oh my god buy my goddamn book. i actually wrote it this time.
met a girl named echo last nite and to aimee i was like what’s her name name name name?
it was funny. i’m funny.

i dreamt i was “blog-spotted” at a toys ‘r’ us. also i love it when trucks idle in front of the building at 8 in the morning. LOVE IT!
this is what i think of that jakalope song -> wtf? when does it begin or get good cos the chorus kicks in and she is still talk-singing her stupid goth poetry and wait what? trent reznor worked on the song? wtf trent? seriously. i’m waiting the entire song for something to happen so it gets to the second chorus and i’m thinking alright dude party down and it was more like party NOTHING! the video? her being a big winged creature thing and the cliche fetus animals in the jars at the bottom of the SPOOKY stairs and she’s moving back and forth reciting that gay poetry all musically posessed with her big stupid eyes and pink tipped hair?
if you’re into this shit we can’t be friends anymore.

last nite:
3 shots of gold
2 pints, possibly 3 (can’t remember)
2 shoks
1 gin
1.5 margaritas
a snoring cat is totally fucking adorable, ten times more than a dog is. it’s like excuse me while i put my head through this window because i can’t stand this cuteness any longer. that is all.

sodasamson says:
are you still bitchy?
raymi says:
i was bitchy before?
sodasamson says:
yes you were
sodasamson says:
but I forgive you
raymi says:
no i wasnt
raymi says:
but im gonna get bitchy RIGHT NOW
sodasamson says:
lol
raymi says:
this is good blogging material
sodasamson says:
I’m NOT BLOGGING MATERIAL!!
sodasamson says:
I’M A HUMAN BEING!