in firework speak that basically means the FIRST plus i talk the most during this one
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN STYLES TAKE THAT SHIREFOLK!
more like LOTR fireworks
way WAY more lotr style
July 31, 2006
we scored the master bedroom saturday nite, good thing. i have never slept in a tent in my entire life and it almost came to that but good thing our host had already drunken the universe and we paid for his smokes before fil asked for a room.
on our way up i took a bunch of videos of the rain and thunder and we were storm chasers so i kept saying THIS IS HELEN HUNT REPORTING LIVE FROM UP NORTH BLA BLA BLA i am funny. i also have a bunch of firework videos. wait ’til you see ‘em and all my drunken OH MY GODS ARE THEY SUPPOSE TO EXPLODE LIKE THAT and no one answering me.
that’s duke. i don’t want to jinx it but i have a pretty good feeling that we are BFF, don’t tell. he slept with us and i had to get up with him at 7 to pee and then he pranced around the bed like a little horse for hours on my head and chest and fil. good thing we aren’t dog stealers cos duke would so totally be stolen to the extreme!!
i’m guessing this is spam, i’m hoping it isn’t though:
Hello, I am here !
Hello my new friend.
My age is 27 years. My birthday is April, 11, 1979. I was born in the
city of Kazan. This city is located on territory
Russia federation. My name is Karina. I have higher education.
I am very hardworking person. I am very responsible the
person. I am the nice girl. I have no harmful habits. I do not
smoke, I do not drink, I do not use drugs. I am very romantic. I am very
cheerful, I was good spend the leisure. My hobby: I love sports, in
particular volleyball, tennis, swimming. I like to read! I love to
learn new things. I like to study culture of others are strange. I had
no the husband (I was not married earlier) I have no children, I like
children. The purpose of my acquaintance – I search the satellite for
the man, I want to find love, I want to create real family. I had no
opportunity to create family in Russia, I could not find the partner
in life in Russia.
My friend, if you have interested to me, that answer
to my e-mail: karina@moscowlights.com
I will be waiting your reply with big impatience.
Your new friend Karina from Russia.
July 29, 2006
we are going to the cottage yay if pitt isn’t too gay/busy, comments will be moderated by him. if not then have a good saturday i hope i don’t blow my fingers off tonite even tho it would be sort of cool in a novelty-type way if i had blown off fingers like HEY HERE COMES MY BLOWN OFF FINGERS FRIEND SHE’S FUCKING COOOOOOL.
last nite in bed i was pretending to be a cougar or one of the thundercats but mostly a cougar and i was making all these unattractive rrrraawwrl noises and pretending to brandish claws at fil and i made a bunch of videos, i can be pretty irritating when i put my mind to it not to mention that i was 100 per cent wasted at the time. fil was worried i would keep it up and didn’t tell me to stop cos there was a good possibility i would get drunk-defensive, start crying, and then list all the things i think are wrong with our relationship until i fell asleep with mascara smeared halfway down my face.
July 28, 2006
here is one of my new shoes. at least it looks like it came out of the garbage and i paid ten dollars for it, the other one was also ten dollars – at least i didn’t pay 80 dollars for stupid gay vans that the entire universe is wearing right now and then they have to go out and buy more cos their first pair got dirty. newsflash YOU ARE NOT SPICOLI.
while on the subject of footwear, if you own a pair of those rubber clog gardening shoes and wear them for fashion i will take a dump in your mouth when you are sleeping. i don’t fucking care how comfortable they might be you are not allowed to wear them unless you are the town idiot drunk and found your pair at goodwill or you are pruning roses in the backyard and you have clippers in your hand i swear to fuck if i see you in yorkville jaywalking in those retard potato shoes i will get a bow and arrow and puncture your tires.
also if i see your children wearing them in funky colors they will be kidnapped.
and who the fuck started this trend anyway??!!?! seriously when i was 17 i got a pair of fluorescent red felt/corked clogs in england and brought them home thinking how neat they were and my mom specifically wore them to take the garbage out. point taken. also little bugs lived in them too.
it’s like, sometimes, i think, people want me to hate them. i even saw this gothy punk girl wearing a fluorescent green pair with black stars on them, you know shit’s out of hand when various styles and colors come available.
is it a canada thing? an ontario thing? has this heinous trend hit the west coast yet?
i could seriously write a book about how fucked up this fashion is, how is it even practical? i swear you are only allowed to wear them if you are a batshit crazy lady in a culty women’s group and you talk about goat cheese and how wonderful dogs are and your hair is scraggily grey. or you are from whereeverthefuck clogs were invented pretty much the same place where harps and yellow hair came from.
look at this!!!!! these are listed under gardening clogs but they are also known as GO EVERYWHERE CLOGS – i know where you can go! HELL! and take your stupid gay ugly shoes with you. my blood pressure is rising and my eyes are all beady and i can’t blink i am so crazy obsessed on this topic right now. i mean they have to invent a category/description for these clogs to justify jerks wearing them in public.
ok i’ll stop.
fil is being a lesbian right now taking a lesbian nap uh are you 40 years old today? he came home early and declared we were going shopping for him. when i get something new he has to get something new right away. courtney came by and bought a painting, it felt like a drugdeal. anyway so much for shopping, it’s raining and we have to go get stories juice for our stories at 8 o’clock. stories = afv; stories juice = BOOZE. last night we got crunked and spoke to these americans one from mass. the other ny state the mass chick i knew right away was from new england somewhere and we were playing buzztime and the question was bla bla what new england song na ha nah and i screamed at her to tell me the answer and she busted up laughing and said hawr hawr she can tell i’m from new england. no offense why do you guys sound like joan rivers?
