i imagine when i talk i sound like the chef from hell’s kitchen, not the accent, but the mean swear words and it makes me cringe.
we saw the growing pains episode yesterday where mike goes to that coke party with boner and the other guido and he’s like EXCUSE ME BUT I THINK THERE IS COCAINE AT THIS PARTY and the girl goes I SHOULD HOPE SO! then he does a psa at the end while the party is frozen behind him except fake frozen where you can see different people moving slightly and blinking and wavering and kirk cameron is all HI I AM KIRK CAMERON BLA BLA YOU THINK I’M NOT COOL COS I DON’T DO DRUGS? WELL, YOU’RE WRONG!
i immediately felt like getting high.
fil is in bed with a stomache ache i am gonna try and get him to go see pirates of the caribbean with me and his “stomache ache” later.
how about that wind last nite ontario!?
oh yeah go to mcdonald’s and get your johnny depp/jack sparrow plush happy meal toy before it’s too late.
me and elizabeth are going to eat discount sushi i am excited once the thought got into my head i realised i am fucking starving though i counted about ten typos on their take-out menu so who knows what the quality will be like oh well at least i can stare at people at sushi on bloor from across the street and watch them not getting a discount.
i bought rule of the bone on saturday, i read it in highschool. you should go get it. there are swear words in it and other things and when i read it in grade 12 i think i looked up at my classmates and was like DO YOU GUYS KNOW I JUST READ THE WORD FAGGOT AND I GOT THIS BOOK FROM THE SCHOOL LIBRARY?!
fil ate cat food yesterday for 6 dollars and i dumped a bucket of cold water on my dad cos he got me with the sprinkler then he got all sensitive cos i duped him better but fil yeh, 6 bucks? we also ate an ostrich steak and it was very good but at first at the ostrich farm the lady gave us slow cooked shredded samples and i was gagging on it but had to eat it all like it was amazing fucking VOMIT next time i would eat the fucking cat treats instead.
today i am wearing red because i am eccentric and fil is picking a fight with me about the floor and how scratched it is because of my fat ass and the ikea chair at this desk i don’t know how to make what i am trying to explain flow i am probably drunk still i am going to meet sharpie and angie and go shopping and then me and fil will go see you me and dupree i wish my hair looked like owen wilson’s hair when he runs out of the house when it is on fire or maybe gary busey’s hair i dunno whichever looks funniest.
fil did u go into my blog and correct my spelling of hilarious from halarious cos i meant to spell it halarious cos that’s how the kid who acts as dave chappelle’s son on the chappelle show says it.
yes i did sorry i thought it was an error i was wrong and i won’t do it again.
is it ok that my best friend is a cat that barely likes me and some guy on msn who doesn’t speak english who i have never met?
it’s neat to think that future-me will be wasted and obnoxious in maybe 3.5 hours like a whole new me because right-now me is scoring only a 2/10 for fun about now but future-me RULES i wish i could call future-me on the fone and be like YO TELL ME A FUNNY STORY and future-me will be like HULLoooooooooooooooooo like robin williams in mrs. doubtfire and busts up laughing for two minutes and can’t breathe and then right-now me is like totally jealous.
