fil is making me a surprise valentine’s day dinner right now. i am not allowed to go into the kitchen. i think i’m gonna bail on that casting call cos i am 1. too nauseous 2. hungover 3. part of my thumb is missing and 4. i am lazy.
i am angry that fil did not get me some sort of plush thing why are guys morons in general hello get your girlfriend something cute to cuddle not flowers because flowers are gay and they die.
i am hating on everything today pretty much.
the t-shirt i made for valentine’s day got delivered to fil’s mom’s and i forgot it there sunday nite because i am an alcoholic.
hi i am hungover and i cut off my thumb can i have a job please oh and do you pay cash?
HAHAHAhHAHAHAHAHAa
i think i am losing my mind.
it was hard to wash my hair in the shower cos 1. i can’t feel my hands 2. i could only use one hand cos i cut my thumb and then i put too much hair sheen goo on afterward so now my hair is incredibly greasy-feeling but good thing i don’t have to feel it myself cos i can’t FEEL! BURN!
more quotes in my handwritten journal and censorship and like sucky teenager emo shit
jess – DEFO! says:
thats weird that you’d censor more a private diary+
raymi says:
i censored it cos i was younger and i took off one weekend and my parents called the police and filed a missing persons report and the cops came to my house and read my journals which were all about drugs and fucking and yeah, learned my lesson
ok back to how smart canada is, kids guess what!? i just cut off part of my left thumb! think about it!
happy valentine’s day everyone i can’t WAIT to read blogs today about how valentine’s day was invented by hallmark like WOW i have NEVER ever heard THAT before!
