we had to sing this song in grade four for some spring festival. it’s from les miserables.
There is a castle on a cloud, I like to go there in my sleep, Aren’t any floors for me to sweep, Not in my castle on a cloud. There is a room that’s full of toys, There are a hundred boys and girls, Nobody shouts or talks too loud, Not in my castle on a cloud. There is a lady all in white, Holds me and sings a lullabye, She’s nice to hear and she’s soft to touch, She says “Cosette, I love you very much.” I know a place where no one’s lost, I know a place where no one cries, Crying at all is not allowed, Not in my castle on a cloud.
i have to go buy fil a stupid gay belated anniversary card and i will make it be as obnoxious as possible, you don’t even know.
last nite after watching house of worst movie ever we watched the last episode of huff and i swear i will fucking kill myself if there isn’t another season!
anyway, house of wax was baaaad. the typical you stay here in this creepy fucked up house while i go outside and investigate that spooky noise you heard and person you saw staring at us through the window thing happened. paris hilton is a terrible actress and not even in an enjoyable way.
in the special features they have the cast sitting on a couch watching their blooper reel and behind the scenes footage and so they’re like LOOK AT ME HERE IS WHEN I FALL ON MY ASS and then they howl and cackle at themselves and talk over everything you want to see and pay attention to.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAH! $#@*^%$#! R@HJC#V!
i can’t even go ahead and ruin this movie for you ‘cos somebody already went and did that for me.
fil and i had a fancy dinner in port credit. we ate elk and duck and ostrich i think and bull as well. the elk was fuckin smoked and i felt like i was eating a fresh human’s organ or something. ik. i tried to ruin everything by bringing up a sensitive issue. when the waitress brought us our wine and showed us the bottle like they do in fancy joints i wanted to make a comment like oh how nice but all i could think of was OH HOW PRETENTIOUS so i didn’t say anything.
like alcoholics give a fuck about what their bottles of wine look like.
BITCH OPEN IT AND POUR IT DOWN MY GODDAMN THROAT!
we rented house of wax and are about to watch it so be sure to tune in tomorrow folks for my full amazingly intelligent synopsis of it.
when i am done showering i take all of the hairs that have fallen out of my head and stick them on the wall because it drives fil crazy and sometimes i even spell his name with my hair because i am a romantic.
i watched million dollar baby this afternoon and i’d like to give a special shout out YOU ARE RETARDED to every person who told me that was a good movie. ??? uh, i didn’t cry once, everyone in that movie talks stupid and really quietly so i didn’t get that she was paralyzed ’til like 20 minutes after she told morgan freeman that she was. when clint eastwood euthanizes her she doesn’t say goodbye or i love you and neither does he, i was expecting some big holy shit that was emotional scene but i didn’t get it.
if you want me to ruin the ending of any other movie you are planning to see just let me know.
