thanks, you figure?
“It is what it is.”
uh are you sure? i thought it is what it isn’t. what do you think about that?
“It’s no matter because there is no is.”
!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god i am going to rip out my hair if i don’t stop thinking about this.
raymi says:
napping on sundays?
Jamie says:
okay
raymi says:
i see this going nowhere fast
Jamie says:
i’m stumped
Jamie says:
i need a beat
raymi says:
ok picnics at the park
raymi says:
ill start
Jamie says:
yes!
raymi says:
boom pa choom boom boom
raymi says:
do you feel inspired
Jamie says:
napping in the sun on a sunday in the park…
Jamie says:
getting my naps in before the park gets dark
raymi says:
drinking lemonade oh no here comes a shark!
Jamie says:
oh my mistake it was just a big lark
Jamie says:
ate potato salad that was just starting to turn…hope this stupid sun doesn’t make me burn
raymi says:
but thats ok cos here comes my friend ernie he’ll hook me up with lotion that will protect me from burnin
Jamie says:
my ham and cheese sandwich attracted lots of ants, there’s no one around so I’ll take off my pants
raymi says:
hahaaahhaah
raymi says:
i cant think i am laughing too much
raymi says:
i think im in the mood for playing double dutch too bad i busted my knee and i have to use a crutch
Jamie says:
maybe i’ll share my food with that hottie by the tree, as soon as I get back from taking a pee
raymi says:
that was lame, but good lame.
Jamie says:
don’t discourage me
raymi says:
i ask that hottie yo u wanna get next to me i can majorly hook you up with some fries and gravy
Jamie says:
i rolled up to the sexy little lass, and offered her some lemonade, but i didn’t have a glass
Jamie says:
fries and gravy at a picnic??
Jamie says:
hahahha
raymi says:
it rhymed
Jamie says:
it’s good
raymi says:
but she didnt notice my lack of a glass cos this dog crapped in the grass and to the owner im like dude thats crass
raymi says:
boom pa choom BOOM BOOM
raymi says:
so i mosey over to the teeter totter
raymi says:
uh
Jamie says:
i was making time, and thought i’d get a lick, but all the sudden i got cock blocked by ranger rick
raymi says:
so im at the teeter totter and i ask this dude if i can borrow his daughter and she made me go real high then i launched her into the sky
Jamie says:
bye bye, bye bye the girl started to cry, i’d have watched her fly if the sun didn’t hurt my eye
raymi says:
this is very well thought out
went for a walk
saw a goose geese whatever
i wanted to pick it up and hug it
if those things weren’t so fucking vicious i would have ten of them as pets by now
and i would dye their feathers hot pink and yellow
and they would wear green bowties with white polka dots
and if one so much as looked at me the wrong way
i would eat him
and wear his neck as a bracelet
