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October 11, 2005
what does a girl from maine say while having sex?
get off me dad, you’re crushing my smokes!
i just made a beautiful salad.
after thanksgiving dinner last nite we went to the pub to watch the leaf game. they lost. big surprise.
today we watched white noise. kinda fucked up and lame but good nonetheless.
this week it is crazy fun fil week cos he is in-between employment. he is having trouble sleeping cos he is excited about his new ride.
yesterday we played glow in the dark mini putt and i lost and it ate up absolutely no time whatsoever, we skipped holes cos we didn’t want to wait our turn and then we drove around and looked at ghetto apartment buildings and tsk-tsked.
October 10, 2005
today it is canadian thanksgiving which is also one of the top ten reasons why canada is smarter than america; we get a holiday over with hella before those fuckers do and we’re not running around going AHHH HALLOWEEN AHHH THANKSGIVING AHHH CHRISTMAS BLAAAH AHHH RAAAAAAAHHHH!!?!';o jes fhj’ldhgdx’
oh and yesterday i picked some apples at a cemetary. yum.
ps the bottle of gin has finally left me alone but now red label is over and being a big asshole.
last nite ryan was all, “hey man is that raccoon?” pointing to my furry hood and i was like, “dude, is that funny?”
