average cost per page of new york times best sellers — 2 cents
cost per page of Marketable Depression – 21 cents
maybe you should rename it “Mark-It-Way-The-Fuck-Up-able Depression”
ha ha.
freak.
merkley???
yeh well i only get half of 19.75 fine ill drop it a dollar fuck you and buy it and then rave about it im not trying to hype it up or anything i just know u will like it its an actual book not some farty blog post fantasy crap
watched the shittiest soft-core porn last nite. anyway.
fil says: don’t put my towel on the floor. now it smells like floor.
then i said something that was very amusing and he told me to fuck off so i went back to sleep. i wish i could write it here, maybe i will email him and ask if i can.
he left me an old school nickel that looks like a quarter i wonder if i can pass it off as such at the coffeeshop.
fil and i saw just friends last nite. it is a funny movie and worth seeing. you will laugh a lot. the best part is when the mom goes, “oh she went off with mr. lee” and the friend of ryan reynolds goes, “the dry cleaner?”
so my book came today and i just read it all and it is the best book that i have read in a very long time because it took me less than half an hour, though maybe more, i forget, anyway, you should buy it because if you care about knowing the real me you will dig it. this is what is in the book:
today it is my dad’s actual birthday and he is giving me cut-eye because i am always saying things that are HALARIOUS! anyway dad you are the best. xo.