Phil:

im soooo hungry

me:

i have to do makeup and hair dry where do u want to eat
i want that hamburger

Phil:

mmmmm
but
wouldnt that be wrong
i mean
so right
but so wrong

me:

it would be very wrong
we could share it

Phil:

but that wouldnt be enough food

me:

but then i would go mentally insane and not let u share it right

Phil:

totally

me:

well we could just get cheeseburgers

Phil:

um no
if i was there
id have to have the ultimate

me:

well basically i am just craving the flavor of the cheese

Phil:

my mouth is actually watering

me:

ok well ill just get a cheeseburger then
we can park at lcbo and get wine

Phil:

we cant let this become a habit

me:

my mouth just filled with saliva

Phil:

hurry getting ready
nownownownownownownownownownownow

me:

this is a funny conversation to put on my blog
seeing as we are in the same room
we could be speaking out loud

Phil:

we’re too hungry to actually talk
this way we don’t argue

me:

totally

Phil:

ok pleeeeeeease go get ready i could eat the couch i am so hungry
even the cushions

more zoo pictures

i am mean

watch thru to the end to hear me correct some moron.

phil is drunk

dear every one of my friends i called yesterday who didn’t call me back all three of you, thank you for not answering the fone you missed an awesome time at the ZOO!

so i have decided that i need more/new friends who want to hang out with me and fil during saturday afternoons and go on adventures and will actually ANSWER THE PHONE when i call please apply via email with photo and no crazy boring nerds, drinkers welcome. no complainers either.

wow that was quick ok kids the messageboard is already in the process of creation so i mean it i want three trustworthy net addicts email me for moderation posts and for me to tell you some rules and what is and is not acceptable.

also my camera pretty much doesn’t work anymore so if you want to buy me a new one go ahead.

ps the egg on the burger was amazing and added to the flavor and they cook it separately then put it on top DUH.

click that shit

it’s for fil’s blog yeh i know it’s a picture of me oh well.

i also cannot stop thinking about the hamburger i ate yesterday and fil had one too. it was at this nice diner i will not mention but noel you can email me and i will tell you so you can stop going all the way to dangerous dan’s anyway, it was an ultimate burger with bacon and cheese and a fucking egg on it and the type of cheese was that kind that tastes like the best fake chemical cheese in the world where you are full-on eating some fucking fake cheese and the guy who serves you has 1.5 teeth in his mouth. their onion rings are pretty wicked cos they’re see-thru greased up fuck i regret eating all that shit but still it was probably the best 15 minutes of eating in my life.

above foto is not the burger i ate but i sort of wish it was based on comedy alone.

RAYMI’S SECRET OF THE WEEK:

this is how you get on a good post-writing roll.

imagine someone reading your blog is super duper cool and judgemental and every word you type has to one-up them and they make you feel extremely insecure and obese and they are that type of pretentious that you cannot stand nor avoid, pretend the editor of vogue reads you, ooh i just thought of that one. now i’m nervous.