really? ‘cos i have been in a cave for the last several years with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.

tonite is survivor. my boobs are pre-menstrual heavy. being sick makes you have chronic bad breath. i just watched some of the heidi fleiss movie. fascinating. how did that actress get her mouth to look all retarded like that and pale. she holds it in a way like there are a million teeth in her mouth.

oh yeah another strange thing cid did during our super fun sleep time was rest his mouth on my fingers and then his teeth.

maybe i should call some existential detectives who investigate coincidences.

i’m sorry, people who liked i heart huckabees are retarded! i can’t get over it, the ones who rave about this movie. I HATE YOU!

cid and i are sleepover buddies. fil gets up to go to work and then cid and i hit the hay for a few more hours and hug like sisters. when i turn over he turns over. if i change sleeping positions before he is ready to he meows at me and then i do it anyway and this means that sleeptime will soon be over because the bond is broken.

then i write the great american novel.

50 ways to get fired.

how to not look asian

i am so sick of being sick. i’m glad it’s grey out and probably going to rain soon. bitches. last nite making chicken explosion lasagna i went to take it out of the oven and i turned it upside down on the oven door and said HELP ME HELP ME and fil ran over and got all huffy then i got huffy for him being mad at me for almost destroying everything so i slammed the bathroom door and blew my nose and clipped my toenails and then we ate the chicken whatever and watched the yes men while fil kept unzipping my pants pocket and unbuttoning the other two pockets and i went mentally insane over him doing this.

THEY’RE NOT MEANT TO BE UNBUTTONED!

he is also sick so we’re basically taking turns pissing each other off.

i feel like i am dying. i have chills all over my body and especially in my head. i feel like a miserable old troll who can’t go out on the hottest day yet. arg. i just took some cold fx, lets see if don cherry is full of shit.

saw amityville horror tonite.

now i think i have five ulcers.

shit be scary.