i bought a corset and i am fully getting my faghag on listening to scissor sisters.
i got fil a shirt too i hope he likes it.
i have a hankering for hose water.
June 16, 2006
NOEL says:
“Eames Era Bucket from Greece” ..that’s the hilarious joke.
raymi says:
bucket?
raymi says:
noel i think you are losing your mind
raymi says:
LOOK A BUCKET FROM GREECE HILARIOUS FROM THE WAR ERA ADVERTISED ON CRAIGSLIST HYSTERICAL!
N EL says:
yeah, i know, youre all not knwoing anything and all that.. cooool!
raymi says:
dude do you even speak english anymore?
N EL says:
as i said, the joke wasn’t for you
raymi says:
or anyone
N EL says:
i forgot youre totally naive to everything outside of blogger and buzznet
raymi says:
here we fucking go again
N EL says:
duee, read your responses back to yourself
N EL says:
youre the one who has a shit fit
raymi says:
ohmygod i dont have energy for this
N EL says:
youre the one who write a me-so-dumb rant on the world cup and begged for people to fight you on it
N EL says:
like, get it together man!
raymi says:
im sorry i didnt _get_ your obscure bucket joke
raymi says:
begged people?
N EL says:
then you type:
N EL says:
raymi says:
LOOK A BUCKET FROM GREECE HILARIOUS FROM THE WAR ERA ADVERTISED ON CRAIGSLIST HYSTERICAL!
N EL says:
nice caps, homo!
raymi says:
im going to pretend you didnt say everything you just said
N EL says:
haha
raymi says:
and post it on my blog
N EL says:
dude
N EL says:
we shoudl totally have a blog war
N EL says:
we can break out all our raymi pics
raymi says:
i would fucking kill you
N EL says:
what, you mean youd win the war?
N EL says:
i dunno, i might have more raymo ohotos than even raymi
raymi says:
no your life would be taken from you
raymi says:
this is thepart where i say how much you exploit me
N EL says:
hahaha
N EL says:
at least you remember the routines
N EL says:
man, when did you become humourless
N EL says:
youre so unfun today i miust leave this chat
raymi says:
i dunno when i started menstruating
raymi says:
im sorry i didnt _get_ your obscure bucket joke
raymi says:
im fucking funny
N EL says:
dude! il ike how the “other gy who doesnt like soccer” posts all these dry bird pictures
raymi says:
yeh i thought it was a nice touch
raymi says:
how come u only like talking to me when i am on my period
N EL says:
wweird coincidence i guess
ok i’m going to hate on soccer now.
1. BORING
2. THE CUP JUST STARTED AND NONE OF YER EURO TRASH TEAMS ARE ANYWHERE CLOSE TO THE FINALS SO GOING BANANAS APESHIT WITH FUCKING FLAGS STAPLED TO YOUR EARS RIGHT NOW IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND I SILENTLY LAUGH AT ALL OF YOU WHEN I SEE YOU ALL THE TIME AND I WILL NEVER STOP.
3. SOCCER = SOCCER and FOOTBALL = FOOTBALL YOU FUCKING TARD FROM OAKVILLE YOU ARE NOT COOL BECAUSE YOU REFERENCE A TERM YOU REALISE MEANS THE SAME THING AS KICKING A BALL AROUND THAT PEOPLE SAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN I HATE YOU ^%#%^8576
4. IF YOU WANT THE HAIR OUT OF YOUR EYES WEAR A HEADBAND NOT A PENCIL FUCKING THIN BRA STRAP ELASTIC AROUND YOUR HEAD UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WERE GOING FOR THE I AM A TEENAGE GIRL LOOK THEN THAT’S FINE
5. STILL EXTREMELY BORING
6. SITTING AROUND FOR HOURS IN A CROWDED BAR TO WATCH THE TINIEST SCREEN OR MAYBE EVEN STANDING AROUND COS THERE AREN’T SEATS IS FUN!? WHAT’S THAT YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE SANITORIUM? OK.
7. WHAT ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU ARE THE HUGEST SOCCER FAN EVER FUNNY HOW THAT HAPPENS EVERY FEW YEARS THIS TIME OF YEAR I WONDER WHY THAT IS…
8. HEY AWESOME JUMP ON OUR CAR AND SHOOT FIREWORKS FROM ROMAN CANDLES IN YOUR HANDS YOU DON’T NEED FINGERS TO PLAY SOCCER KIDS WHAT THE GAME JUST STARTED AND ALREADY YOU ARE ALL KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER YOU ARE SO EXCITED ME TOO ME TOO FUN AWESOME SKGRHGFD GOUFHGFO HPHP93 2759 8435Y4398T43
9. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL JUST EXPLODE IF I DON’T GET A COMMEMORATIVE T-SHIRT THIS YEAR I NEED IT SO BAAAAADLY
10. I WOULD RATHER DRINK BEER WITH MY SOCKS
the end bring on the love.
oh this dude loves soccer too!
the kids in the park today seem to be on ritalin, v. quiet.
anyway i would like to take a moment to s-talk the new superman movie. it appears in the previews that they are copying the original movie exactly as in totally fake slow-mo flying and floating up into the air type shit. GAY AND BORING NO THANKS.
fil i will NOT be seeing this movie with you in the theatres unless i am on mushrooms, ecstasy, acid, ketamine, or absinthe. that is all.
i just wanted you to know that the cd drive on my laptop keeps opening and i am going to kill someone that is all woah i like this font.
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY
i have an ear-picking fetish and i’ve been at it for a year now i think. my left ear scabs up and gets flaky dry and i pick at it until it is sore and fil waits until my face is awash in euphoria and i am totally in the pleasure-zone of ear-picking and he slaps my hand away or hits my elbow so my finger jams painfully way up into my ear and then he says i will get cancer if i don’t stop picking my ear because whatever it is i am picking at never gets a chance to heal and i am like sure it does, it heals when i am asleep and then i wake up and pick at it some more.
sorry, i don’t have anything else to write about.
i am so ghetto today cos i’m smoking butts from the ashtray and i made these sticky noodles and ruined them because i doused them with liquid hickory smoke for flavor.
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there’s still comments from the first time i posted this too
