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mmva dramalamadingdong
if anyone has farticle suggestions for me to write in the vein of stupid/funniness please submit them via email: raymitheminx@gmail.com
i will mail the winner a personalized present and it will be fucking awesome.
THANK YOU FOR THE FUCKING DORMANT TROJAN VIRUS WHOEVER GAVE IT TO ME I AM VERY VERY HAPPY SPENDING 1.5 HOURS ON HOLD/TALKING WITH INTERNET PEEPS ON FONE/SEARCH AND DESTROYING THE VIRUS TO HAVE MY ACCOUNT UNSUSPENDED IT WAS THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE TO SPEND MY MORNING _AMAZING_SUPER_FUN_funfunfunfufnfufnfufnfufn !!!
i just began re-reading junky in the tub and i would be lying if i said i didn’t feel like doing heroin about now. i’m easy prey for the glorification of addiction novels. i have never tried heroin and i doubt i ever will, that’s a bottom i dare not wish to hit. this book is the closest i will ever get to it.
to write about shit like this like it is an artform, the desire of getting fucked up and sitting semi-circle face-to-face discussing the evolution of i dunno, dinner plates during a time before computers and rollerblades, who can fucking resist that? i know i can’t and i know that i don’t bother to try much. sitting in a starbuck’s with your classmate eating brownies, where’s the romance? i’d rather have dirt stains on the soles of my feet lying on my back in a forgotten field, fucked out of my head, talking about a book i will never write and the things i never said.
anyway, like i says, easy prey.
ASK RAYMI
Hello Raymi!
I’m 18 and I have the biggest crush ever on a girl at my school. I’ve never had any problems with chics, due to my humour (not the looks lol, I’m not that cocky). The problem is, she has a b/f.
Now, I’m pretty sure she likes me, she has tried to push me twice while i was in my previous relationship amongst a lot of other things. She invites me out places (always when I’m broke, lol) but has also said to me “you’d be a cool brother, ooops, I mean cousin, not a brother, a cousin OK”.
This whole back and forth confusion has got me really confused and I’m not that easily confused usually. Just wondering if you could give me any tips or suggest a really subtle way that would take a lot of thinking on her behalf to work out that I like her.
Thanks, T.
Dear T you remind me of my best friend in highschool who i got to drive me to the mall so i could meet up with dudes i was fucking and then he would drive me home, HE RULED!
you are what we call THE STRING ALONG, she knows yer a weakling and she has to tell you she likes you enough so you don’t go off to be some other girl’s nancy boy, get it? tell her to fuck off forever then go to a strip club.
you aren’t growing or maturing at all cos of this bitch and i bet if you start dating someone else she’ll try and end it by telling you she likes you, bla bla, you’ll fall for it then she’ll STRING YOU ALONG SOME MORE HOLY SHIT IS EVERYONE ON CRAZY PILLS!?!?!??!?!!?!
move the fuck on and if it just so happens that she ends up single when you are, have SEX with her then BAIL.
i dunno.
good luck, raymi
Hi Raymi,
Just to let you know I check your website every now and then to see if you are still behaving decently.
And you are and you look better all the time!
Greetings from Holland,
