our neighbour to the right decided to learn how to play the acoustic guitar at two in the morning. i punched the wall a few times and nothing. so i thought maybe someone passed out to a DVD menu cos the same shitty music kept playing over and over again then i got really really pissed off thinking how fucking inconsiderate so i got some toilet paper, scrunched it up and shoved it in my ears and slammed a pillow over my head and turned the tv on and eventually passed out and woke up with all these tiny bits of toilet paper all over me.
the point of this is, i have extremely sensitive ears. i have to watch tv with the volume way up however, when it’s silent all around me i can hear someone’s watch ticking or an old lady threading her needle or someone’s nose whistling and to be frank IT MAKES MY HAIR IGNITE AND THE TOP MY HEAD BURST INTO FLAMES WHEN I HEAR LITTLE SOUNDS while a jet engine or pots and pans falling down the stairs i can tune out no problem.
samir came over all depressed and mopey and cid cuddled with him for awhile then samir blew in his face and cid pulled his head back from samir’s super fast and fucking hit him in the face with his left paw! it was hilarious. samir’s all HE FUCKIN’ SLAPPED ME!!!
i love midi. she just got her period. for real. her head is smaller than a tennis ball and her legs can fit in a sock. we have never met but i know when we do we will be best friends.
fil returned the shoes and got a full refund and that woman is going to get in shit when fil calls back with a description of her. he said that we would’ve been more than happy to re-order shoes via their shoppe but his girlfriend called him up in tears over how rude this woman was and the manager’s face went pale and she apologized profusely.
