BEAT KIDS HITLER

BEAT KIDS BUTCHER

get ready to hear something emo.

watched shopgirl last nite, fil passed out during all the sad parts at the end and woke up to me crying on the toilet. i think it was the most honest thing i have ever seen on television despite it being a movie. if you want a good purge, watch it, an i-hate-every-older-rich-guy-i-ever-laid type purge and fully worth it. claire danes is the oprah of cinema, pure. fucking. tears. dude.

just a beautiful film oh and steve martin doesn’t do anything remotely funny in it. not saying that’s a good or bad thing, just a thing is all.

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it is hilarious and funny
it has made me a lot of money

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come over and do all my cooking

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no i did not read your blog today
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yeah i linked you you’re welcome who cares
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when me and fil chat on the fone at work he has to pretend he is talking to a client and he says things like WELL I WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THOSE RETURNS when i ask if he wants to go to this art show party and then he’s all bla bla portfolio interface and i’m like frap frap fart fffft pffft blerp bloop bleep VAGINA VAGINA MY VAAAAGIIIINA and he has to keep speaking like he is talking to a normal person and not a five year old with tourettes bye.

also this morning he texted for me to wake up i had enough sleep and i called him and said i had been up and painting since 9 and he said “oh” very quietly and i said are you a detective did you get all the facts and he said yes, case closed.

BEAT KIDS

this kid makes me regret having that abortion seeing as my son coulda been THIS AWESOME!

i totally just took a crap ps.

i am fucking awful at digital dance revolution i don’t know why. peggy is really good. i got 100% singing it’s my life (stefani styles) for karaoke hero AND THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ANYONE WHO IS NOT ME SORRY. i am hungover as hell and working on popsicle art i am going to have a show. yes.