raymi says:

dude why do you need a gun!?

raymi says:

your country is retarded

bunny mcintosh says:

I don’t need a gun i want them.

bunny mcintosh says:

I collect guns

bunny mcintosh says:

just for target shooting

raymi says:

yeah but like the idea of them is wrong

raymi says:

get a bow and arrow

bunny mcintosh says:

what does that even mean?

raymi says:

it means your country is fucked and so is your president

bunny mcintosh says:

our president is fucked

bunny mcintosh says:

that’s true

raymi says:

your gunlaws

bunny mcintosh says:

our gun laws are fucked

raymi says:

and little kids blow their heads off cos of guns in the household

bunny mcintosh says:

that’s bullshit

raymi says:

no it isnt

bunny mcintosh says:

more people die in car accidents

raymi says:

im talking little kids

raymi says:

more people die from guns than car accidents

raymi says:

gangs

bunny mcintosh says:

I think you’re confused.

bunny mcintosh says:

Little kids drown in pools too.

bunny mcintosh says:

gangs are assholes

raymi says:

it’s not a competition

raymi says:

and im not confused

bunny mcintosh says:

SETTLE DOWN

bunny mcintosh says:

I like guns. I don’t have kids.

raymi says:

DONT TELL ME TO SETTLE DOWN IN CAPS LOCK

bunny mcintosh says:

OK FINE

raymi says:

guns are stupid that is that

bunny mcintosh says:

you are emotional and retarded and that is that

bunny mcintosh says:

I like them.

bunny mcintosh says:

I’ve never killed anything.

raymi says:

why are you turning this into me being emotional and retarded

bunny mcintosh says:

I’m just fucking with you

raymi says:

people who support the gun industry are emotional and retarded

bunny mcintosh says:

I think our countries just have different gun standards.

raymi says:

yeh my country isnt emotional and retarded

bunny mcintosh says:

most of my friends don’t like guns either

raymi says:

and like people in my country get guns from your country to kill people here

bunny mcintosh says:

well then they’re assholes

raymi says:

right

bunny mcintosh says:

but if you all had guns

bunny mcintosh says:

there would probably be less people willing to break into houses

raymi says:

yeah the point is we don’t cos of the gunlaws which is good

bunny mcintosh says:

because you don’t care if the government tells you what you can and can not do.

raymi says:

people dont really do that here

bunny mcintosh says:

that’s good.

bunny mcintosh says:

hunting is huge in canada

bunny mcintosh says:

don’t hunters have guns?

bunny mcintosh says:

or do they bludgeon them to death with their mighty canadian fists?

raymi says:

there is too much fear in your country, unnecessarily

bunny mcintosh says:

I agree

bunny mcintosh says:

I don’t have guns cause I’m afraid though

raymi says:

like has your house been broken into yet?

bunny mcintosh says:

no no

raymi says:

see

bunny mcintosh says:

and we live on a bad street

raymi says:

pointless

bunny mcintosh says:

having a gun is pointless if you don’t want to kill some body?

raymi says:

yes hunters here have guns but hunting is fucking terrible and im totally fucking against it so lets not discuss that

bunny mcintosh says:

I love shooting it.

bunny mcintosh says:

do you eat meat?

raymi says:

if u have a gun in your house and you accidentally blow off your foot then you deserve it, not you specifically, in general

raymi says:

yes i eat meat but i dont believe in hunting for sport

bunny mcintosh says:

I’m not going to blow off my foot because I’m not an idiot and I know that a gun is a machine and how to handle it.

raymi says:

and i dont eat deer

raymi says:

i said in general

bunny mcintosh says:

right

bunny mcintosh says:

well that should be up to the person.

raymi says:

i think deer should be allowed to go up to people’s property and into people’s homes and stomp on sleeping people just to be fair

bunny mcintosh says:

if they don’t want a gun I don’t think they should have to have one.

bunny mcintosh says:

deer are cute

bunny mcintosh says:

I don’t have a gun because I’m afraid

raymi says:

and if someone shot someone i loved i would just stab them like a normal person or use ninja stars, those are respectable weapons

bunny mcintosh says:

whats the differece if they’re still going to die?

raymi says:

a gun? pfft, that’s for pussies

raymi says:

they deserve to die cos they SHOT SOMEONE I LOVED

bunny mcintosh says:

I have ninja stars

raymi says:

are they hard to throw?

bunny mcintosh says:

I couldn’t kill anyone with them though

bunny mcintosh says:

yeah

bunny mcintosh says:

I’ve only thrown them into trees

raymi says:

you could buy a shag carpet and hide them in it for people to step on

bunny mcintosh says:

welcome to my dangerous abode

bunny mcintosh says:

mind the razors

raymi says:

like for april fools day and then when they are bleeding you jump out and go APRIL FOOLS

bunny mcintosh says:

all my weapons are out of sight

raymi says:

well you could at least get that hello kitty gun

bunny mcintosh says:

mmm

bunny mcintosh says:

it’s probably shittily put together

raymi says:

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/deg/campfire/images/HelloKitty.jpg

bunny mcintosh says:

oh shit that’s a 1911

bunny mcintosh says:

that’s probably a nice gun

raymi says:

http://www.dentrinity.com/ClarenceLai/Kitty.htm

raymi says:

see if i got shot by one of those i would be all HEY WHAT THE…awwwwwwwww

bunny mcintosh says:

those are hiedous

bunny mcintosh says:

the first one is cute

bunny mcintosh says:

if I brandish my gun with adorable things will you like it better

raymi says:

how much did that gun cost that yer dude got you?

bunny mcintosh says:

I don’t know

raymi says:

are your bullets made of flowers

bunny mcintosh says:

no they’re made of bullets

bunny mcintosh says:

if you come to georgia I will take you shooting with me

raymi says:

i will like how it looks but still i think it was a total waste of money

bunny mcintosh says:

and you have to follow all the rules and be good and then you’ll see

bunny mcintosh says:

it isn’t

bunny mcintosh says:

I’ve taken it out twice already

bunny mcintosh says:

and had a blast

raymi says:

and it’s silly and makes you look bad, sorry

bunny mcintosh says:

literally

bunny mcintosh says:

hey ohhh

raymi says:

just my opinion

bunny mcintosh says:

i don’t give a fuck how things make me look

bunny mcintosh says:

to other people

bunny mcintosh says:

none of my friends are down with gun ownership either

raymi says:

its only my opinion and im not sure if i have fully developed it yet

bunny mcintosh says:

I don’t know. I used to be anti

bunny mcintosh says:

ah

bunny mcintosh says:

have you ever?

raymi says:

no

bunny mcintosh says:

oh

raymi says:

guns are scary

bunny mcintosh says:

then why are you against it?

raymi says:

well a water gun

bunny mcintosh says:

they’re just machines. they don’t operate on their own

raymi says:

cos of psychos who lose their mind and go gun crazy white trash people in that bowling for columbine movie

bunny mcintosh says:

right

bunny mcintosh says:

I don’t think they should have guns

bunny mcintosh says:

but if that school cop had been armed

raymi says:

well yes but they are fully allowed to by law to get one cos of your stupid country rules so thats not an option

bunny mcintosh says:

they probably wouldn’t have been able to shoot a bunch of little kids

bunny mcintosh says:

no

bunny mcintosh says:

if you’ve been mentally incapacitated by the state you can’t own a gun if you have been DEEMED

bunny mcintosh says:

if you’re under 18 you can’t buy a gun

raymi says:

yeh but before then they can get one and go to a pawn shop easy

bunny mcintosh says:

not at a pawn shop

raymi says:

how old were those colombine kids?

bunny mcintosh says:

I’ve bought guns at pawn shops, they have the same checks as everyone else

bunny mcintosh says:

17

raymi says:

they had crap mailed to their fuckin homes come on

bunny mcintosh says:

they got shot guns from a woman illegally

bunny mcintosh says:

they had tubes and crap mailed to their houses to make stuff with, stuff you could make in canada

bunny mcintosh says:

america isn’t that scary

bunny mcintosh says:

columbine was in 1999 and public schools are bad news anyway

raymi says:

whats the point of 1999? who cares when it happened

bunny mcintosh says:

Its not like it happens every day

bunny mcintosh says:

and I’m not going to shoot up a school with my guns

raymi says:

ok but if u wanted to u could

bunny mcintosh says:

in fact if someone wants my wallet or shit they can have it

bunny mcintosh says:

i could but I risk getting shot by a reasonable person who also has a gun

raymi says:

do u believe in hunting

bunny mcintosh says:

do I believe in it?

raymi says:

well are u ok with it

bunny mcintosh says:

I think it’s messier than going to the grocery store.

bunny mcintosh says:

I don’t hunt.

bunny mcintosh says:

I’m ok with it if people need to hunt to eat

bunny mcintosh says:

or if people just prefer to kill their own food because they don’t want to buy meat for whatever reason

bunny mcintosh says:

but I don’t it.

bunny mcintosh says:

I don’t like it.

bunny mcintosh says:

I mean

raymi says:

ok

bunny mcintosh says:

I wouldn’t do it

bunny mcintosh says:

it’s pretty barbaric

what’s up dude?

not much raymi i be chillin’ in the park on a sunday afternoon with my molson canadian one footer.

sweet, i like how you walked all zig-zaggy towards the park while those little kids were playing there and their dad was all LET’S LEAVE NOW!

yeah, that was pretty badass of me.

see you around frank.

ttyl raymi.

i bought these crazy erasers from chapters by this company called iwako they are so cute i want to shoot myself in the face! i can’t wait to take hundreds of fotos of blythe with her baked goods erasers. fil says if he finds just ONE of my stupid fucking erasers lying around he is going to throw it in the garbage.

phil: what in the hell do you need THOSE for?

raymi: for erasing, duh!

To : parkdaleraymi@hotmail.com
Subject : Raymi is back and SHES PISSED

that is all,
kat

everyone who isn’t me SUCKS!

my body went numb yesterday like tingly numb and it is numb again today. is it cos of my drinking? WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS MY BODY GOING NUMB? i want a fucking MRI. i had the scan i met with the neurologist and they saw nothing. it’s been a year and it keeps happening off and on. i don’t think anyone in my family has MS but would i still be likely to get it? i’m not being dramatic here though it seems that way. i’ve tried to downplay this shit as best i could. it totally freaks my dad out. anyway one good thing of it is i can walk into tables and totally bash my shins and i don’t feel ANYTHING! fil will try to wrestle me into a pretzel position and i can wiggle free easily cos i can’t feel where my body ends and his begins and yeah, it’s retarded lethargic strength.

fil dragged me across the floor by my ankles until my shoes socks and pants came right off and my socks were inside my shoes (mocassins) and my shoes were still tucked into my pants.

we watched like ten hours of that true hollywood story about jessica and ashlee simpson. ashlee simpson and cid have the same nose. that’s all that i took away from that feature.

the best line from mad tv was hey i’m ambercrombie black, i call it BLACKERCROMBIE!

killa raymi